Craig

If you want to see what all hell breaking loose really looks like, you should sign up for the 5-a-side this weekend and throw Cath's plans into further chaos. Have we come up with a final answer for the kit yet? Last time I checked we were talking about Cyan & Yellow t-shirts! Reminds me of the Commodore 64. I was thinking of the Spectrum 48K - I've been top-trumped

If you want to see what all hell breaking loose really looks like, you should sign up for the 5-a-side this weekend and throw Cath's plans into further chaos. Have we come up with a final answer for the kit yet? Last time I checked we were talking about Cyan & Yellow t-shirts!

Owen will be fit for the opener surely? And is Taylor not supposed to be back to play ahead of Ramage. Don't let semantics get in the way of another Dan whinge, will you?

Fucking hell does the season really start a fortnight on Saturday?? Where's the summer gone?

The ex was watching it? Righto. Yup - TV happens to be in the same room as the 'puter

Fucking ludicrous!!! That said, the ex was watching that documentary about them two the other day and Andre is absolutely fantastic with that kid of hers - Dwight Yorke should be fucking ashamed tbh.

For you AND Mr. Crabtree! Was waiting for that one.... She was definitely female - had fucking huge tits too!

Bit harsh - I'm sure tiredness was making Cath a bit snappy.....

Remember getting one once during a swimming lesson cos I had the hots for the teacher - now THAT was embarrassing!

Doesn't the Fish get them whenever Cath is around?

Agreed that the 'City of Culture' thing is a mask for major investment and they definitely needed it more than we did. It has its bad parts, as does any city - I don't suppose the scousers think much of walking through Elswick but when we talk about Newcastle, we focus on Jesmond, Gosforth, Ponteland, Grey Street etc.

5 weeks on Friday or 38 days time...

I take it you're in the percentage that can't read a thread title properly?

Happy birthday John-boy....

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Real first name: Craig Nickname: Harry Potter, North, H Age: 30 Occupation: IT Service Support Analyst Location: Watford Language(s) spoken? English Avatar - why? Club Crest - found it on another forum and liked it Previous avatar? Many - 4 badges, morph in a toon kit, animated kit, pocoyo, dancing cat Tell us when you first joined the boards? The original toontastic back in 2002. This version I was part of the team who put it together 2 years ago Board highlights? Bizarre thread without a doubt. We had people from all over the world checking in daily to get updates Board lowlights? People's decisions to leave over things that they really could forget about - they know who they are and i'm know for a fact that they still read the place What would you be doing if you weren't doing your current job? I'd be a chef Pets? Only the kids I play a bit like.... Stuart Pearce apparently - bit of a nutter Football heroes? Beardsley, Goddard, O'Neill Football villains? Gabbiadini - wanted to punch that twat in May 1990 Best advice given? Live for the moment and enjoy life Ideal partner? Louise Redknapp Ideal dinner date? The above Ideal meal? Italian - bring on Strada Can you cook? Considering I seriously considered becoming a chef, I should bloody hope so Current wheels? Ford Mondeo Current wheels? See above (Cath, WTF?) Biggest influence? My Mother - god rest her soul TV programmes? Spooks, MOTD, Doctor Who, Takeshi's Castle (best programme ever!) Burger and chips or fish and chips? Burger and chips - (Fish, eww! ) Chinese or indian? What do you order? Depends on my mood - Chinese, House Special Chow Mein & Prawn Crackers; Indian - Chicken Tikka Masala, Pilau Rice, Bombay Potatoes, Keema Naan Favourite tunes? The Fray, Snow Patrol, Razorlight, The Feeling Abi Titmuss or Jodi Marsh? Abi Titmuss George Clooney or Bradley Pitt? I think I'd hold a better convo with George Favourite film? Many - Shawshank Redemption, Green Mile, A Beautiful Mind, Gladiator, Vanilla Sky If I won a million pounds.... Most would be given to people I think would benefit it more than me Age first drunk alcohol? First drink? 12/13 - Dad's beer Ever suspended/expelled from school? Why? Nope Favourite insult? Cock-knocker Not a lot of people know that......... I auditioned to be in Saving Private Ryan Most you've ever spent on an item of clothes? £160 - Leather Jacket How many pairs of shoes do you own? 5 - one pair of dress shoes, one pair of site boots, two pairs of normal trainers and one pair of football trainers I'm obsessed with..... something obsessive In 5 years time, I hope to be.... Living a happy life

A nerdy, liable to fly off the handle bloke who often takes things far too seriously.

Which song? 'Alive and Kicking' surprisingly enough Anyone remember 'The Leeds' ads with Arthur Daley?? I know man Those Arthur Daly ads ring a bell too. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0CCDFDiwZgM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9WPPjG2hBqw

Which song? 'Alive and Kicking' surprisingly enough Anyone remember 'The Leeds' ads with Arthur Daley??

Yup I remember them - the Escher one had the Simple Minds tune in the background IIRC.

Been there a few times - canny market town and very nice

Where do you actually live then Jon?? Hitchin way??

Slough - yuck!

Basingstoke - wouldn't wish my worst enemy on this toilet!!! Stevenage - sorry Gejon, but the town centre needs condemning........

Agreed - it's like Morecambe only its heart is still beating....... (just!)