Craig

The wager being something that neither can enforce?? I don't remember agreeing to it and I wouldn't have done. Stevie is not getting banned and Sima wouldn't have been banned had it gone the other way. Sima's hardly an adult, either. Your point being?

Perhaps they're no better in quality, but they're a damned sight more applicable to our needs which I think both the previous two incumbents of the manager's chair failed to address. As has been alluded to previously, Ashley is unable to plough the big money in until the club is de-listed (scheduled for 18th July). I can't say for sure, but I'm hoping that at least one signing after this point will make people's eyes open.

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You being serious or a sensationalist? If Lampard was on his way to us, you'd cream your pants tttt! I rate that pair over two lampards didn't think it was that controversial really So what do Hargreaves and Carrick bring that a 40 goal a season pair of Lampards don't ?? Agreed. I can see some mileage in the argument between Gerrard and Lampard, but neither Carrick nor Hargreaves are anywhere near Frank in terms of talent!

Which 6 are they on about?? Owen, Martins, Viduka & Ameobi obviously and then it's take your pick from Carroll, LuaLua, Troisi & Luque. If it meant the arrival of Gudjohnsen, I'd happily pack the bags of Ameobi, LuaLua, Troisi or Luque That's a good advert for our youth team, kicking young kids out who are likely to be on small wages to accommodate Gudjohnsson. I take it you've seen enough of them to judge that they're not going to be good enough? What I've seen of LuaLua I'm not at all impressed, I don't think he's anywhere near the talents of Ameobi. Not seen enough of Troisi but by all accounts he's not going to set the world alight. Take it you're not keen on Gudjohnsen arriving then? Even if the two kids are promising, i think i'd live with losing one of them to get fucking Gudjohnsen in!!! Thank fuck for that, I thought I was on a planet by myself for a second....

You being serious or a sensationalist? If Lampard was on his way to us, you'd cream your pants tttt!

Which 6 are they on about?? Owen, Martins, Viduka & Ameobi obviously and then it's take your pick from Carroll, LuaLua, Troisi & Luque. If it meant the arrival of Gudjohnsen, I'd happily pack the bags of Ameobi, LuaLua, Troisi or Luque That's a good advert for our youth team, kicking young kids out who are likely to be on small wages to accommodate Gudjohnsson. I take it you've seen enough of them to judge that they're not going to be good enough? What I've seen of LuaLua I'm not at all impressed, I don't think he's anywhere near the talents of Ameobi. Not seen enough of Troisi but by all accounts he's not going to set the world alight. Take it you're not keen on Gudjohnsen arriving then?

I know some people claim Lampard is over-rated, but if he's valued at £15m, what the hell where Man Utd playing at paying £2m more for both Carrick and Hargreaves? Plus, if it is true and he's turned down a deal to become the club's highest earner, you have to question his motives and whether he truly does want to be at the club.

They're fucking shite. Given your musical prowess, you've got no fucking room to talk Brock! I like them so I'd like to have seen them. Steve, not seen them in concert personally but know someone who has who thought they were class and really played to the audience. I guess either that was a good night or yours was a pap one.

3.5 litre formula one block to be exact. Saw it myself at Silverstone in 1995. Fucking unbelievable to watch, you wouldn't have thought it possible for something that cumbersome to move so fast! can't find any photos of it on Google which is annoying I remember peering inside it when they started it up, near shit meself They took Ken Clarke around Silverstone in it IIRC. He couldn't walk when he got out! More about it HERE (albeit in French!): http://www.bhrenaultclub.com/?clanak=060518001

Did I read somewhere that 'The Feeling' are playing and have already been on?? Great - just got the pap remaining then!

Pants! On my grade, I can only get the 140bhp version....

3.5 litre formula one block to be exact. Saw it myself at Silverstone in 1995. Fucking unbelievable to watch, you wouldn't have thought it possible for something that cumbersome to move so fast!

Love this..... They only believe it contained gas canisters? So what the hell are those in the foreground on the photo??

I think he needs to, and will, go. But have a look at the squad at the moment - we need to bring more in before any more start to leave.

Not forgetting the dude with it too! I reckon they're partial to a game of tic-tac-toe as well.

Given the lack of depth in the squad, I think we'd be nuts to sell him at this point in time.

When you consider they've thrown the best part of £30m on Bale and Bent, I think Schpurs are nuts!

You mean the way that Stevie's been big enough to say that he won't apologise to anyone he abused for doubting him? Aye, he's a big man alright. Personally I don't really care, he was told something, he put too much faith in his source and has turned out to be completely wrong, I do think he could show a little humility, instead he still insists that Baines is coming. For someone who 'doesn't really care' you've been quite vociferous. I think he did put too much faith in what he was told but I think he still does believe he is coming. Need we be reminded, the transfer window opens today, not closes...

The wager being something that neither can enforce?? I don't remember agreeing to it and I wouldn't have done. Stevie is not getting banned and Sima wouldn't have been banned had it gone the other way.

None other than theyre shite I think I'll give it a test drive! Just want something that's big enough to carry the kids from time to time and all their clobber but still be fun to drive.

Surely worth highlighting....? Don't know what you mean ! How did you manage THAT?? Time machine.... 1.21 gigawatts?? Aye you need that to power the fluxcapacitor. And plutonium tbh Can't find plutonium on supermarket shelves these days bonny-lad, we need a bolt of lightning!!!!!

C'mon Stevie don't go mate. You meant well, and probably had a decent source who may have been misguided or over-excited. Take it on the chin and continue posting here. No, disagree. stevie is man enough to pay his debt. He offered money so he was confident, turns out he was wrong. If sima had of lost we'd all badger the the depressive bastid until he went. Tough luck stevie but be a man about it. Lets get one thing straight, no-one is going to get banned for claiming that we're signing a player by a specific date and it not being true. If Stevie stops posting here as a result, then it's of his own doing and not because either we've prevented him or other members have driven him out!

f) smoke a fag in the closest pub? Can't we leave Meenzer out of this?

Zafira's are fucking horrid! I know someone who was given one as a courtesy car when someone ran into the back of theirs and they took it back 2 hours later and demanded something else. One of the blokes at work (who has 4 kids and had to go for something like this) has the SRi version and test drove them all. Reckons that if you have the SRi or VXR versions, you're OK and the 'Design' is drivable. The Expression, Life or Club though he reckons are absolute dog-shit! Gotta chose my new company car soon, thinking of going for a Golf GT Sport TDi - anyone got any horror stories with them?