Craig

Too many want to get out of it and I don't understand why - I've always wanted to do it There was a good supply of older people and housewifes, but no one student in sight...

Ironic, the words of one the Beatles songs, isn't it?? "will you still love me, when I'm 64?" evidently not Paul!

If I wanted to be banged up myself for contempt of court I'd tell you. Sorry lads and lasses, but I'm not allowed to discuss it before it closes - but I'll disclose it all afterwards though

Anyone else ever done this? I'm on it for the next two weeks and after a couple of days of being told I wasn't required, I finally went to court today. Having been told to get there for 10.30 this morning, they first told us we'd be going into court at 11.30, then before lunch, then 2.15pm and finally got in at 3.30pm and I was chosen, accepted and sworn in.... The case continues!

all up and running now. and 'fuck knows' is the answer unfortunately GF - Microsoft are a law unto themselves at times!

Both crap journeys for me, and long, so usually fill the void with a good drinkathon! If I remember, I'll keep an eye out for you! 137102[/snapback] Aye should be canny.... We can wave to Brock in the Reading end!

Bloody right - even more so that Pompey stayed up - that's 2 away games next season!

Why is it when you specifically want to use this to ask someone something it all goes tits up? Take it others are having a problem?? I'm getting Signing in to MSN Messenger failed because the service is temporarily unavailable. Please try again later. 8100034 So good of Microsoft to list every error code on their website except that one! Fuckers! What I did find is this though: So if you've got grief logging in, keep checking that link to see how the .NET service status is...

We're gonna have to create our very own ex-pats group down this way soon... You get that job Rik and you're about 10-15 mins up the road from me!

I was 12. 137084[/snapback] i was 19, married, with a son.......makes you realise the amount of growing up you do in a few short years! 137085[/snapback] I was just turned 9 and about to attend my first ever game at SJP....

You try hard.....I'll give you that.....

that's definitely the panini ones - i remember collecting those!

Congrats Ritchie...... expect to see you loafing on here with the rest of us from now on, no excuse really!

My brother bought a new digibox on ebay for £50. Came with a subscribers card which he obviously needed to ring Sky up about to activate. He stuck the card on ebay and got £60 for it! (and a snotty email from Sky 2 minutes after the auctioned had completed saying he'd broken the law and that they'd be beginning legal proceedings....) 3 years later, he's never had a legal letter or anything so got his new box and a tenner in his pocket

I'd rather hear heartfelt truths like that than the 'politically correct' bullshit that most ex-pros come out with.... I think Thursday night served as an affirmation to mssrs Ferdinand and Lee how much the Newcastle fans loved them as players and in turn their high regard for us.... I'd love to see Rob Lee in particular involved with the club again at some point!

Positive stuff from him really...

Q: Why did the good lord give women thrush? A: To teach them how to live with an irritating cunt before they marry one.

Means you get to see my Garraway avatar even more than usual now 136750[/snapback] He has it plus more in a folder on his machine entitled "Filth"....

He hasn't earned it yet. 136613[/snapback] Why am I reminded of Tom Hanks? 136682[/snapback] Don't know. 136683[/snapback] Captain Miller (played in Saving Private Ryan by Hanks and here by Renton) implores Private Ryan to "Earn it!" when he's killed to death. It's shite! 136690[/snapback] Is there a way of not being 'killed to death' like?

What's going on over there then? I heard Phil and HTT aren't involved in the forum any more?

*Dutifully makes it and presents it to you with a sweet smile * *Then raides your wallet and goes shopping!* 136638[/snapback] Smirks away to myself when you realise that shackles don't let you get to the front door! 136675[/snapback] Sad state of affairs when you have to shackle her to keep her there. 136677[/snapback] Got to do something to keep them in line...... ...girls wash dishes, girls clean floorsgirls are chained to kitchen doors....

*Dutifully makes it and presents it to you with a sweet smile * *Then raides your wallet and goes shopping!* 136638[/snapback] Smirks away to myself when you realise that shackles don't let you get to the front door!

White with 2 sugars please Cath...... and a bacon butty wouldn't go amiss! :D

Second time in the thread though 136604[/snapback]

Parked the car successfully between the white lines, first time