Craig

Gemmill's first camping trip

The fucking easiest years of your life without a doubt! (and that's coming from someone who has the shit beaten out of him for long periods....) 191311[/snapback] You can grow a beard outside of it though, they won't let me have one at school. It's discrimination basically. 191325[/snapback] Is that for real? Jesus fucking wept

The fucking easiest years of your life without a doubt! (and that's coming from someone who has the shit beaten out of him for long periods....)

Best one we did was when we were in the 6th form. Little shits had no fucking respect and regularly at break times, the common room door would open and one of them would yell "sixth form wankers!" One particular lunchtime we'd had enough and one poor scroat was the straw that broke the camel's back. We had one of those old heavy desks in there (the one's the teachers used to have) complete with hole for the ink well and all the drawers removed. We managed to corner the little shit, lift this desk up and put it over him so he was caged in where the drawers used to be and 2 or three of us sat on the desk to make sure he couldn't get out. Every time he called us a c**t or anything else, a broom handle was lobbed down the ink well to jab him with. We kept him in there for over 2 hours - when he finally was release he got a bollocking, first for being late for his lesson and secondly for being in the 6th form common room. When we told his teacher found out what we'd done, he was pissing himself laughing

Him?? Biology lesson for Mr W I think.... (Was probably there at Radgi's birth mind )

Not like you at all

I remember the slops bucket mind.... One of our teacher's parents owned a farm and he used to take all that home to feed to the pigs!

Oh I love that line, they used to spin that yarn when I was working in apps development... "You earn a salary, not a wage..." Basically if they'd paid me and the other developers for the time we put in, they'd be fucking bankrupt. Tossers request something then completely change their mind and expect that you'll fit it in within the same timescale you'd previously agreed. When I went into support I made damned sure that I'd be paid for anything I do outside of my 37½ hours a week.

Jesus christ yer daft shite! Cook the books then, it's the only way!

Still at least we're getting paid for it Scott...... (you are, aren't you? )

Remember the first snowfall when I was at school and the older kids handing out damned good 'scrubbings' to the younger ones. Wankers!

1. I was up at 4.50 this morning 2. They've closed the fucking car park at Rickmansworth station and as a result I missed my fucking train! 3. They managed to choose the weekend they closed most of the tube lines in London for 'essential maintenance' to do a whole load of work at our Central London offices 4. I've managed to bust the first PC i've touched 5. My hotel tonight is fucking miles away

Shouldn't be too hard on yourself....

My brother sent me this one earlier in the week. Was taken in 1985 apparently so I must have been 7 or 8. And I'm willing to be that the blokes on here around the same age as me had one of those Marines/Army/Navy body warmers!

you don't count, you're pissed

got this mental image of you staring at the key for 10 seconds before you actually press it!

1. I spent about an hour this afternoon avoiding proper work so I could get the 'Next Match' thing on here working properly (OK, I lied, it was 2 hours! ) 2. I'm also up at 5am tomorrow for work (doing overtime in London) 3. I've had a shit evening at home 4. I'm munching on a large bag of Walkers Sensations 5. I'm washing said crisps down with several bottles of Becks

Fuck off to a bulletin board then..... 190861[/snapback] HTTesque tbh 190996[/snapback] Reading back it does sound a bit harsh. But it wasn't doing what I wanted it too and that comment pissed me off

I'm stuck here for a week. 191004[/snapback] You been banned or something Ally? (Fucking hell it's horrid using a PDA to post on here : )

Gray's Sports Almanac tbh!

OK it's been set now so that it appears on the main index, the subforums (i.e. main boards) page and the indexes of the individual forums. It won't appear in threads though...

I've even got my crayons out and coloured it in now for you!

I expect a full apology from Gemmill tbh! Incompetent indeed!

Fuck off to a bulletin board then.....