Craig

the plane tho has 1, 2 or 3 more engines any of which will kepp you up and of course they also glide pretty well........................... 86097[/snapback] I'd personally rather not test that theory....

Won't you be at Wembley...err....I mean Cardiff sooperfan??

Speaking of which, did anyone else hear a load of our lot start singing that after Parker's goal on Saturday?? Nearly as cringe-worthy as "EASY! EASY" tbh... That sort of stuff should be reserved til after the final whistle goes in the semi-final and you've won...

good draw that.... perhaps it is our year....

I saw him speaking for Mourinho at the weekend saying that he's got no interest in the England job. Jose being Jose, you know damned well that if this was the case, he'd stick himself before the cameras and say so... I smell Kenyon bricking it in case 'the special one' fucks of and takes Sven's job - be kind of ironic seeing as Kenyon tried to poach Ericksson a couple of years back!

that's fucking dreadful!

Anyone who's eaten one of those extortionatly priced meat pies is likely to spend a good half hour on the khazie tbh - that ought to push up the 'pissing off time'....

Is this addressed to everyone or just GF? 86056[/snapback] Lou should hang her head in shame tbh!

Been to Kefalonia as well - most bizarre thing about that place is the arrivals hall is literally a coregated iron shack (or at least it was when I went there in 1991)...

All that was missing was the 'whistling dixie' in the background!

Strange. I've flown direct from Corfu to Newcastle direct in a 757 before. 86025[/snapback] This was in one of the shitty old 737s that Britannia used to use. Probably couldn't wind the elastic band back far enough tbh...

Can't be any shitter than the last one we had.... Still bitter Lawro?

Fuck me gently... Just reminded me why I avoid the 606 boards like the plague!

Dodgy transfer dealings in the Premiership? Surely not....

Yep... Mind you, Boumsong had just signed for Rangers but we still went and paid over the odds a mere 6 months later!

I had the lot and gave them away... Apart from my AT-AT and Millennium Falcon which my pyromaniac of a brother shoved a whole load of BBQ lighter fluid soaked bog roll into and set fire to them.... Arsehole!

The only time I've had any degree of fear was coming back into Newcastle from Majorca. It was February and fucking freezing - 10 mins from take off the pilot came on and reported it was going to be 'bumpy' as there was freezing fog and that the runway was likely to be like an icerink! We landed from the coast end and every other time I've landed at that end, the plane has slowed down sufficiently to make the first turn off towards the apron - not this time, he fucking motored straight past that and had to make the turn (bloody speedily as well) at the very end of the runway - on top of that, he was all over the place on it!! The only other time I've had to 'think about it' was after the event. Coming back from Corfu we landed at Munich for refuelling and it was only then that the pilot told us that it was a necessity as Corfu is the shortest runway in Europe and that if we'd have had enough fuel on board to take us back to Newcastle, we'd never have taken off and dropped off the end of the runway into the sea!!

Prefer Ashton to both and I think he could play with Owen. 85980[/snapback] Agreed.... We'll probably go in with a ridiculous £12m bid for him in the summer...

He seemed to show the purpose of booting the ball out of the ground from 10 yards out during the first half.... That fucker was halfway to the racecourse!

I think that's Parker's attempt at keeping the boss happy... Thing is, I think he's so used to being on the periphery at Chelsea and trying to break into their first 11, I don't think he appreciates how 'nailed on' his inclusion in the starting line-up is when fit... He doesn't need to brown-nose to get a game, others unfortunately most definitely do!

What the hell has JawD got to do with it?

I guess it'll be on the snopes website in a couple of weeks confirming one or the other...

Two and a half miles will be the horizontal separation. Vertical separation only has to be 1000 feet, which is why they look so close. The JAL plane is a 777 which are fecking huge and can assist in the illusion...

He's still gonna 'switch ends' when we got to the Mad Stad next year though - you can just imagine the convo at the next home game can't you? "Where we you for the Newcastle game then?" "err......I was sick!"