Craig

Only if he re-registers tbh

Very good news indeed....

Needs to be procured tbh: http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Marx-Mr-Smash-Martia...1QQcmdZViewItem

wow, a real in-depth debate, the likes of which we haven't seen since Disraeli and Gladstone 162378[/snapback] You got the succinct version

San Fran does look a great place to visit.. My boss has just been there and is crowing about it - think it's one for my 'to do' list

Funny you should bring up caravans, I had a massive debate with one of the blokes from work who has one. I reckon the fucking things should be taxed - he says not!

You having a PMT moment today Meenz?

So that's what was propelling you around the 5-a-side court so bloody quickly then?

I'm like that if I don't have enough water during the day. Generally need to take on board at least a couple of pints otherwise my head is thumping. Thankfully I have a cooler plugged in just behind me

tbh

Tried re-installing IE??

There was a guy sun bathing in the nude on the beach. He saw a little girl coming toward him, so he covered himself with the newspaper he was reading. The girl came up to him and asked, "what do you have under the newspaper?" Thinking quickly, the guy replied,"A bird." The girl walked away, and the guy fell asleep. When he woke up, he was in the hospital in tremendous pain. The police asked him what happened. The guy says, "I don't know. I was lying on the beach, this little girl asked me a question, I guess I dozed off and the next thing I know is I'm here." The police went to the beach, found the little girl, and asked her "What did you do to that naked fellow?" After a pause, the girl replied, to him "Nothing" I was playing with his bird and it spit on me, so I broke its neck, cracked its eggs, and set its nest on fire. Moral of the story....................Never lie to a female

A hillbilly farmer who wanted a divorce paid a visit to a lawyer. The lawyer asked, "How can I help you?" The farmer said, "I want to get one of them dayvorces". he lawyer said, "Do you have any grounds?" The farmer said, "Yes I have 40 acres". The lawyer said, "No, you don't understand, do you have a suit?" The farmer Said, "Yes, I got a suit, I wear it to church on Sundays". The lawyer said, "No, no, I mean do you have a case?" The farmer said, "No, I ain't got a Case, but I got a John Deer". The lawyer said, "No, I mean have you got a grudge?" The farmer said, "Yep, I got a grudge, but it's more like a shed, that's where I park the John Deer". The lawyer, becoming frustrated, said "Does your wife beat you up or anything like that?" The farmer said, "No, we both get up at 4.30 am". The lawyer then asked, "Is your wife a nagger?" The farmer said, "No, she's a white gal, but our last child was a nagger and that there is the reason I want a dayvorce".

Another thread goes waaaaaaaaaaaay off topic!

He sweats like a necrophiliac in a graveyard tbh...

Personally I find the short-haul domestic flights the worst of the worst. From experience I've found a as a general rule, the further you're travelling, the more comfortable and more relaxed I feel... 143387[/snapback] Personally I have to say that really is utter bollocks. The further you go the longer you are on the metal tube of death. 143390[/snapback] Absolute horse-shit! Do Southampton to Edinburgh in a BAE 1-11 and then tell me a Boeing is worse! Further you go, the bigger the plane and therefore the smoother the journey. I bet you're one of these freaks who reckons a Fiat Panda offers the same comfort as a Bentley, aren't you Renton?

Personally I find the short-haul domestic flights the worst of the worst. From experience I've found a as a general rule, the further you're travelling, the more comfortable and more relaxed I feel...

A winch?

Plane wouldn't take off tbh. Did you meet at a flightophobia support group or something? That's bizarre that you both have a fear of it. 143334[/snapback] Put the Fish on the other side of the aisle as counter balance! 143336[/snapback] Counter balance?! Flying round in circles tbh. 143337[/snapback] Should create a decent centre of gravity mind

Plane wouldn't take off tbh. Did you meet at a flightophobia support group or something? That's bizarre that you both have a fear of it. 143334[/snapback] Put the Fish on the other side of the aisle as counter balance!

Nice.... Next time you're sampling a nice bottle of red and you think you see bits of cork float in it, think again........

The worst that can happen is you suffer a protracted, painful, terrifying death, but if that happened you'd have the benefit of becoming a toontastic legend! 143321[/snapback] You wouldn't feel a thing though! (© RobW 2006)

unless you're a heathen like me and enjoy red wine cold too Funny how tastes change, i'd never touch red wine, thought it all tasted like vinegar....(though i know some really do) , i now love the South African and Californian wines. But the best red i've tried was from Limassol, Cyprus. 143298[/snapback] Cypriot wine? Fuck off! 143302[/snapback] Remember that little point that she drinks the stuff cold!

Not old enough to drink it, let alone appreciate it! 143284[/snapback] It's too dry and urgh it's just horrible stuff. Stains too. 143288[/snapback] Best stick to Kia Ora for a while, eh Brock??

Not old enough to drink it, let alone appreciate it!