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Spot on. Souness and Bellamy are gone.....lets call it evens and carry on enjoying our change in fortune.... *looks at upcoming fixtures* *scritches*

According to the "oh so reliable" gossip page of BBC ceefax p338 (to be fair they're newspaper stories), the horse faced Dutchman could be available for £10m.. Not the worst option....

Give it a rest eh?

I'd be more than happy if they stuck with the Shearer/Roeder combo for now.

Get over it....Bellamy is GONE I was glad when Kluivert scored against Chelsea but it didn't mean I wanted the guy to stay. If we still had Bellamy, we wouldn't have Owen.

Bellamy was a little toe rag who kept tarnishing the club's name...I think he's a good player, but we have far fewer "scandals" now which I'm chuffed as fook about.

There's a statistic about how many games a manager wins before it all goes to shit (I think it's about seven).... Still we're in a win/win situation with Roeder as: he'll love the job as long as it's going well, we'll love him, and if/when it goes pear shaped, there's no ludicrous pay off clause

Blackburn is a zero pressure club compared to ours. I don't think he'd do well here and I hope we get someone more exciting. He is doing a good job though to be fair.....he's got that pacey little striker who's name escapes me...... (kidding, I was glad to see the back of him, even though he's a good player )

We need JJ back to roger Moore and create a bond in the dressing room.

What is going on?

100379[/snapback] Still sounds fascinating compared to my job like. 100383[/snapback] I thought you had a new job... 100434[/snapback] I have 100436[/snapback] OOPS! Sorry about that!

100379[/snapback] Still sounds fascinating compared to my job like. 100383[/snapback] I thought you had a new job...

Exactly. Instead of this countrys most talented singer songwriters being in the charts, they're reduced to sitting in cold shanty huts in the middle of Northumberland, turning talentless boy band tunes into karaoke classics for £2 an hour. Sickening. 100372[/snapback] That's about the size of it

"Funnily" enough, today I'm doing the new Westlife single for the karaoke company I work for....it's bad even by their standards. I am finding motivation something of a challenge..... *weeps*

Ditto. 100221[/snapback] Dotto. 100256[/snapback] Lotto 100266[/snapback] Grotto

Ditto. 100221[/snapback] Dotto.

I'd be underwhelmed.

I used to enjoy their show a few years ago...but as it turns out, Alan Brazil is a cunt! * I agree, Mike Parry could be amusing from time to time though. *opinions expressed here are not necessarily those of toontastic etc etc.

...anyway, he might just be ill! /[semi-hopes...but then again....it could be worse]

Just on ITV text, but it's claimed that Sam Allardyce did not fly with Bolton to wherever it was they were flying to....Magaluf I think. They said he was unwell..... [/rumourmongering]

Cheers for the info AF, you've been spot on in the past and I certainly appreciate it. 98880[/snapback] Agreed. AF (this AF, not the other AF ) is a good poster and certainly not a wum. 98883[/snapback] *gets all offended*

he shouldn't have been spouting that horse plop in the first place. 98859[/snapback] Ok next time I'll keep it to myself then. I am known on that board for being pretty reliable with rumours. Unfortunately this one was wrong and I have already apologised for that but don't go criticising me for passing on info. 98872[/snapback] It was you who was right about Owen wasn't it?...If so, you've still got a few credits in the rumour bank as far as I'm concerned