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Asprilla

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  1. Cald neets Nee coats Tabs for wu An' fishin' boats An' canny craic An' stotties hot I love the north It's got the lot Eureka! It's a smash!
  2. Because I could rustle him up a lovely bouillabaisse and we could talk about the best hairdressers in London and watch my videos of BigBrother.
  3. Ok...I'll see what I can do....
  4. Asprilla

    Squash

    I would personally like to persuade you to consider table tennis..... Table Tennis ROCKS!!!!!
  5. George Foreman is still capable of dishing out a grilling.....
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    What's a long? No there'll be one "along" in a minute gags please! 41118[/snapback] Meant to be lad, don't know where long came from 41120[/snapback] Ahh.... I thought it could have been some northern phrase I ought to know...
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    E Numbers

    What's a long? No there'll be one "along" in a minute gags please!
  8. It's what you get used to innit!? I learned to drive in a small town but you soon adapt. In cities you just have to be assertive. It's the same in much of France and Italy IIRC. You just have to "go". The roads up here are bad for wannabe boy racers. Fuck me..... if you want to drive like a prick take up go-karting The other hazards up here are the pheasants and rabbits. Little buggers make me nervous! Sitting by the side of the road.....
  9. She didn't get dropped for doing coke. She got dropped for being caught.
  10. Yeah, they 'could'. 40101[/snapback] I agree about that old get out of jail chestnut! I'm not saying could though. At this rate Chelsea will win the lot AND the X factor AND the Tory leadership!
  11. So it is quite old then. 40095[/snapback]
  12. I predict Chelsea will win the CL. And the premiership.
  13. Ditto 40010[/snapback] Nothing to be ashamed of! My answers centred around fair play with the occasional tart related indiscretion.
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    Hi

    MAKE A FUCKING EFFORT!!! 40004[/snapback] 40007[/snapback] Nice new avatar BTW!
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    Hi

    MAKE A FUCKING EFFORT!!!
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    Hi

    Just wearing thin dude....
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    Hi

    Jesus wept to be honest. What kind of sentence is that? JWTBH
  18. I think Dads in general think computer games aren't a manly pursuit. "Indoors on a day like this etc etc!" They probably have a point!
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    Hi

    AF are you reading this? 39806[/snapback] ? 39809[/snapback] Members who don't like Newcastle, i.e. the place. Joke! Jesus wept tbh. 39814[/snapback] Sorry, misunderstood your point. I like Newcastle though. Well, the centre of it....and that football ground, what's that called again? Some good guitar shops too.
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    Hi

    Give it a rest eh lads!?
  21. Asprilla

    Hi

    AF are you reading this? 39806[/snapback] ?
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