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I'd love to try and write a book too, but I don't have the first idea where to start. Did you lot choose the subject first or have you always had that idea? I don't think my English is good enough to write a book actually.

I aint lying about anything mate. Believe what you like...

was that question aimed at me by the way?

Thought 'We gotta get out of this place' by The Animals would have been more appropriate. I was actually thinking of that today at work....

Frank Turner - England keep my bones.

Something doesn't add up here! You reckon you knock about with the Cambodian AND Chinese Mafia, but when a 7stone lass tells you she's going to dobb you in to your Mrs you push the sofa up against the door and run to the nearest police station Didn't mean I hang out with them.... In Cambodia, when I was travelling there, there was loads of commotion in the bar across the road. Some lass getting kung fu kicked in the head. Then all these guys turn up in sarongs with massive machetes, all the other tourists run off, I just hung about to see what was going on. Then loads of police came so I stood around chatting with the people and they told me they were the mafia. For all I know they could of just been blokes from up the road. But they did have the knifes down their strides. I went to China with a mate from back home, he told me all his mates back home are/were connected to the mafia, and that is why his dad sent him to England to get him away from it, had a night out with them and that. And this is a thread called none everyday things I have done. Plus I was younger and more stupid then. The 7 stone lassy thing, it was more because I didn't know who was behind it.

Whats the crack with the story in the paper today saying that Barton was arguing with our new players at Leeds? and what was the Leeds result anyway I totally missed that.

Quality so far like. Really interesting reading about all the secret agent shit that countries get up too.

thanks couldn't find it.

I remember travelling in Thailand, and some guy asked me where I was from. Told him Newcastle and he said WOW FROM ENGLAND TOO!!! and I said yeah big deal. Where you from like. He said i'm from Norwich and then he went a bit mental, telling me to stop taking the piss out of him and that for no apparent reason. He kept asking me over and over where are you from. It got to the point where I had to say, I have fucking told you a million times mate. I remember waking up hearing 2 lasses I knew licking each other out but I couldn't get through the window cos it turned out I was asleep on the roof in my boxers not knowing where my clothes were.....surrounded by empty spirit bottles. (this was years ago) Played a gig one time, then went back with a few friends to their place to have a bit of a party and then ended up in bed with the 2 lasses, not doing nowt just sleeping, they started fucking each other so naturally I joined in. One of their boyfriends was downstairs and when he came back up I pretended to be asleep. He started crying saying he hated his lass and all that jazz. Went out for one of my birthdays on a date with some lass, some other lass that liked me but I didn't like her took a hissy fit and went ape shit, the lass I was with on the date buggered off, then another lasses lad said he was gonna commit suicide and I knew him so ran after him, his lass said I was gonna batter the cunt, so she came running after me shouting to the whole world I was gonna kill her boyfriend. Turned around and had about 20 people wanting to kill me for trying to stop him from killing him self. Played a gig in the fishtank in durham, and wrote YOU HAVE BEEN JIMMED on the back of the other bands trailer for being cock ends. stole some vinegar and drove around durham squirting people with vinegar. Fuck it, I am sure I have plenty more stories

Did it occur to you to tell your brackmairer this? speaking to one of my friends here about that, he told me he might be able to help me out if I have any problems due to his father in law being involved with the Mafia here too. It seems I manage to attract the wrong kind of people to me ha!

Had a good crack on with the cambodian mafia, told them they shouldn't carry the machetes down their boxers/beckham sarongs, in case they fall and chop off their nut sack. They thought I was mental by the way and said I would fit in, in Cambodia. ha.! Told the Cambodian guy the from my hostel, the best to chat up a British lass was to tell her "ew pet get ya rat oot" he went around the club all night asking lasses to get their rats oot. Went out clubbing with the mafia in China, was there at a mates wedding and he had/has connections there ha. I had a brawl in Thailand that I have no memory of cos I was that pissed, just vague memories and flashbacks, of getting punched, throwing punches and getting dragged away from all the commotion. I just remember talking about a bloody dog, a punch and then threw a punch, nowt else. Had a small mark on my cheek and a few cuts on my fists. Got chased by trannies trying to grab my cock, then when I was fleeing I fell off a small cliff, lost a sandal and tried to get back to my hostel at 4am in the morning, walking around the streets with no shoes. Some guys had gay bum love under my bed when I stayed in a hostel in Germany, slept with my back against the wall, then woke up in the morning surrounded by loads of teen american girls in underwear and 2 gay boys, when I was minging off my face. Randomly walked into a massive nazi demonstration in Munich and ended right in the middle with my shaved head looking the part. That is all I can think of for now.

Id lape that...

Thats tomatoes mate!

you can say that again, but it has to be English mustard for me. American and French mustard is awful!

I have a perfectly nice missus. I am not the type of western guy they like anyway. With my beer belly. Short and no blue eyes. I am disqualified! ha.

Ok thanks. Speaking to this lassy, then she starts telling me all the gory details about how she fucked her English teacher.

Was chatting with this lass the other day, and she told me she fucked her English teacher! Just in mid conversation. tried to attach the picture it wont let me. She sent to my laptop, so I don't know how I can put it on here. If anyone wants to see then tell me how and I will post it.

That Nick guy is worse than CT. I ignore his posts all together.

He seems to piss off a lot of their better players. Like Tevez, and Ballotelli seems to be getting annoyed with him too.

Ha, there sissies here. I will have to be careful like. If someone comes across these pics they might try and chop me up and put me in tomorrows lunch box!

This is true, I have met loads of people here who I add, and they never speak. I just think what is the fucking point. Just end up sitting home drinking tins all night!

aye thats what I'm thinking too about Given. I just reckon Mcleish is a bit shit, and they might not do too well.

who the fuck is Ewa Sonnet? Am I missing something?

Does anyone else not think Mancini is just a complete bellend anyway?