spongebob toonpants

I feel sick

cripes

I cant think about anything else for longer than five minutes

I would prefer to have Shearer in the Champ than Kinnear in the Prem nexr season. Sadly Im expecting Kinnear in the Champ and a long painful slide into oblivion

What the fuck did I do?

The scene where DeAngelo is sent of with WeeBay, and thinks he is gonna get offed, but ends up feeding his fish is superb.

Rewatched series one over the lst three nights (god bless bbc2 &sky+) That shit is tight yo!!

One more point than I thought - I would have taken it at the start in a heartbeat ps Shola must never play again

we've given up

Okay. Now that we've established you manage barca, can you please fuck off. no problem. but you know i'm right. your midfield just knows how to foul players and play long balls. will win plenty of games with that strategy i'm sure. all you need are world class strikers right? good bye, and best of luck trying to avoid relegation earlier in the year i told you to fuck off, seems you paid no attention.

fuck off

I'm in the same boat

nice touch

I hate myself for getting excited, surely Ive been through enough by now that I can be realistic about the situation, but sure enough I can feel the hysteria within. When I actually realised it was happening I was saying our chances of staying up had improved from o% to maybe 50/50, and feeling more bemused than anything else. I certainly wasnt thinking tomorrow would be anything but a (hopefully spirited) defeat Sadly Ive just finished taunting the two Chelsea fans in the office, convinced we will get a result tomorrow. Will I never learn

Apparantly I havent seen it all then

****WARNING****** CRACKPOT THEORY AHEAD**********WARNING If Beye is fit I would play toontastic favourite S Taylor up front. I genuinely think he would be more use than Shola or Carrol, and both Owen and Martins would benefit from a big lad putting himself about up front. Obviously I would prefer a fit in-form Viduka, or anybody with a clue, failing that.......

Lewis wasn't even remotely scared of Tyson. He just took the piss. It was like he was sparring or something. I agree, I was loving the fight for about 8 rounds, but it ended up awful. I always liked Tyson but I definitly wanted Lewis to mug him. It was too much by the end though

live in Brighton or something? don't give a stuff if hes gay btw the fact he can't keep shola or alan smith out of the team must mean he's fcking shocking Did someone ask for me?

If we find our early middle or late form we are fucked, no matter how bad they are

glass houses - throw stones

I like the way this man thinks!! (Speaking as a fat specky bastard obv)

Ive just had a very depressing thought. Imagine how good Jonas would have been if he had had Keegan as a manager hes exactly the sort of player Keegan would turn into a world beater

Yup it was just so much better before the big money. A workmanlike Championship selling club. I'm talking about players coming here because they want to play for a particular manager/a developing football team-as opposed to coming here simply to put another 20k on their weekly salary. Wrong of you to assume I'm saying strong finances and player ambition are mutually exclusive concepts too by the way. Clearly I don't say that. And how is getting relegated going to help any of that? Read my original post. In the context of a thread speculating what will happen if we go down, I decided I would try and be positive about one particular issue, which I see as being important. Relegation is likely to bring an end to several, utterly absurd contracts, meaning that when we start negotiating new deals (as we must) we can do this by offering terms which better serve the interests of the club. In doing so so it is far easier to make it clear to incoming players that, similarly, they are here to serve the interests of the club. To wit, that there be more emphasis on this aspect of the transaction than the fuck-off sky high weekly salary routinely on offer which has made us a complete anomoly amongst the bottom half clubs, without any marked progress for several years, and which gives the new player every indication that we are a total fucking joke. I'm not glorying in going down, but if you can't grasp this positive from it then you might as well consign us to the first and then the second division an all. Spending big as we go though, if that offers any consollation to you. Is it though - arent we going to be paying out the same money to the same losers that we are now. Viduka and Owen will be off the roll, well still have Smith Duff Capaca and the rest coining it in for being shite