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I saw Chubby Brown live and I have to confess it was cripplingly funny. I am a bit of pc left wing liberal type, but the overwhelming tide of filth just became hilarious after about twenty minutes of tut tutting on my behalf. "They say you are what you eat. I must be a big fat cunt then"

Any body else know Bob Downe I saw him a couple of times, very funny

Wedding Photo, I Pod, As much of my Kylie Minogue shrine as allowed

Mrs spongebob couldnt get enough during the second trimester. Something to do with labia engorgement. She is bastard making up for it now like

can't be worse off and the product is Vision Solutions. 177109[/snapback] What rose tinted glasses. I thought Leazes had them copywrited

I predict you will be worse off after the first three months. Good luck though. What is the product you are punting?

Three of the best? 176927[/snapback] 3 of a kind 176930[/snapback] Christ on a Bike. This thread is like some strange primal regression therapy Let the memories go... le the pain out ...aaaarrrgghhhh

Three of the best?

Jesus ...Chef. I had repressed that memory

Ive seen Lenny Henry live a couple of times and he was very funny. I would never admit it on here though 176880[/snapback] I will also admit i used to like Lenny Henry...where did it all go wrong? 176883[/snapback] I think it all went wrong on the telly. I was dragged along to see him in Brighton a couple of years ago. I thought it would be apalling but it was still a good show. He can certainly work an audience without doing all the trademark gurning off comic relief

Ive seen Lenny Henry live a couple of times and he was very funny. I would never admit it on here though

Unfortunate turn of phrase

Leary is a cock for the simple fact he blatantly ripped off a large amount of Hick's material completely shamelessly. 176557[/snapback] Bill Hicks on Dennis Leary: "I stole his act", I camouflaged it with punchlines, and to really throw people off, I did it before he did." When a reporter asked Hicks why he had quit smoking, he answered: "I wanted to see if Denis Leary would." Hicks died of cancer in 1994, and Leary's comedy hasn't been as successful since. 176564[/snapback] I never knew the Leary was held in such disdain, but doesnt change the fact that Lock and Load made me laugh more than anything else I have seen on TV

Cancel that I saw Spike Milligan live, I thought I was going to die laughing

The funniest comedian I have seen live is a toss up between Billy Connelly in about 1979 or Alexie Sayle at the Comedy Store in the early eighties Lock and load by Dennis Leary is far and away the funniest thing I have seen on TV

I havent got an account there Stars, Party, Pacific, Ultimate Bet or King Solomons any good for you?

... no one wants to call spongey on his arrogance? anyone? no-one? how droll 176362[/snapback] I wasnt being arrogant though , this is just something I know about. I play about 30 hours of poker a week, usually playing 4 tables at a time, I spend another couple of hours a day studying the game, reviewing hands and reading poker forums and poker books( I have 23 poker books I will forward you a reading list if you want). It is like the most basic rule that you make the best 5 card hand from the 7 available. 176365[/snapback] do me a favour! 176366[/snapback] I will admit I was arrogant if you admit you were wrong

... no one wants to call spongey on his arrogance? anyone? no-one? how droll 176362[/snapback] I wasnt being arrogant though, this is just something I know about. I play about 30 hours of poker a week, usually playing 4 tables at a time, I spend another couple of hours a day studying the game, reviewing hands and reading poker forums and poker books( I have 23 poker books I will forward you a reading list if you want). It is like the most basic rule that you make the best 5 card hand from the 7 available.

I accept your apology

So this player at one of the forums made videos of himself playing to analyse later, sadly for him somebody got a hold of them and made tuff fish has a bad day

you are either a troll or a fucking idiot. I am done

With very satisfying irony "fish" is the term to describe useless poker players.

Go on admit it. Say "I was wrong" go on I dare you

The point of poker is to make the best hand from the seven cards available. Please describe an example of this PARTICULAR AND RARE INSTANCE in laymans terms to me

in that case you're playing a full house on the board, which is different to the situation that was first described. but how about KKKJ10 you hold A7 he holds A6 the best possible hand is KKKAJ for both parties, however in the way I've been taught... you have in your pocket a better hand than your opponent. As such you win. can you see the logic in the way I've been taught? 176199[/snapback] Split pot again. 176205[/snapback] can you see the logic in the way I've been taught? 176208[/snapback] No I cannot see the logic in you play the best five cards apart from every now and again maybe