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fookin hell. Thats what I call a substitution

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Brain tumour not weak heart I think. On the pro side he seems to understand the club and have a genuine affection for the place. I dont think it would be a bad move as such but would be more consolidation than progress. Shepherd could do a lot worse though, which is everybodies worry (apart from leazes obv)

thats not a spider THIS is a spider http://www.photovault.com/link/orders/Ento...hTarantula.html 121833[/snapback] Ha! THIS is a spider

16 Gaze longingly at the alcohol section

What do you stand to win if you do stay off it for a year, Mr Pants? 119049[/snapback] £1000

I think I went a week once about 18 years ago, otherwise I've been slinging it back like a maniac since for nigh on 30 years. Ive been gagging a couple of times, but its not been as bad as I thought. I was allowed a night on it if we won a trophy(some hope) or if Thatcher pegs it - so heres hoping.

I am far from happy about it. Stupid drunken bets combined with being a stubborn bastard. Still only 265 days to go

Havent touched a drop for 100 days

Peasepud's setting up a website: www.prossieor.not that come 118629[/snapback] wot like this one? Big baldy gay prossie 118846[/snapback] Put the photo of his house and full mobile number on the web page and text the fucker the url.

Bloody hell - that took some reading

Its an epic but heres my nomination

Ok I say post the text number and the address and we all text saying "We know were you live.address here The police have been informed"

C*nt holding c*nt holder

You know sometimes I really love the internet

very likely tbh EDIT: Foook me, Ive just looked at the views on this, in about an hour this will have ahd more hits than the "What are you listening to" thread which ahs been going since day 1! 116852[/snapback] I think it went more like.... Smooth Operator "OK Ive got your topless picture, do you want a picture of my cock? Dodgy Boiler thinks Hello Ive got a live one here and replies"err alright if you want"

Fucking Batty more like

I dont know if I remember this correctly but wasnt Keegan also trying to buy Del Piero, and the fall out from not being given the cash being one of the resons on the road to him leaving

Its a matter of opinion, which is why I said Shearer is "perhaps" our greatest ever player. Beardsley would come very close though 109836[/snapback] Only an opinion I know, but Tony Green was Peter Beardsley with Bellamys pace 109879[/snapback] I have to say Leazes is bang on the money again. From what I remember you can ad Chris Waddles body swerve into the picture aswell. The boy was genius

That really is an excellant post, and is captures exactly how I feel. It hope it shows that even if we disagree violently it is on more day to day issues and we do indeed share much the same bigger picture. It also seems you have articulated that for more than just myself I sometimes wonder if the horror of blowing the title caused such psychological damage and pain, it was truly the most horrible period like dying a slow tortured death, that we have never really recovered enough to be strong enough to win anything. That season truly as the best of times the worst of times-for a few months there I truly beleive we actually were the best team in the world. After the West Ham match I actually burst into tears when relaying the glory of the performance to mrs spongebob On a less pretentious note, I have also recently begun to wonder if sacking Daglish was a terrible mistake. It hurts me to say it as I loathed him with an intensity to match anybodies hatred of Souness, I despised him, and celebrated long and hard when he left. But... Solano was as good a buy as I can think of and Saha doesnt seem to be too sloppy either ... and it does take time to build a team. So maybe a mistake in hindsight. Thats not particularly a criticism of Shepherd, to be brutally honest I quite like the bloke If I had his money you wouldnt be able to see me for the cocaine and the prostitutes. But possibly you could argue he should have stuck by his man. I was 9 years old when we won the fairs cup and my perspective is that we are succesful now. Ive seen us lose 4 nil away at southend and exeter (retired soopafan) so seeing the stadium as it is, and being able to buy Micheal Oen makes us along way from failures in my book. I dont think Sheperd is above criticism, but I also think he is due a lot of credit but at the very top level the margins between winning and just missing out are very small.I think maybe Shepherd is just a little too much of a fan and or a populist and this may help prevent us taking the final step.

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the voters ? poor comparison mind ...... 106720[/snapback] Aye fair enough...who then turn on her* as she is no longer perceived to be making the right decisions to take the country in the right direction and so she resigns. Whats the difference? You're seriously deluded. By the way re the question why I chose Liverpool as opposed to another club. They're a comparable size to us and they win stuff. Thats what I want us to do. I want us to be mre like them than Everton. You're content to just be 'better than Everton'. Which is part of the problem. *Thatcher/Major.....it doesnt really matter 106728[/snapback] So are the others I've mentioned, as i said all of them bar 2 have won cups since we have. So why Liverpool ? because they are the ONLY ones....as I said, raised expectations...football didn't start in 1992, and coming runners up 4 times since then without coming first doesn't make you shit or your board of directors either... You aren't the only one who wants to win stuff, we all do. We have got closer to it and competed for it more consistently than all the other clubs of a "comparable size" to us, or able to compete, and beat us having done it before. By picking only Liverpool you are effectively putting us in a 2 team league finishing bottom.... The boards and chairman of ALL those other big city clubs could challenge us if they wanted to, or ambitious enough, but the simple fact is, they aren't. 106788[/snapback] With regards to managerial appoinments: A good CV gives someone the 'right' to apply for a job. They then have an interview where they discuss their ideas and strategy, this is logical. I want to know what part of Dalgleish's interview Freddie liked, the bit about selling Ginola, Ferdinand and Asprilla? The bit about buying Anderson, Guivarch and Glass? The bit about investing in young players like Serrant and Hamilton? A good CV is fine but you need to know a mangers plans before you employ him. Common sense. 106881[/snapback] You do yourself no favours by taking the extreme examples to attempt to back it up mate. For starters, selling Arsprilla was a great idea, and that would sell him to me like a shot. As Ginola had clearly lost something at Newcastle, his future was clearly doubtful at the time. Ferdinand was sold on the back of the club going PLC, to raise the share price, Mark Cambridge of the grey suit in London being hugely influential, this is well discussed and a bad blow of course, but not the usual circumstances. If Dalglish had also told me he was going to buy Given, Solano, Speed, Hamman, Tomasson, Dabizas, and put the youth system back in place, i would have gave him the job, particularly on the back of his CV ? Wouldn't you ? [or anyone else ?] To be fair, Serrant and Glass were reasonable gambles they were players for small fees who may have made the step up, they certainly helped to get the reserve team settled down again as quickly as possible. BTW his CV beats all the current candidates hands down. So how can everyone on here say "they are good candidates" on the back of their CV ? 106909[/snapback] So how does panic sacking Dalglish four games into the season fit into your assesment of Shepherds policy of getting the right man for the job and backing him?

Roma Ultras are possibly the most notorious in Italy, I think their (supposed) political allegiance is to the far left though (not sure tbh), with Lazio having the reputation for their Ultras being Fascist. 106844[/snapback] Do they have to go to meetings? Ok, we'll be for flat rate taxes and Sunderland can be for a greater welfare state. 106846[/snapback] They're surprising well organised and their influence goes beyond the terraces. When Thuram was deciding where to go after Parma, Lazio were in the frame and he was met by some of their right-wing Ultras (I think this was arranged by the club, i.e. Lazio) who assured him that they would be happy to have him playing for them (how nice of them). Perhaps unsurprisingly he opted for Juve. 106849[/snapback] Enough of the calm discussion, shouldn't you two be arguing like little kids?

I hope it is true, purely from a "lets see LeazesMag justify that" point of view