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Fucking ridiculous. Let's just hope the fat ginger yorkie cunt sprains a wrist shovelling one too many pies into his maw before next week

Also how can you pass up the Stokes Foakes Woakes gloriousness

If Bairstow plays ahead of Foakes in the 4th test I'm supporting Aus even if we win this one

Crawley demonstrating the perfect example of a Crawley innings

In spite of myself I'm nervous as a kitten. Is it too early for a beer?

So this looks like Cav's last win. Not a bad way to go out. Love G's comment as well

175 all out tomorrow - going to be so frustrating

Gutted. Robbed by a mechanical yesterday and now this. What a terrible way for his career to end

Astonishing stat on TMS. the English batsmen have scored more runs than the Aussies in the first 2 tests, Aussies have won down to extras

HR departments are 100% to protect the company and zero percent for the benefit of the employees

How Bridget. Hugo Viana - defensive mid?

Bridget is on James O'brien at 12:30 I wonder how far she's been Starmer'd

Well good grief. Good day for the Yates family

Bit of this for me this morning, whilst disinfecting the car

So here's a question for you Geoffrey Boycott loving stick in the mud cricket luddites Say hypothetically England need 450 to win with four sessions left, would you rather A. Block and defend and walk away for a draw with 200 for 3 B. Go for it but lose being all out for 449 with 3 balls left

Great actor. Might have to rewatch Gross Point Blank for the 50th time RIP

So....that went well

Sites working fine apart from when I try to click on the cricket thread and I get no more post error message

Pure wishful thinking to think we could be 220-0 the players just aren't capable of playing like that. If they weren't attacking they'd get out just as often just with less runs on the board. Duckets's interview made a lot of sense afterwards Most frustrating wicket was Joe Root's but I don't really feel I'm in a position to criticise his batting tbh From where we wre last night to 138 behind with 6 wickets in hand and Lyon out for the game is dreamland

Oh ha ha ha

Now it's going how I expected

The ridiculous thing is they had started really sensibly, started building and they were still rocking along at 5 an over. Going better that I'd expected though

Jesus Christ, what the fuck was that shot.