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Men'al men'al chicken orwien'al

The blunter the better, the bunter arsewipe

The cunt should be in prison. He's made a fortune in the last year, he's going to face no consequences for being the most corrupt PM the country has ever had. Somebody needs to take the cunt out

It's possible that the reason I'm going is linked to me coasting for the last 18 months. I used to run 2 depots but they took the one I liked off me and left me in charge of the one with 50 mile both way commute and the people I can't stand. I've also been insisting on wfh 50% of the time, and I can be a bit gobby so it's possible I said the wrong thing to the wrong person I've convinced myself it's for the best

Cheers. Looks like I'm getting 9 months salary Inc 3 months notice, so not too shabby. I'm going to be well pissed off if I have actually work my notice. Going to need a couple of days to actually process everything but it might actually work out ok

Quite the day today Mother-in-law taken into intensive care. The care home let us know but had she was in hospital but gave us the impression she would be back later. Mrs S phoned the hospital to be told you should probably come visit. Not particularly handy as the stubborn old goat insisted on moving 300 miles away to be near her (now dead) sister when she sold her house She's heading to the hospital as we speak Combined with the news I’m going to be made redundant. Came completely out of the blue, been there 21 years and there hadn’t even been a hint of “restructuring” coming my way. As far as i can tell its only the centre I run thats having my level removed. My mortgage has gone up 700 quid in the last 6 months. Electric has more than doubled and I was near the edge as it was. Now this I’m a bit shellshocked to be honest

The Donald knows what's up. Rory gonna be pissed

Looks like our chairman is quite the wheeler-dealer https://www.cnbc.com/2023/06/06/pga-tour-agrees-to-merge-with-saudi-backed-rival-liv-golf.html Sorted them golf wankers out good and proper

I've been supporting for seven decades and this might well be the best season I've experienced. I wouldn't swap it for anything

We're going to fucking fly up that list, and it will be a beautiful sight

I fucking love Mark Cavendish. That is all

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Nah It came out of the sky is a great CCR song Done better by aussie boys the Scientists mind

Unimpressively one of my drivers' father co-wrote Margareita Time How's that for tenuous

enemy of my enemy and all that but i just dont see how I can vote for this cunt

Snap up Evan Ferguson from Brighton Maddison and Rice and a couple of foreigners I've never heard of Sorted

Breathe and sleep

Fucking Champions fucking League Unreal