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Is eskimo no longer politically correct?

Look at me look at me I'm here. Fuck off you foreign cunt. Stick to hunting seals. I'm Australian not Alaskan you clown. The culture differences between an Aussie and an eskimo are significant so at least attempt to make the gibes relevant. Look, I may have been harsh in my post about why England do not deserve to host the WC and I'll admit to my inaccuracies... at least I'm man enough to admit them. So I'll admit I was harsh about the English weather as it isn't all that bad in June/July is it? Stick to battering Lebonese then you cunt. We could wipe you out with the press of a button you mouthy convict. What's this "we" business? If by "we" you mean England then you are off your head. After all, and first and foremost, permission would need to be granted by big brother Yankee Doodle and he'd give you all a collective slap on the forehead with his cock for suggesting something so ridiculous.

It has been 13 years actually, has anything changed?

Look at me look at me I'm here. Fuck off you foreign cunt. Stick to hunting seals. I'm Australian not Alaskan you clown. The culture differences between an Aussie and an eskimo are significant so at least attempt to make the gibes relevant. Look, I may have been harsh in my post about why England do not deserve to host the WC and I'll admit to my inaccuracies... at least I'm man enough to admit them. So I'll admit I was harsh about the English weather as it isn't all that bad in June/July is it?

One of many examples why England don't deserve to host the World Cup in 2018, aside from the warm beer, slags staggering around the streets with broken off high heels, broken glass bottles strewn across pathways and roads, and pot-bellied clowns with shaven heads wearing the cross of St George yelling out, "Weez English!" The WC should be given to the country with the better footballing culture so I expect Spain/Portugal to be given the go ahead in 2018 and with that a guarantee that I will be over there enjoying the festivities. At least I won't need my raincoat in Spain, not only for the reason of shitty weather that is a constant in England but also because of the water cannons I'd expect that they'd need to use to disperse the yobs as well.

Same here, on top of that they've played consistantly better than anyone else in the tournament, and usually it ends up being some dodgy shit like Italy in 2006 or to a much lesser extent France in 98 winning it when there were teams who played much better but didn't get the luck. Spain have brought very little to the World Cup by comparison, without Villa they'd be back home already. Really hope it's either the Germans or the Dutch. Really? Obviously the Dutch who have won every game in regular time aren't as consistent as a team who lost to Serbia and struggled to beat Ghana. The Germans have been great but the Dutch have been better. What a load of nonsense. The dutch have pilloried by their press. They played shit in all the group games, should've been 3-0 down at HT against Brazil, and were far from dominant against Slovakia. They've had the results but have been no where near as impressive as Germany. The Dutch have had more consistent results than Germany. Germany have been more impressive in most of their games. I look forward to a Uruguay Spain Final although I would prefer to see the Dutch give Germany a good hoofing in Jo'burg. More consistent? Because they lost with 10 men for 65 minutes against Serbia? The dutch have been functional and fortunate. It's a non-argument as to who has been more impressive, imo the Germans have delivered the best three performances of the tournament. Slovakia were easily the equals of Holland. Germany 4 0 1 13 2 Holland 5 0 0 9 3 Bullshit! You're obviously watching a different world cup. Germany were beaten before they went to 10 men and as I said Ghana could have had them if they had better composure in front of goal. Both teams showed that if you mark Schweinsteiger out of the match and press their defence then they are fucked. The Dutch on the other hand have been cruising along only doing what is necessary and the Brasil game was an example of their ability to step up a gear when things are going against them. Brasil may have been their first real test but they proved their point. Hopefully it will be an asian referee for the final for you anarl. Purest form of pish I've read on this message board. Even the dutch would say pipe down. Fuck me, you've obviously never reread most of the shite you post Pretends it never happened, like you can try and get away with in a verbal exchange. This one sums him up;

Stevie's Waterloo? Why because you, another Asian and a lad from Burnley thought the ref had a good game? Because you're a racist cunt. How am I racist cunt for suggesting that in my opinion the referee was out of his depth YOU FUCKIN MASSIVE NOB. The only reason you're even suggesting that is because of your Asian heritage you fuckin arsehole. You're a bad as a scouser on the fiddler, or someone who cries rape when they haven't been. So tell us in all your wisdom, you pot -bellied clown , who would you have preferred to have been put in charge? A European did you mention, you goose... what an Italian, a Spanish or maybe even a Frenchman, eh? They would have fucked that game last night!

Right, so 31 pages and everyone still agrees England will always be shit whatever the FA attempt to do....

One would hope you are right, however there are many citizens in NK who believe Kimmie is the son of a god. "Rainbows were seen everywhere in the sky and the dreary winter weather turned into glorious spring the day our Dear Leader was born", as the text books point out in NK's school curriculum. There is little science, or maths to learn, but rather a philosophy to be subservient in what we would call a cult state. It must also be pointed out that aside from the full-time army of 1.5 million they have a civilian defence force consisting of about 4 million. A nasty band of guerilla warfare makers there ready to infiltrate the South if the need arises.

Yep, it's going to be an extremely long June for us, with nothing to look forward to at all.

It may be outdated, but any country's arsenal which includes 1000 tanks, 1500 planes, 2 or 3 low-yield nukes and a means to deliver them, and 6000 artillery pieces all able to reach SK's capital, Seoul, you would be a fool to sneeze and overlook their capabilities. Add to that 1.5 million soldiers willing to die to defend and/or attack, hungry or not. Plus a civilian population brainwashed into thinking that they are the ones being antagonised by outside elements (SK, USA) and who therefore would be hostile. The level of fanaticism both by the military and civilian population would almost be unprecedented, well not seen since the Pacific war by the Japanese. There is no way anybody could topple NK and certainly not within a month as you believe. That being said nobody wants full-scale war on the Korean peninsula. SK dreads it as Seoul, the hub of its economy would be annihilated in any attack with no means of defence against one. Once those missiles and artillery pieces launch there are only minutes to react to them. The US would dread war as the first thing vapourised would be the 20,000 odd marines stationed in SK as they would be required in the frontline of any attack. Precision bombing would not win a war in Korea, and after such experiences as Vietnam, Iraq and Afghanistan the American civilian population would be dead set against any such thing and the resulting casualities. America's military is also stretched to the limit as it is now without the need of a new front. Also, China owns America's debt so they have in effect one arm tied behind their backs in that respect. China would be against any such war as they would face a humanitarian catastrophe with millions of refuges swarming across the border into China. Also, China and NK are not as close as they once were (relations during the 1950's) and just a few weeks ago NK's dear leader cut short his trip to Beijing after having a request for financial aid (and perhaps even a commitment of solidarity if the shit hits the fan) rejected by the Chinese. China would also be against anything which would hurt its economy and a war would undoubtedly harm its progress. And Japan would not favour war as no doubt NK would lob a few missiles at Tokyo in the name of revenge for being a former colonial ruler. Nobody wants war, and I don't think there will be war, but if these naval blockades imposed on NK result in starving the army, Kimmie may want to lash out.

Thems. Fuck it.

Looking forward to seeing Dave view this thread. Fuck me, what it's like to be an 81 year old senile fool on an internet forum eh?

why do YOU defend them ? You know what they would do to gays don't you ? Not being funny like you're prob a decent bloke but explain ? The armed forces' stance on gays being far more progressive, both institutionally and individually. they are being forced to move with the times, it doesn't mean they are happy with it, but if you think that you wouldn't mind someone looking at your knob and fancying you when they stand next to you in a shower then thats up to you Have you ever served in the armed forces you dopey old geezer? Or how about leaving you "safehaven" of the 5 mile radius around your home. Seriously, you know fuck all you clown. How old are you anyway... 75? Don't question his life experience! ..or his soft cock. This fool seriously needs to question his belief systems. FFS, I've seen him carry on about Hall/Shephard, is it any reason why NO told him to piss off? How long before he's asked to take a holiday from here and wake up to himself?

why do YOU defend them ? You know what they would do to gays don't you ? Not being funny like you're prob a decent bloke but explain ? The armed forces' stance on gays being far more progressive, both institutionally and individually. they are being forced to move with the times, it doesn't mean they are happy with it, but if you think that you wouldn't mind someone looking at your knob and fancying you when they stand next to you in a shower then thats up to you Have you ever served in the armed forces you dopey old geezer? Or how about leaving your "safehaven" that is the 5 mile radius around your home. Seriously, you know fuck all you clown. How old are you anyway... 75?

I never thought of it that way. Perhaps she can respond and clarify.

Eh? Why such a cold response? I thought my question was just an extension of the OP's initial query. And just going on your past history here, with much of your contributions being of a sexual nature with even a link to a porn site iirc, I'm completely taken aback that you've responded the way you did, considering that you recognise what sexual empowerment is and taking into account some sexual activities initiated by the female side to demonstrate her empowerment doesn't always go according to the plan. I would have preferred a response like, "Yes, but I don't want to talk about it", instead.

Protein and Vitamin C to kick start the day... While on the subject of blowjobs, soccermom, have you ever gagged on a penis, you know, like you see a lot of in porns of today? Gagged so badly, that you make that distinct gagging sound, causing you to stop in your tracks and take his manhood out of your mouth, all the while having a teardrop or two streaming down your face?

You should get your husband started on pineapple juice, it makes spunk sweet. I drink plenty, and my current girlfriend appreciates it.

It has nothing to do with turning shit overnight imo, his problem is a combination of both form loss and injury, they are intertwined just like back and hamstring injuries are, which it seems Ferdinand is suffering from now. How long has he had his back/hamstring complaints for? It certainly hasn't just flared up recently, it's been a persistent and ongoing problem for him and doesn't seem to be going away. I smell trouble for both club and country. I don't need the media telling me that.

Fucking hell, thanks for the essay. Do you work this hard in your paid job? Now read carefully you pot-bellied fanny, here's a quick auto-biography for you. I was born in England. My mother's from Gosforth, my father's a 2nd generation Australian of Scottish descent. I left England when I was 5 to live here in Australia. I have dual citizenship. I was educated in Australia. I have worked in Japan (went to the WC in 2002) before settling in a job here in Sydney. I have been on half the continents of the world to travel (Not North or South America nor Antarctica). I am 32 and have been a football follower and have supported Newcastle Utd all my life. Without waffling on and without attempting to retort to every single point you've made, let us wait to June to see what is said and written, I have no doubt blind optimism will filter through. I know how the media in London behaves. The arrogance and inability to correctly ponder is a blight and a joke at times. They get the piss taken out of them here, yet sadly the journalistic approach here in Sydney is being followed and copied. The irony of it. I firmly believe English football lacks something that some countries of continental Europe and Brazilian football has. Countries like Spain, Holland, Germany , Brazil or Argentina (when they're organised) to name a few... My opinion of Ferdinand wasn't media-driven, he has definitely lost it. He is slower and has gotten caught out of position a number of times this season. Having a bad back and hamstrings is a pretty serious thing and he will be a weak link despite you trying to convince me otherwise. You are right though, England need the luck of the draw to do well in the WC. Alright I'll make a re-assessment of England's chances and say that if Terry can cover for Ferdinand's projected fuck-ups, they will make the quarters. Are you happy now, Stevieintoon?

What concerns me about the Aussies is the lack of pace and lack of youth in the squad. Kewell would have to be the quickest yet he may play lone-man striker as there are obvious lack of options there. One things for sure under Pim Verbeek, there won't be many goals scored as much as there won't be many goals conceded by his team. If the Aussies make it out of the group stages it'll be job well done in my opinion. This WC could be one of the dullest in recent memory tbh. England, Switzerland, Italy, France, Greece, NK, SK, South Africa... the list just goes on, not exactly teams that swarm and look for goals, and the Argies under Maradona are an absolute shambles; no tactics and no shape. I know very little of the African sides but at least they'll have a go. It'll all come down to momentum and if the Krauts build up theirs, then I see them taking it out. Spain are a real chance too. To win and in order: Brazil England Spain I don't think England have a hope in hell, but I'll be happy to eat my hat if they come close... I hope that's as accurate as your Ashes prediction. I was mostly stirring in the Ashes thread, I did say Australia were shit in between all that banter. I just think England lack something technically that puts them behind Spain, Brazil and even Germany, but certainly not in discipline and organisation. England are far better organised this time round, there's no doubting that, Capello has managed to tame some of the tarts in his squad. However I'd be concerned with Rio Ferdinand. His best days are behind him and he has too many mistakes in him, and I have a sneaking suspicion that he will be absolute gash, a complete liability, which could break England one way or another. We'll see, Alex. We'll see.

What concerns me about the Aussies is the lack of pace and lack of youth in the squad. Kewell would have to be the quickest yet he may play lone-man striker as there are obvious lack of options there. One things for sure under Pim Verbeek, there won't be many goals scored as much as there won't be many goals conceded by his team. If the Aussies make it out of the group stages it'll be job well done in my opinion. This WC could be one of the dullest in recent memory tbh. England, Switzerland, Italy, France, Greece, NK, SK, South Africa... the list just goes on, not exactly teams that swarm and look for goals, and the Argies under Maradona are an absolute shambles; no tactics and no shape. I know very little of the African sides but at least they'll have a go. It'll all come down to momentum and if the Krauts build up theirs, then I see them taking it out. Spain are a real chance too. You know if you type "clueless cunts talking shit about a sport they have no clue about" in speech marks, does toontastic come up???? England and I quote "not exactly a team that swarms and looks for goals", what a country that scored THIRTY FOUR, six more than anyone else, in fuckin qualifying. A country who scored NINE in TWO games against another country who were then ranked SIXTH in the world, who hadn't lost a meaningful game at home in 15 years, yet we went there and won 1-4. Oh dear. Honest to god I don't expect people to be statistically as accurate as John Motson but this cunt fuck me. The most pleasing thing about the Capello era is the amount of goals we now score, I'm ashamed to be a Newcastle fan sometimes for what the first Keegan era has brung us. Fans from around the world who haven't got a clue, and fans from around Britain and Ireland who haven't got a clue, sometimes I'd have the Ossie Ardiles days back me. There are many things you should be ashamed of you sloth, the way you carry on. You are a wanker, a funny wanker though I'll give you that. My comment wasn't statistically based. I just watch England and nothing excites me about them. I am glad that offends you though. What amuses me, apart from your never ending errant comments about everything, anything and nothing, Stevie, is the traditional beating of the drums of victory by the English media who are completely unaware of the other competing nations before it all starts and during the tournaments, and when they fall by the wayside as they invariable do every time, they can't work out why. Everything is to be blamed except an obvious lack of class. Just for the record, I think England will make the last sixteen maybe even the last eight with a bit of luck, and they will average something like 1.4 goals per game. Anything higher than that and I will be truly flabbergasted!