Ken

You twat Samuel. You not wearing the beard these days under the shade of your coulibah tree? Coolibah has two Os no U. And yes it's back because I'm too lazy to shave. As for you Ken you're a bizarre one. Maybe you should go back on the medication for a while so only one of you posts here, opposed to the Cybil currently possessing your sorry self. (So those PMs from you wanting to be mates are no longer valid?) Don't go down that route you sad cunt. What PM's? Show us all here. You fucking sad geordie wannabe, I've never tried to converse with you in order to win your support, and you know it. Cook your spachcock you punce.

Guinea fowl, eh? We, those who live in the southern hemisphere, fuck you off for daring such a ridiculous attempt to look like you know what you are doing. Keep it simple you stupid Aussie.

WOOOOOOSHED

Remember he was off to do the Aussie abroad thing, so chances are somewhere near Earls Court and supporting Fulham and England btw the poms v crims thing is doing my head in - move on people it's 2010 for fucks sake. Remember? You docile prick, have you got anything worthwhile to say? If you don't like it, fuck off. I know you are a want-to-be geordie, keep them coming man. Cook your spachcock for christmas,

When you got the cheap wickets of Michael "me back's buggered but I'll still play" Clarke and Marcus North. But aye, that's about it.

A well earned century by Mr Cricket. There were strong calls for Hussey's head but he's answered those critics in style. Wonderful ebb and flow in this match and it swings in Australia's favour now.

Yep, Jimmy Anderson's doing all the work himself for no reward. The shackles have been released and Hussey should get his century now.

China's got super-carrier sinking weapons now though haven't they, missiles that can get through the US fleet's most stringent defences? So long as they feel the need for a buffer zone, and the thought of a unified Korea backed by the US military right on their doorstep is not one, NK will be allowed to do as it pleases, despite China's hollow calls for peace. There will be no war, only an agreement to disagree for more rice.

Strange pitch though, none of the pundits could agree what the best call was. They all assumed that it was a no brainer to bat first but Michael Holden was saying have a bowl due to the rain they'd had. The wicket will harden the next two days, as long as they keep the rain off it, so it will be batting friendly. Looking like a draw here, well at least I think the Poms have no chance to win. Big wraps on Steve Finn before this kicked off but he's done nothing, once again you'll rely on Swann to produce on what you hope will be a slow, churning wicket on day 5... nee chance. Anybody else surprised Peter Siddle turned 26 yesterday? Fuck me, he looks aged.

Got to love Kimmie's way of getting the yanks back to the bargaining table don't you? Invite one over to see how your centrifuges are ticking away nicely and the means to develop nukes quickly increasing by the month and know that it'll cause alert back home. Then wait a few days and lob a few dozen artillery shells towards the South. I think they have succeeded, the yanks are listening...

I think you'll find that losing the toss may be a blessing in disguise for this test match. The Gabba wicket is very green. Losing the toss and having to bowl first may be the way to go... at least we haven't got harmy in to send the first ball of the series down to second slip this time They've been showing that over, and over, and over the past few weeks, I'm sick to death of it. No, I think the Poms are more prepared and less nervous than when that happened. Mitchell Johnson is more likely to produce one of those howlers the way he's bowling.

I think you'll find that losing the toss may be a blessing in disguise for this test match. The Gabba wicket is very green. Losing the toss and having to bowl first may be the way to go... Anyway I can't wait. The Poms have their best chance to win a series here, the Aussies are truly out of form, particularly their middle order. Ponting's man crush with Siddle being preferred to Bolinger has caused outrage here. Whoever wins the first test wins the series for me.

Yes, but my point was that the North respond to loud propaganda entering it's territory in sound waves by shooting at those speakers, so shots being fired across the border is not a new concept in the DMZ.

ah. You surface again - are you obsessed with me, like most of NO it would appear I was waiting for a reply from you the last time you posted. Thought you would fuck off with your tail between your legs..... Me obsessed?.. oh the irony in that statement. No it's not obsession, mate. I just know what triggers you off, what keeps the embers burning inside you, and it doesn't take much doing, just re-read this thread (even the last 6 pages of it) if you've already forgotten. Now if my memory serves me the last time I conversed with you it was 10 minutes before kick-off, and I was quite pissed and being well passed midnight as opposed to your afternoon I would have thought common sense would have told you that that's why I ceased posting. It is just a case of me not being a frequent poster/visitor on here, unlike your good self. The different timezones helps achieve this but I prefer posting by stealth, that is you don't know when I'm striking...

It never used to be like that when me and Leazes had it out for months over there. Kids these days eh!

The North have been firing off shots at the South for ages. The South like to tell the North of their deficiencies through loud speakers you see. Rob W will verify this...

When you get off the plane and make your way into your hotel room, rub your toes on the carpet.

Anyone but Fat Fred, Spike!

No not at all, but I believe mysteriousness is a wonderful quality to have. And I believe for you, mysteriousness on the internet keeps you going at your age, so long may it continue. think what you like lad. Shame you don't qualify what you were harping on about though. I suppose it's because you can't and you know you can't I see you've prepared your defense by sifting thorough my history here over the years. How long did that take you and was it worthwhile? You've made my night, Leazes, you really have. You are a character. You take obsession to another level. on the contrary dear boy, it was the first post I found when I clicked on your profile. I'm not that bothered I would search deeply through your posts, I can see pretty much straightaway you are one of those gormless idiots who thought replacing ambitious owners with similarly ambitious owners would be automatic and a formality. Nowt like someone making the occasional entry into here and being obsessed enough to specifically disagree with me and then being unable to back up your claims with factual comments ? Go ahead. Tell us what "shite" you are talking about. And do you still "trust Johnny Hall" who "helped" build the club [with who I wonder] ? Your irrational hatred of the people who really built the club and misplaced optimism of Mike Ashley would be hilarious if it wasn't for the fact that he has dragged the hardcore of 20,000 supporters with him ie those who will be left if he continues runnning the club on the same levels as the likes of Blackburn, Burnley and loses our best players to clubs like Wigan. The game's starting in ten minutes, Leazes. Are you more concerned about past semi-glories and the brickwall we hit in the end, or the actual game at hand now? Please say the latter rather than the former.

No not at all, but I believe mysteriousness is a wonderful quality to have. And I believe for you, mysteriousness on the internet keeps you going at your age, so long may it continue. think what you like lad. Shame you don't qualify what you were harping on about though. I suppose it's because you can't and you know you can't I see you've prepared your defense by sifting thorough my history here over the years. How long did that take you and was it worthwhile? You've made my night, Leazes, you really have. You are a character. You take obsession to another level.

No not at all, but I believe mysteriousness is a wonderful quality to have. And I believe for you, mysteriousness on the internet keeps you going at your age, so long may it continue.

1. What would be a good season for Newcastle? Where will you finish in the league? Anything above 17th. Realistically though and I'm going out on a limb here, 12th. 2. What do you think would be a good season for Everton? Where do you think we will finish in the league? Anything less than top ten is a step back. I think you'll come eighth. 3. Who is your best player? Jose Enrique. I can't help but have a chuckle at those who named Ben Arfa though. Well, more than a chuckle actually. 4. Which Everton player do you fear most? This season, Arteta. Cahill in years gone by clearly, but I think he's on the way down at Everton. 5. How do you rate David Moyes as a manager? For the resources he has had, brilliant! 6. What do you think of Everton fans? How do you rate our support? Don't know to be honest. Can't be worse than Liverpool's though. In fact, that's probably an insult to you. Sorry. 7. What will the score be? 1-1

The shite you've posted over the years (let's say two), Leazes, putting it in paperback form I would burn 1/4 of it and the rest I would give to the population of the world to allow them to use it as toilet paper. Bog roll would not be required to be manufactured for at least a decade. Tree huggers would adore you.

Not much, I'm an infrequent poster, too busy you see. I like to take the piss face to face (I'm an Aussie), and I've taken the piss out off poor Stevie here quite recently exposing his drivel laden ways. I don't mind having the piss taken out of me as well though. Some would argue I'm in the know with current and world affairs, traveled and studied a bit and all that.

It has been 13 years actually, has anything changed? In NSW? Pubs may be forced to close early in Sydney soon.