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So they instigated the whole thing but all of a sudden Ashley 'iz the sell0rz!!1!!!' Thats just it. They approached him and suddenly he wants to sell? He'd be made not to listen but they have already said they baulked at his asking price. Hardly like he is desperate to shift it is it? Wasn't Jimenez in Dubai recently? Jiminez is involved in player recruitment though, isn't he? In Dubai? Those shiekhs can't half kick a footy

So they instigated the whole thing but all of a sudden Ashley 'iz the sell0rz!!1!!!' Thats just it. They approached him and suddenly he wants to sell? He'd be made not to listen but they have already said they baulked at his asking price. Hardly like he is desperate to shift it is it? Wasn't Jimenez in Dubai recently? Jiminez is involved in player recruitment though, isn't he?

Can I also point out I find it hilarious how the Sun has one stock photo they use of Ashley whenever things are a bit rocky up here It must be the most overused picture in their fucking history after last season.

The only way he'll get anything like that amount of money for theclub is if we have a season or two of qualifying for UEFA Cup/CL. People in the press and the world off football in general underestimate Ashley because in the straight laced world of business he's a bit off the wall. Lets not forget this bloke became a billionaire completely off his own back. He's not stupid. £420 million is an astronomical fee for a club that isn't in winning things but everything has it's price. If that is how much we're worth to Ashley then I personally don't think he's interested in selling. I don't think we need to worry about any potential takeover in the near future.

Both his lungs might collapse this time

So they instigated the whole thing but all of a sudden Ashley 'iz the sell0rz!!1!!!'

I get the feeling this is an Albert Luque situation. Party A comes along and shows interest in the club, Party B isn't particularly keen but being a businessman names a price which would net him a fair amount of wonga, Party B says "Fuck that shit" and goes away. Only difference in the Albert Luque case he named his price and Fat Fred went "90k? Alreet!" If MA was as keen on selling as the 'papers say he was then he wouldn't have shelled out potentially £12 million on a player only a few days ago and allow us to be in talks with some Swiss midfielder.

Basically, it means Champ Manager 01/02 is finally in date

His source this time is a "mate which had lunch with Llambas yesterday" so it sounds pretty solid. He has warned it wasn't from his usual source, like.

Where's he off to on his holidays?

Personally, i've always been proud of the quality of Newcastle's whores, so Fat Fred can fuck off

Who me? Not entirely, I have read other peoples reports on the net - all based on the same youtube videos Besides, at what point did I state he was any good? I think you'll find I said 'looks' not 'is'. I also said 'time will tell' or did you miss that as well? No. Gerry Armstrong

The lad on Skunkers who has a fairly good source at the club has been told Johnny Evans join us next week. Thoughts?

An opinion that isn't based on YouTube video. Fantastic

Comparisons to Nol Sol are moot, since he isn't playing for us any more. Even you Leazes must be impressed with the professionalism of this board. Nee calling Geordie wimmin dogs, nee slagging off lower league sides and nee embarrasing soundbytes. It must make a change.

Has nee fucker done the obligatory FM stat check yet?

Are Spuds going to play 4-6-0 next season?

This type of stuff doesn't half knock the drink induced cobwebs out on a morning EDIT Cobweb pun not intentional

Kind of makes the posts moaning about our lack of movement in the transfer market look daft now

The thing I liked about Daniel Craig's Bond is he's the more realistic. The only Bond novel i've read is Casino Royale and that was prior to the last film and really he's the only recent Bond you can imagine being anything near Ian Fleming's original. After Golden Eye it got a bit daft.

The last Bond film was the best in a very, very long time, and I loved Golden Eye. The trailer hasn't got me as excited as the previous one did but if it's half as good as Casino Royale i'll be very happy. EDIR: And the name is gay as ferk.

I managed to get 11/100 in my RE GCSE while only drawing pictures for the answers and scribbling "Tony Hart has NOTHING on me" across one of the pages.

G'wan yer Weshy bastard, stove the old fuckers heed in!

They're trying to play it cool taking the "he'd never move there" line but being only 20 he's not going to want to rush into a decision. Maybe he'll want to link up with Keane again, maybe he'll fancy coming here, earning a bit more and playing with arguably better players.