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I was the only person I knew of that didn't. It still didn't stop me from amassing loads of games though. I've no idea how I managed it considering the meager amount of pocket money I was on

It may be because I was a bairn and well into games at the time but the halcyon days of PSX vs. N64 were by far the best IMO. Golden Eye, Tekken 2, Gran Turismo, ISS, Final Fantasy 7, FIFA games which were actually good...

ISS '98 was class. Funny as fuck commentary and a a black Ryan "Gregs" Giggs. The first game I got for the PSX was... Utter wank. And it suffered from the dodgy player names too. Lee Clak and Darren Pecock.

PSX

I'd sack Barton personally if the Dabo trial goes against him.

Man thge fuck up Pud. Not only has Rob seen real dead bodies, but he was one. You don't hear him crying about it.

If this happens then my arse will be a fixture in Fenwicks Christmas window this coming year.

Shock fucking horror. The man who owns the club wants to take control. Since i've been away (and still ma) i've heard various slurs on Ashlet to do with season ticket prices, which I can understand, but this story does seem a bit OTT. We need to be ran professionally and there is no doubt in my mind that Ashley knows that. No more big wages ala Man United but more sound, quiet progess such as Pompy and Blackburn. I think Keegan will be the blerk to see us through this because he's not daft. SJH had the money to compete AND run the club as a business, Ashley needs to focus on the latter. EDIT - For those own about the lack of signings, I feel your pain but I understand it's going to take a few more weeks for us to get in who we want. Why? Because it did last year and we mamaged to get the five or six players we 'we needed'. Just wait.

-Souness -Gullit -Roeder -Dalglish -Fat Sam

He's not coming Gerrin

Rather lick my own arsehole.

"Hugo Viana is not a defensive midfielder"

Please God no

We had to include a book review section in our university newspaper, with suggestions put together by the PR class. One badly spelled presentation suggested we review 1984 and ask that daft dancer from up here who won it a few years back about the book. Aye right, as if he's fucking read Orwell

Saw them at Northumbria Uni a few months back. Fucking brilliant would be the most apt term.

ROFL! OMG Africa is so poor LOL LMAO at the outbackz0r!1!1!!

As I child (read 11) I put water wings on my feet and jumped into the swimming pool. Nearly drowned myself How much do rent boys charge for a nosh round your way?

Because they're all huge Codplay fans over there and it would ruin the argument

Team-talk? Utter shite.

Sad, sad stuff.

35 Page thread on the SMB! Sunderland are a massive club! I wish I took a print screen of the immediate aftermath. 20+ threads all with the title "Kenwynne Jones!1!1!!!1!"

2-0 Defoe. Mackem Jones had to get taken off after James did to him what Parker did to Bullard a few seasons ago. Thankfully doesn't look at serious.

For the first time in a very long time I actually want England to win Can't have a team full of Mackems doing the dirty over a Terry-less England side.

Ok. And The Beatles really lived on a yellow submarine You can live anywhere you want when you're on LSD.