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That was on Sky too, Poyou or Poyulo, something like that... Puyol? That's the fella! Swap deal for Luque, they get Pattison on loan for 12 months too. Lucky bastards

The way Whatever talks about the deal also makes it sound like we're meeting a defender too, he just doesn't know who. Or is that just me being fucking daft?

Things really starting to move if this is all true, and as i've said before not only is getting in these players great in itself it all helps to convince Owen to stay here. Mind you what i saw of Big Sam on SSN earlier talking about Martins, when he went onto Owen he seemed sure he was staying. I think Owen will stay, probably because he's such good mates with Shearer who will have had a word or seven in his ear.

http://www.skunkers.net/Reunited/showthread.php?t=772 Confirmed by our man in the know

Isn't sending Big Sam and Kenny Shepherd away together a bit dangerous? It can only be a matter of weeks before a NOTW expose about brown envelopes and Spanish brothels

Who are Sky Sports saying we're going for? Was Baggio on the money?

You are taking the piss?

Poor lad is getting torn to shreds on Skunkers

I know they're getting on but I don't think eyesight is a major issue yet

Bunton would get rimmed, like

Thank christ you're not carving his tombstone

Delighted for him. Every season, I wish for Fulham to go down because they're such a pathetic mickey mouse non-entity outfit - they played Chelsea in the League Cup 16,000 turn up and 10,000 of them are Chelsea - utterly pathetic club. Lee Clark had it right when he said Chris Coleman should be manager of the season every season for what he did with Fulham, yet they sacked him??!? What do they want? It was a disgrace and Coleman is a good lad in my view, the way it happened was shocking and topped off a shite week for him after revelations that his wife had been bugging his car because she thought he was humping somecunt else. Anyway today he's been given a really good opportunity, and has been appointed manager of Real Sociedad. They're not Barca or Madrid, but it's still a well respected job, they were in the CL not so long ago, and maybe it will herald the beginning of English coaches trying their luck abroad and obviously gaining more knowledge of systems, players and the game. He's got some cracking games to luck forward to, Nou Camp, Berabeu, Mestaella, the two Basque derbies with Athletic, he deserves this. Fuck Fulham hope yous fuck off to the Conference. Good luck Chris, canny bloke, but you don't look Welsh. IF he gets them promoted. They were relegated last season.. Honestly? I'm no Keir Radnedge with my world football knowledge, I knew them, Athletic and Celta Vigo were doon there for a while, but didn't realise they went doon Did you read the article you posted?

Cheers, but I haven't got the face for it

I reckon Wacky should mail her the link, like

Fuck me, what's this feeling? I actually feel happy....yes, happy during the close season We'll probably not get him but it's the type of player we're looking at that I like

Just spoke to a lad who lives in Scotland who said "He's good, but not as good as Aberdeen fans and the Scottish media would have you believe" I was hoping he'd say he was shite.

He's also doing it without spending alot of cash, which is one of the best parts about it. I haven't seen any of Beye or Rozehnal but i'd be massively suprised if they weren't better than Carr and Bramble.

That's more your point..... trying to avoid a Hamman situation again? Could be worse, you could have done the same as one of these fellas..... http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Newcastle-United-200...1QQcmdZViewItem Serves him right

I'm always unsure about Newcastle selling players who are 'rough round the edges' because they occasionally turn out to be class. JDT anyone? Martins says he wants to stay, fair enough. £13million is a fair amount for a player i'm far from convinced by but i'd like to give him one more season.

Did you see the news today? On about the trial of the people accused of lifting £50-odd million in cash from Securitas. They left about £150million because they couldn't fit any more in the truck That's what i'd be doing, except i'd take a bigger truck than those cretins

Depends. If it was a tonne of cash (i.e. doing a Securicor depot) i'd go for theft, if not then i'd do Murder.

There's a few more than that, not loads more but the football craic is decent. You seem to spend a lot of time on SMB Skol and it looks like your well in over there, can you get my ban lifted? It was one kid that plagued the mods because he tried to wind me up and I turned the tables on him and basically had him crying into his spaghetti, i then made the mistake of posting a bad taste joke which he picked up on and plagued the mods to ban me, to which they did. That was over a year ago They give you a life ban? What the fuck did you say, like? I'm not really that popular with the Mods over there One of them followed me around for a month changing my sig because I point out he wanted Tony Mowbray as manager in a thread in which he was claiming he never did. Got banned for calling him a wanker an'aal. How do you crucify a Spastic? On a Swastika Not even that bad imo. Whole top and bottom of it that Stephen Cartwright kid couldn't take having the tables turned on him, I swear at one point he was fucking crying, he ended up absolutely seething and the only thing he could do was run to the mods and ask them to ban me. They had no reason so he pointed them to the joke and harped on about how it was disgrace etc. It was the night before the Derby. I think he might actually be a spastic judging by his reaction He types like one, apparently he's in his 50's There are massive double standards on there. I got called a spacker by some arsehole for posting a fairly innocent comment (Being a Newcastle fan on the board does bring out the worst in some people) so used the school yard defensive of "That's not funny, my brother us". After a few posts of him apologising profusely I laughed and admitted i'd been bullshitting. Next thing I know i'm banned because "It's not funny to say a member of your family is disabled". Fair enough, but the tit who called me a spacker didn't get a ban. Seeing as it's okay and in no way bad taste I use it all the time on there now.

There's a few more than that, not loads more but the football craic is decent. You seem to spend a lot of time on SMB Skol and it looks like your well in over there, can you get my ban lifted? It was one kid that plagued the mods because he tried to wind me up and I turned the tables on him and basically had him crying into his spaghetti, i then made the mistake of posting a bad taste joke which he picked up on and plagued the mods to ban me, to which they did. That was over a year ago They give you a life ban? What the fuck did you say, like? I'm not really that popular with the Mods over there One of them followed me around for a month changing my sig because I point out he wanted Tony Mowbray as manager in a thread in which he was claiming he never did. Got banned for calling him a wanker an'aal.

Jesus Christ, what a pathetic fucking cretin Has that board only got three posters? I can't see anyone bar Leazes/NE5, Stevie and Wacky EDIT: I must apologise to stevieintoon too as all the vitrol directed at him was because I confused him with StevieH84

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