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Anyone who calls him talentless should watch that match. He played some blinding shots. That lob towards the end was superb.

It's bollocks, by the way. His agent has denied it.

So the Ashley era officially begins? Can I be the first to say... GET THE FUCK IN!

FYP

Got the twat who franchised Wimbledon on now. It's like a fucking Sky love in.

I turn on... "30'000 fans turn up just to see a player sign and model the shirt" Talking about Barca and Henry. Knicking Freddy's idea I bet they even had Jim White an'aal.

Should play drum and bass during the matches at Wimbledon. Would make it much more interesting. Nadal looks like he owns a glowstick or two.

You can't compare the fashion shoots though. Anyone else remember the '95 signings peddling whatever shit happened to be in the club shop that particular summer? I'll never forget Daveeeeed struting down the catwalk in stonewashed denim and an unbuttoned dress top with the Newcastle crest on it Closely followed by Steve Watson who looked like a grade A tit

He's shite

He knows Charlton Heston who is great mates with Baines

HP? More like CH

But you named this thread "Baines deal almost complete". If it was almost complete when you said then it should really be done by now.

Hmmm, Stevie has went very quiet. I thought this deal would be done by now. Howay Stevie, whats the craic!?

Brass Eye I think the first sentence is a reference to the furore about the Paedophilia episode aswell ("I haven't seen it but it's sick") Slightly off topic but apparently Mr. Morris is working on a feature length spoof movie/documentary about suicide bombers for Channel 4. That's sure to be class

Me an'aal.

Shit the bed! Some rank, ginger English lass called Naomi Cavaday is close to putting Hingis out. Won the first set 7-6 and is leading the second 5-4. I forgot we actually ahd Women players.

Federer crusing to victory against some scabby Russian who can't serve and Boris Becker sounding as camp as ever. Henman on court next so he should be out by about 6pm.

And another great win to Casey Stoner with big Chris V showing the world how good a rider he is to finish 3rd on the sack of shite with wheels! Disgrace.... Nigel Stepney has been at the team for 15 years and was integral in taking them from also-rans to front-runners. They should be commending him, not blasting him. Dirty tricks campaign IMO Definitely and basically Ferrari have PR'd themselves into a position that when he does leave for another team, and it's obvious he's off ASAP, they can trot out the industrial espionage excuse. Ferrari will also be scared stiff of the information he carries about their "bending" and breaking of the rules for a lot of Schumacher titles. Can't say I really remember any contentious decisions that have led to Schumacher winning the world title. Most of the time he thrashed the rest of the field and had it won by half way through the season. No contentious decisions but some contentious cars from those ITK. Things like traction control and other ecu based systems that slipped through scrutineering on certain vehicles when it was deemed illegal by the FIM. I very much doubt anything you are saying is true, mainly because it would be out in the open already.

According to SSN he's having talks at SJP now

Chuffed about the compensation. I wasn't expecting us to get anything out of this fight.

Almost there then. Good news.

You'd know, tube up your arse

Murray out injured, Henman playing cack, the rest of the British players being complete no marks and it's pissing down. Typical, eh? Think we'll have a British winner this year?

And another great win to Casey Stoner with big Chris V showing the world how good a rider he is to finish 3rd on the sack of shite with wheels! Disgrace.... Nigel Stepney has been at the team for 15 years and was integral in taking them from also-rans to front-runners. They should be commending him, not blasting him. Dirty tricks campaign IMO Definitely and basically Ferrari have PR'd themselves into a position that when he does leave for another team, and it's obvious he's off ASAP, they can trot out the industrial espionage excuse. Ferrari will also be scared stiff of the information he carries about their "bending" and breaking of the rules for a lot of Schumacher titles. Can't say I really remember any contentious decisions that have led to Schumacher winning the world title. Most of the time he thrashed the rest of the field and had it won by half way through the season.

Like to see what Allardyce can do with him.