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That does actually looks scarily like what i've got now I haven't got the fish lips though Toonraider, I'd get mine like Josh Homme but I don't think I could pull it off quite as well as him. Still, if it helps me pull Brody Dalle then i'm all for it. I'm not being funny here, but how dare anyone have a haircut like that! How dare they! Jealous like, Eugene? EDIT: Fuck me, my spellings awful.

But she can suck a golf ball through a garden hose allegedly! zwan - mary star of the sea Class album, underrated as ferk

"Have you got a Nectar card?" "No" ".....................................Do you want a Nectar card?" No, now fuck off.

That does actually looks scarily like what i've got now I haven't got the fish lips though Toonraider, I'd get mine like Josh Homme but I don't think I could pull it off quite as well as him. Still, if it helps me pull Brody Dalle then i'm all for it.

Oh dear

I know who Mark's source is and if he says he's not coming then Stevie, you may aswell give him the 50 quid now.

I'd have him on loan during the MLS close season. He's still head and shoulders above Solano and Milner. He might even be able to teach the latter how to cross.

1) I'm a student and have therefore done FUCK ALL all day 2) I'm bored 3) Just about to go out and dance on Bernard Manning's grave 4) I'm still bored 5) Thinks Fish knows too much about Fat Class

£9.95 actually, which isn't too bad. I don't piss about with chemical straightening or colouring

Going to get my hair cut tomorrow and fancy a new style since i'm sick of having an actual mullet when I can't be arsed to straighten it. I'm looking to get it a bit shorter, a bit Calvin Harris-ish but it's hard to find decent photos of him or anybody with a similar style. Anyone know any sites where I can go and get pictures to take in so I don't have to explain and risk getting something utterly shite?

Mental, i've just been watch the cake episode of Brass Eye. The racist wanker.

Yes, it would be hilarious to see Parker playing in the Championship next season

Funniest part of the gag

Is it bad that i'm actually beginning to like Ron Dennis? I always used to think he was an up his own arse bully but I actually warmed to him when you saw his reaction after the GP yesterday.

He can go fuck himself tbh. There's rumours abound that he's been stomping around the factory at Woking like Veruca Salt with a serious case of PMT because the new kid isn't letting him win. He's got so used to a situation at Renault whereby Flav did everything to keep him happy and he's obviously expected the same sort of treatment at McLaren (particularly as Hamilton is a rookie). Not a chance, for over 25 years now Ron has not implemented any team orders and I don't expect him to start now. Fernando, make your driving do the talking, what's sad about all of it is he was far and away the most complete driver until Lewis came along. These two could 'race' together for years and bring the degree of spectacle back to the sport. It seems Alonso wants him to move to one side and let him win though and it doesn't work like that. The kid is awesome but the press are setting him up for a massive fall by almost suggesting he's bullet proof. He's not, and one day he is going to get it wrong. Just hope we don't have a massive post-mortem when it does. As an aside, how fucked off must Jenson be? That Honda is a complete pile of dogshit! Didn't McLaren have a team orders situation a few years ago at the first race of the season in Oz? I'm sure I can remember Coulthard having to slow down and let Hakkinen past. How long is Alonso's contract? I can see him flouncing off to Ferrari in a year or two, especially if Kimi continues to under perform. Aye, got them a bollocking aswell IIRC. I'm sure Alonso is there for atleast another two or three years but he might do a Button and try and pay off his own contract if he isn't happy at the team.

He can go fuck himself tbh. There's rumours abound that he's been stomping around the factory at Woking like Veruca Salt with a serious case of PMT because the new kid isn't letting him win. He's got so used to a situation at Renault whereby Flav did everything to keep him happy and he's obviously expected the same sort of treatment at McLaren (particularly as Hamilton is a rookie). Not a chance, for over 25 years now Ron has not implemented any team orders and I don't expect him to start now. Fernando, make your driving do the talking, what's sad about all of it is he was far and away the most complete driver until Lewis came along. These two could 'race' together for years and bring the degree of spectacle back to the sport. It seems Alonso wants him to move to one side and let him win though and it doesn't work like that. The kid is awesome but the press are setting him up for a massive fall by almost suggesting he's bullet proof. He's not, and one day he is going to get it wrong. Just hope we don't have a massive post-mortem when it does. As an aside, how fucked off must Jenson be? That Honda is a complete pile of dogshit! The fact that Alonso's side of the pit won't even share strategy with Hamilton's shows how rattled the Spaniard is That photo is brilliant How pissed is Fernando?

The media hype is getting on my tits but lets face it, he is completely rewriting the history books, has finished on the podium in every race and is making the current World Champion look amatuerish. If anyone deserves the hype at the minute, it's him.

Fish - Deep Fried Lard

Regurgitated quotes from last week.

Not brown bread then?

I've watched Formula 1 since I was a nipper now and i've never seen anyone like Lewis Hamilton. The lad just seems to know all the ins and outs after only half a season racing. I hated the way the press were building him up after the first GP when he did nothing spectacular (He drove the car home to third, fair enough) but since then he's came on leaps and bounds. It'll be interesting to see what McLaren do if Lewis remains in this dominant position well into the second half of the year. The future of F1 is looking really bright. Rosberg and Kovalinen are slowly finding their feet, it's only a matter of time before Piquet Jnr and Senna get real drives and Vettel looked very good today. GP2 is starting to produce some really good rookies.

ITV mentioned something about Alonso not being happy that Hamilton didn't yield when he tried to overtake him. Good. It's called Formula 1 Racing for a reason.

Cheers for that. Whatever on the ball again.

Seems that his son is likely to get a hiding in court rather than Big Sam himself.

Aye, the reason Bridges was forced out was because he wouldn't go with said firm