Ketsbaia

I straighten my hair and allow wor lass to pluck my unibrow if i'm feeling generous.

Not one fucking player we signed was actually any good

Sorry but fucking hell Typical us

Probably lifted from the SMB tbh

Aye, if it is true i'd expect Ashley to act swiftly once he's got Freddy's shares.

Brayed him tbh

Everytime I see him he's beginning to look more and more like Beardo

Every time I see an interview with him and he denies having a drink in X amount of days/weeks/years he reminds me of a 15 year old just in from drinking on the streets denying to their parents that they've had a drink.

But we've got to assume he wants the money for himself therefore when it's revealed he hasn't given it to charity then he'll look like a tit.

Rather play them at home first then later in the season, when they realise that they're not going to finish top 6 and the natives want Keane's head play them at their place.

Confessing your love for Paris Hilton/The Simple Life is gayer than bumsex.

That's the one I was looking for not sure about it myself. I'll give you a clue. Photoshopped

After the excitement of last week I was hoping for more of the same this week but i'm bored shitless. No more major takeover news, no more major moves in the transfer market. I almost forgot how boring the close season can be

The pixelated Northern Rock logo looked legit though?

I hope you're not referring to Big Brother

£5million for Baines seems okay to me. I'd have him.

You say that like I care? You're crying into your Haggis as I speak tbh Imitation the greatest form of flattery? The only good thing you've gave this board

Hadaway and shite, man Fat Neck. Didn't you always get the preferable fuel strategy until the Monaco GP? The same GP that Hamilton was told not to overtake you?

You say that like I care? You're crying into your Haggis as I speak tbh

Sima's just a bit of a cock anyway, like. He could post the most reasonable, well thought out argument in the world and i'd still disagree.

Jealous? Why would any of us be? I suppose we should pity her and people like her, but I cant find it in me! Oh and I have far nicer breasts than her anyway plus I have a brain Pics?

It needs to hurry up and come out after a Chelsea supporter at work said if we got Allardyce and he liked the look of it he'd get it

What he said. I originally thought Barton was just being a pain in the arse but if City are contractually obliged to give him said cash then I can see why he's sticking.

Is it possible to have a CM01/02 online game, or just network?

maybe we should all have a walk up your street water bomb them ? I was thinking of getting the hosepipe onto them, but I thought that was a bit mean. Wish I did now though I wouldn't bother, they'd cut you up.