Ketsbaia

For Ashley's sake I hope he's not at the match when we're relegated. He'll not get out alive.

He was probably gutted he can no longer milk her illness. As for Jack Tweed I don't believe he was with Jade for any other reason than to make money and cling to her fame. He'll be out on the lash with a new bird before she's been buried.

ASHLEY: Lee, do you have a question you would like to ask your uncle Mike? RYDER: Yes, sir, a very inane one. Mr. Ashley, your ownership seems to have the momentum of a runaway freight train. Why are you so popular? ASHLEY: Ooh, a tough question but a fair one. Lee, there's no single answer. Some supporters respond to my integrity, others are more impressed with my incorruptibility. Still others buy my determination to lower costs. And the bureaucrats in the state capital can put that in their pipes and smoke it!

Who the fuck is Malcolm Dix?

Tragic but Jesus wept it doesn't half bring out the morons. Aye, the effigy burning in India was a particular favourite of mine.

I was looking at the positioning of players post-Hull and Owen was practically playing as a midfielder. He can't score goals if he's having to come and pick the ball up off the midfield but we've got no one capable of playing defence splitting balls to him.

Aye, he'd kick her in the minge and the try to get nekkid.

I'd buy a few dozen.

I hate Taylor but as a striker he's better than Shola.

We are going down. Simple as that.

He echoes a lot of my views but I think the bloke is a complete cock.

Jesus wept It's tragic but life goes on.

We always seem to play Arsenal when it's now or never time and we manage to pull something out of the bag. I'm going to be optimistic and say 1-0 to them

http://www.a-love-supreme.com/alsshop/inde...products_id=506 I could understand if they were sitting pretty midtable but three points ahead of us?

Genius

Myself and Optimistic Nut have a 'source' I assume said source is about as reliable as a chocolate tea cup? No, it's a very direct source If it's Temuri himself then i'll be your bezzie mate if you persuade him to marry me Ironically it's his wife, apparently. Aye it is, she's invited Op Nut over to their house if he comes to toon Forgive me for asking but the fuck do you go about meeting his wife?

Myself and Optimistic Nut have a 'source' I assume said source is about as reliable as a chocolate tea cup? No, it's a very direct source If it's Temuri himself then i'll be your bezzie mate if you persuade him to marry me Ironically it's his wife, apparently. The man whore. Cheating on me.

Myself and Optimistic Nut have a 'source' I assume said source is about as reliable as a chocolate tea cup? No, it's a very direct source If it's Temuri himself then i'll be your bezzie mate if you persuade him to marry me

We can keep the family relationship if he comes to Newcastle, Llambias can be the dirty uncle. "Show us on the doll Temuri where your Uncle Derek touched you"

Myself and Optimistic Nut have a 'source' I assume said source is about as reliable as a chocolate tea cup?

I heard Ketsbaia wants to leave Famagusta because the President, who he described as "a father to him" was accused of corruption and forced out? EDIT: Any friggin way, where is this all coming from?

Yeah, will get it online soon Cheers, Pud.

As we have learned before on Toontastic in certain match threads, Spurs fans aren't very sensitive to the implications of cancer. Was it Spurs who started singing about Roeder? I always thought it was Wist 'Am. Either way, they deserve kudos for riling Roeder so much he started talking in the third person "Glenn Roeder may only have half a brain but Glenn Roeder has always stood on his own two feet. Glenn Roeder. Glenn Roeder."

They weren't half building him up in the studio One of his major vices his penalty stopping ability. He'll have a blinder now.

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