Ketsbaia

But...the books! the books! [/N-O based mong]

Chris Moyles? Bad form Paddy

http://twitter.com/mtthwbrggs Mine. All mine.

Who was it that used to do those 'hey guys, what's going on in this thread?' posts? Yankmag or summat? I'm sure he was American. Baron von Fat IIRC

Souness started off worryingly well. Undefeated in his first seven games IIRC. Fat Sam lived off the result against Bolton for quite some time.

Danny needs sin binning tbh.

http://www.skunkers.net/reunited/showthread.php?t=44984 I think the banning did some serious damage to Stevie. Now he thinks he is black.

Scarf on the club site - £3.50 Same scarf on Gibster's site - £8.70 As much as I hate Ashley, I think i'd buy from him. Fuck off.

Fucking hell

Never fell forward even when i'm jumping up and down like a complete fuckwit after we've scored but as JawD says I always take a few layers of skin off my shins because of the seat in front. Even after a few pints it still absoluetely fucking knacks If football in this country was ran by people who were even vaguely sensible we'd have had a dialogue about safe standing at football matches a long time ago. Unfortunately it's not.

Regardless of whether he lied or not i'd get rid of him in the summer anyway, especially if we can get our money back for him.

No one is agreeing with you, you're agreeing with them. The reason people have had a go at you today is because you are saying nothing out of the ordinary yet you're acting like some type of oracle. Yes, we know our midfield is shit, hence the reason we've been saying it for years, but coming on here and saying "I told you so" when you were simply late to the party can be grating, especially when we're in the shite. Understand? It doesn't take a rocket scientist to work out Jonas has more of an impact coming off the bench when he's still quite leggy either. To say he's a "good midfielder" is going a bit far though because beyond not being afraid to run at players and being adept at conning referees he has fuck all else in his locker as his almost weekly disappearing act goes to show whenever he starts. Anyway, if I remember correctly he wasn't involved in the goal in any way, shape or form either so your point is pretty redundant.

I'm convinced there's some sort of mind bending invisible gas in the air at St James that makes anyone employed as manager see Shola Ameobi as some sort of footballing god. Apart from Keegan

Bernard Righton How many Pakistani's can you fit in a Mini? Four, and possibly a small child.

Toe punt her in the clunge.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/t...ers/7990554.stm Manager Sam Allardyce told BBC Radio Lancashire: "Playing in midfield is about legs. "At his time of life, Johann's legs are no longer of the capabilities that they used to be." Says the man who signed Geremi

I got Les Ferdinand's signature on the back of an Aldi receipt. He left the next day

Fuck off Parky.

I was beginning to find some of the Jewish abuse directed at DannyB a little tasteless myself mind. The lad may be a cunt but to insinuate he's a Jew and associate a whole race of people with shite wummery is too far IMO.

Good luck Manchesterblue. Sounds like a really good cause.

He kind of gave the game away with the "best English manager Big Sam" bullshit

I love owt like this

Fucking awful. Take him back and we'll throw in Ryan Taylor too.

What a 16 year old Indian from fuckin London, what you going to do chop my head off? I believe that's the custom. Most Indian's believe in Hinduism. I'm not sure but I don't think they're predisposed to cutting your head off with a scimitar if you cross them