The Fish

Centre back ✅ Young ✅ Playing abroad ✅ Eye-talian ✅

What, with these red chinos?!

I was too busy being a cunt in Clapham. Where they appreciated my presence at the bar.

Oh fuck, Wolfy's got two accounts!

alreet wolfy

It was fun for my late 20s/early 30s, but then I grew up and concurrently was not a millionaire.

Orrrr, live in a swanky area of London, and not have to commute, fly or get a chauffeur driven limo (Who the fuck gets limos other than wanky 16yr olds at their Prom anyway?!). London is a global capital, and in the UK it is unrivalled for variety of food, shopping, culture ( I know, I know) and nightlife options for young twatty millionaires. It's also a major transport hub for Europe and the rest of the world. There's over 250 flights to Dubai every week from London, 63 to Paris a day.

Deaf as a post man, shirley

Old people, generally, and the press. Do me a solid, just copy this phrase - "Young people don't vote" and pop it into www.google.com then hit return and watch as the page fills up with results from a whole host of sources.

Absolute fucking nonsense! The kids just don't want to work. Young people would rather spend money on lattes and Netflix. Young people don't vote etfuckingcetera

Because old people voted in the Tories for fucking ages, they did nothing to stop Murdoch or all of the other shit.

Exactly.

Politicians, media, old people.

No, the people who should get pelters are the career politicians and the people who've made that a career path towards the after dinner speaking circuit and sitting around the boardroom table of the companies who've benefited most from their politicking. The people who aren't voting, aren't voting because they're disengaged from politics. That's the media, that's the politicians and that's the actions of the elderly and ifirm.

Is that Shaftesbury?

No, that's why the quote says "In general".

My money is on Facebook.

I had to guide the Mrs away from Daily Mail online. She said she was only reading the celebrity shit but there was a distinct change in her step... way more goose-like.