The Fish

Jimbo is balder than me Fact-le Wax!

well you wouldn't want them by the side of the sandwich now would you! (trust me though, it tastes amazing and the different textures are a symphony in your mouth )

Newcastle's most productive left winger for the last two decades. Fact-yergirlfriendupthewrongun everything else is just noise and missing the point. Robert and Bellamy were playing well and while there still parts of their game that were sevrely lacking we got shot of them instead of mediocre players who weren't even playing well. Bellamy, Hughes, Robert, Bernard were all at worst good enough for Newcastle, but we sold them in a replaced them with Carr, Luque, Babyaro.... we played better football despite Roberts criminal laziness, we played better footballa nd scored more goals despite Bellamy's woeful finishing, we conceded less goals despite Bernards poor positioning and Hughes inadequacy. They left because Freddy wanted them gone. Bellamy for reasons that both parties must accept blame, Robert because of the manager Freddy brought in, Bernard because they couldn't agree a contract and Hughes... god knows why. sure he's not good enough, but he's sure as shit better than Carr Bramble, Ramage etc. etc. etc. at least he cared for the club and would play wherever the manager wanted him to. the fans that justifiably can't stand Robert's laziness fail to mention in their dismissals of him, that he provided more goals and assists than any of our other midfielders. At the end of the day goals win games.

Best sand wiche in the world ever is really simple to make Granary loaf bread, Light Mayo, BBQ sauce, Spinach Leaves, BBQ Pringles, Two Sausages, TNT Cheese the tricks are; once the sausages are done cut em in half length ways, cut the cheese thick, don't melt the cheese just let the piping hot centre of the sausage do that for you. serve with big mug of tea and switch-off-your-head film

Mong

token signing to appease the fans tbh. not the striker, centre half or fullback we need. oh and I don't want Anelka, it makes me laugh that the fans clamouring for the back of Dyer, Bellamy etc. because of their attitude seem to be the same who want the biggest ego in football

what might I be talking about then Scott... what do two girls have four of between them? do I need to spell it out?

by that you mean an embellished item of here-say, which has parted with the actual event to such a degree, that has almost become entirely ficticious?

Ritchie was worried that he was going to see the real you in the changing rooms.... We need to do something to encourage female participation on the board because piss-ups are looking more and more like a bunch of geeks meeting off the internet. while the female company was loverly there were only four there!

enteraining went/is going fine Did you manage to get Jimbo's deposit out of that t-shirt (the size of which had to be seen to be belived, I thought at first Cath had picked something from the army surplus store) ?

Gny. Sgt. Hartman rollock the "Pukes"

wouldn't eat anything that once had Rod hulls hand up it's arse tbh

apparently DanthMan showed up late for the football and just wandered about, several board seniors were quite put off by this young unknown. Scot Mag even fell silent for thirteen seconds.... a record by all accounts p.s. before it comes from anyone else, I had a very red forehead. But I blame un-geographically nice weather and a lack of foresight but at least it didn't stop conversations about; a drug fuelled gay orgy on a submarine, Dwarf Chess (I don't trust their little hands), the obligatory weightloss conversation and of course my being the only one who could understand Ritchie in full flow... but it was nice to meet a few new/old faces, I was impressed by Jimbo's distinct lack of hair.. I felt positively hirsute in comparison, oh and a special mention to Harry, I hope he can balance defeating Voldemort and keep Toontasitc running nicely... oh and Cats hair looked nice as did her norks

so didn't you bother your arse to get her backstage? why would you do that to someone you profess to care about? 3/10 must do better tbh

Happy Birthday old fella

new definition for Cock Tease rather than a girl teasing your cock, it's teasing a girl about the prospect of talking to a bunch of cocks.

the people who vote for niki are the people who bitch and moan cos BB is dull in the final weeks.... well if you don't want it to be dull don't vote out the flash point creators

I'm not there. might go to the trent tomorrow for a beer or three. Ihope youall have a good night, but not too good so that you're incapable of witty banter, joy and merriment tomorrow

well someone did mention a rat...

It's old, been on the net for ages. it's... mildly amusing in parts, but I'm surprised it's on tv.

setting up the webcam methinks

I like facets of it. it's like France, on the whole I don't like it, but I quite enjoyed Monaco (not technically France I suppose) when I was there, I quite liked the Jura and there's a few friends I have over there.. so I like their locales. Big Brother is the same, on the whole I get sick of it and I find the people who go on it are on the whole attention whores, I abhor the clamour after the show is finished, I hate the whole disposable celebrity culture and Big Brother is a large component of this fad. so I like some of the people (aesthetically or otherwise), I just don't like the program...so Ner

OOOOOooooooOOOoOoOOoOoooooh get over yerself J69, I'm sure nobody has you beside Robbie Savage in the most hated stakes. to be honest I don't think many people really give a shit either way. I just think personalised number plates are a massive waste of money and a bit... dickish. if it's a present from your folks, fine and dandy, but don't try and state how cool you are.

clued up on it? fucking hell it's not subtle, even a chav could grasp the complexities... I didn't like it, I still am not a "fan" but it's something to talk about. I watch that because it's better than putting up with adverts or "Dog Borstal" and the like. Rather watch Imogen or Niki in various stages of undress tbh, and I find Pete entertaining.

get him on loan with a view to spending 10m on him next season sounds fine by me, you could make a fair whack from merchandising him as he's already a house hold name and plays the kind of attractive football we crave. £10m is still a lot of money but for a talent like this I wouldn't mind paying it, Even if all he does is get us further in European competition and 1 place further up the league, that in itself is worth a few million to the club... totally worth it in my eyes.