The Fish

thank you lou you am having of the crownage of randominity

needs to get laid.... and how

so thats elbow, shoulders, thighs and now Pilchards head will hurt in the morning... it's a god damned epidemic

am win? I see the return of godawfullygood grammar maybe it's a symptom of Bird Flu?

that's coincedental, my thighs are hurty....maybe it's avian flu... being passed on through internet message forums....

brings joy to millions, simply by avoiding their company.

was expecting something remotely entertaining at the bottom of his sockdrawer, but was disappointed with the socks that he found

is, therefore drinks

draions the pressure from the swelling

was wrong-diddly-wrong wrong

cannot indicate pleasure without mentioning the war and his part in it, despite having no limbs and an allergy to boot polish... his stubborn refusal to accept he is in fact a spent matchstick once used by the BFG to light a preposterously sized Cigar

shouldn't "mess witht he best, cos the best don't mess with the rest"... so said Dangermouse...

twists the light fandango, does cartwheels across the floor

didn't look ways before he crossdressed

my friend died, he drowned.... at his funeral we got him a wreath to look like a life belt... ..well it's what he would have wanted

fondled a chipmunk in the hope of discovering the location of said ground squirrels stash of hazelnuts

was a really really good show, one of the few "Reality tv" shows I could stomach

should know it's neither cheap nor dominican, it's pricey and Czech

Killers- Hot Fuss...... dear God I am a student after all

is the reason that thread of conciousness got real ugly real fast

should see I'm a long long way from dangling veiled babies from hotel balcomies the whole, billion dollar record deals are, however, a mere moonwalk away

Americana- Offspring

Absolution - Muse

should beeat it beat it, beeeat it beat it (ad infinitum)

congratulations mate, he looks to have a decent left foot and I'm sure it's something you'll culture