The Fish

is projecting and deflecting. should be informed of my glee, for I've found the magic Sammynb starter button. it's like a firework, just light the touch paper, stand back and watch it gOOooOooOOooOOOoOOoOOOoOO o

is now justifying his hippy-hood? quaint

was she short, dark haired and southern Lou? if so she sounds like the woman who I was talking about earlier... either in this thread or another one which has basically turned into a conversation about comedians between you and I with occasional contributions from the duller members of the board. if not then I bid you adieu

I aim to please. oh and I got 4000th reply and Lou got 4000th post. and Haley Joel Osman (sp?) sees dead people... all the time. which if it were true isn't indicated in the film cos he can hide in tents and stuff... he should have said "I see dead people most of the time, but only when I'm not hiding from them or have my eyes shut, and in fact not actively looking at them"; which to be fair can be said for the rest of us too... he's just a little precious about it I thinki.

is not a happy hippy is a hissy hippy wants to be a pretty hippy but is just a sissy hippy

so does the UPS bloke, but I aint paying £8 to watch him tell a joke.

well.. I did precisely not enough work tonight, spent too much time making playlists to listen to while I work.....

indicates with his hissy fit that I struck a nerve. which is ironic as normally, hippy types like he, are not so prone to bouts of histrionics

oh don't get me wrong there are some terrible comedians, Roy Chubby Brown for one. He's not a funny man, he's a funny 12 year old boy who just got fatter and more odious he's the comedian Jo Brand seems to emulate most, to my mind.

is a god damned hippy

the spiral staircases spiral the way they do so defending soldier types can swing their sword easier... as long as they're right handed of course.

it seems it's not just women who aren't funny....

never found comediennes laugh out loud funny and I've seen a few. I think a lot of them try to conform to male stereotypical comedy, being crude and obnoxious, Jo Brand is a prime example. I've never laughed at Jo Brands jokes, I find her just simply a common crude fat bitter woman. There's a short comedienne from London who makes me titter, but I think it's the shock factor that someone so teeny tiny can be so dirty. Also she was chatting with me and my mates before and after the gig because we were "The friendliest and least "Bunny in the headlight" looking bunch of studenty types" Which I think was a compliment. She of course picked us out during the comedy and thoroughly made our night with japery etc., but then the headliner came on and was laugh out loud funny. basically, men can make men and women laugh, women can either make women associate and chuckle or they can pretend to be men.

no, not all bastards. You're a delightful mathematical-shape-I-cannot-describe of randomness. The trip was ok, didn't acheive the objective, but got an answer which is sometimes just as good. I discovered that you can get quite far in a foregin country by looky scowly and mean, people think you're local and either leave you alone or ask you for directions. I don't look parisian at all.... do I? the way to spot a frenchman seems to be the nose and the way he smokes.. I don't smoke and my nose is distinctly British so it must have been the aloof-ivity of my gait I like using the word gait. anyhoo I'm REALLY tired and can't sleep so... erm... her'es a thought Tea is a diarrhoetic.

would be well advised to avoid Charles de Gaulle airport.

big jesses tbh

has confused me with someone who could give a rats crap about international football.

because before it was quite quite tame was it not. ... why are you now a Shrew, in my head?

intriguingly knew automatically the nature and origin of Bukakke

is closed to uncovering my plot to have all threads entangled and chaoticpurely to have the joy of repeating the following phrase "oh, what a tangled web we weave when at first we practise Bukakke"

sould know that the "listening to.." thread inspires much naughtiness and acts of brigandery from me

fancies himself, a bit of a ladies man. which is close to the truth, only a few letters here and there and it would be entirely correct

I would consider it a life lived if it were filled with days that was stacked each side of the scales

is there anything that you two won't deride?

should know I just beat west brom in the FA cup.... in a game.... which makes me a silly Ghananian with a bad hairdo