The Fish

I'm quite the horrid little man. I think you're suitably random to make plenty of people smile, laugh and maybe even pay for the privelege, but I might be biased because I thoroughly enjoy flights of fancy into the rediculous and random

no... it was more like a thousand different ideas all flitting about inside my head. it's just that you talk about stand up a lot and I was curious as to whether you were pursuing a career in that field.I also thought you were small... but you say you aren't... also I just imagine seperately about people in clown clothes

Lou... are you a stand-up in training? because in my head you're like 3 foot tall and wearing clown pants..... I may be wrong.

typical fricking americans... yes Mags, this means you too but Lou the carpet joke was ace and also the song about old women in clubs "pull your dress up because it looks like there's an old fruit bat up there roosting..." ace biscuits

saw that coming over the comedy horizon, but still smirked at the pay-off. I been watching Firefly and have found it quite quite good.

cannot love without an audience of bespeckled geriatrics, knitting merrily away in the corner of the room, occassionally encouraging him with utterances of "That's nice dear, I remember when my Derek did that ... I honestly thought his tongue would come out with my dentures attached."

You're mates with Silky??? that's generally random He was one of the acts last night. he was excellent, he sung and tore shreds into a guy, it was nice his website is killforaseat.com I think he's pleasantly scouse and mercifully balding.

thought that Voldemort was the half blood prince

we will become silhouettes- Postal service.

takes bad caddy advice and swaps his 9 iron for a putter on every drive.

went to a stand up night and the comedian said one of my favourite put-downs. "Shhhh Grown ups talking" when this knobhead was talking while the act was on. I of course laughed at the time, but then kept chuckling all the way home,

is as funny as a dead Thompsons Gazelle

should listen to the Shins....

better to have loved and lost, than to be stuck with the same psycho bitch for 25 years.

should regale us with stories of her travels and the reasons for her recent return

is a welcome return to this forum, the standard has been dropping as alex posts more and more.

should note I inferred than the shortened moniker of his name was derived from Samantha and not samuel.

Check my sig 54259[/snapback] I'm sorry Alex, was my post not dripping with cynicism, should I perhaps be more like you? p.s.

I was just asked by a bird if I was off that tv program..when I smiled and asked which one I think she mistook my "har har missy, you've got this wrong" for a "come on then girly, flatter my celebrity ego"... she described it, but the music was loud and she wasn't particularly capable of pronouncing properly... I think it was Hollyoaks.. but that can't be right as the blokes on there look nowt like me.... Too pretty boy for a start. I dunno really funny though, she was all giggly and I swear at one point I think she was trying to pluck up the courage to ask me for my autograph.... Now "Bombhead" is a regular on the Leeds night out and has in fact been in my house... which was gloriously random in itself, but I've never seen him out with any of the others or have I seen any of them out at all in fact..qo suite where she got this idea from is beyond me. I've a better chance of being from Bullseye tbh.

has raised my fire with his intermible insistance to prove an obstacle twixt my conversing with Mags properly. is also sporting a girls name.

You sound like you need convincing sooo if you don't get to bed, the monster beneath it grows bigger and stronger and will one day reach around and drag you beneath. The only way to keep it under control is to get to be early, thereby keeping it in a confined space and unable to grow. you have been warned!

is a liar and should let me be the famous poster below Mags so I can also say hi, welcome back, happy birthday and get along with the Jones cos one day they'll sell you their lawn mower for an exceedingly good price...

isn't willing to help toplass... as he's already in a fulfilling lifelong commited relationship with a common Hedge Sparrow that he has called Terri... that's Terry with an "i", so as to indicate feminity.... apparently...

.... did Lou "join" with a Joinee?

stay away from men selling cheeseburgers out of the back of a bedford rascal.... I think they stole it from a dead man