The Fish

seems to be more birthdays this time of year... have people nowt else to do in October?

... anyone else see a flaw in CF's logic or is it just me?

oh my, he's Really spat his dummy out.... that's Bee ee ayyyy Yootiful

I see two ways to look at Beckhams Performances in an England shirt. How often has a free kick or corner lead to Goal? We depend on him to save us from the side's indecisiveness and lack of imagination. or We lack decisiveness and imagination because our entire right wing is stagnant, if we had a player willing to run past players and either make space or get into space our other players would have more options. Look Beckham has an awesome array of passing, but what the fuck point is it when the players are ten yards from him? Gerrard, Lampard and Beckham seem to, more often than not, play under eachothers feet. Beckham is at his best when he's hitting runners... we haven't got any runners. More often than not our tactics seem to involve hitting a long ball up front for either Rooney/Owen to chase or Crouch to head down. This completely negates a midfield who's combined passing ability puts most teams (including Brazil) to shame. we should get the ball on the deck and move the play from side to side at pace. The best way to do this is to have Gerrard spraying balls hither and thither for Cole and Lennon to move onto. I think Beckham is played because he gets out of scrapes, but I think his place in the first 11 is the reason we get into so many scrapes in the first place. sure if we HAVE to play him, drop Lampard and stick him in the center, neither can tackle so we'll not miss out there. Even better in my opinion is to play 3 at the back,Ashley Cole and Beckham as wing backs, Carrick a holding player, Cole and Lennon bombing down the channels with Gerrard playing off Rooney in the center Effectively a 3-3-2-1-1 --------------------Robinson --------Carragher Terry Ferdinand Beckham ---------------------------A.Cole --------------------Carrick ----------Lennon---------------J.Cole --------------------Gerrard ------------------------Rooney When we've got the ball, we're playing an attacking 3 1 4 1 1, without the ball Gerrard can drop back into midfield, Ashley Cole back into defence, Beckham push into the center along side Carrick, Lennon and Cole dropping into a natural 4-5-1 formation like ----------------Robinson -----Carragher Terry Ferdinand Cole Lennon Beckham Carrick Gerrard Cole --------------------Rooney hard on the energy levels, but with Lampard, Hargreaves, and Walcott able to come on for the players who will feel it most (Gerrard, Beckham Cole/Lennon respectively) I think it's a system that could reap rewards from the players we have fit and firing on all cylinders.. could just be bollocks mind

you don't mean bitter. there's a better word to convey what you're trying to say, come on I have in faith in you. I'm sure if you trawl through your vocabulary you'll stumble across a better term. Try this site it may be of use.

CRIMSON FAULT IN POINTLESS POST SHOCKER You bring the funny... each and every time

tongue in cheek eh? No wonder the German girls swoon before you

From the silence I'd assume that no fucker gives a shit, Brock my boy. in all serisousness, go with your head Oliver. Heart and Trousers bring nothing but bother in the long run.

good old Crimson.. fuck all useful to say again Magic. you really are a pustulent growth on the underside of Satans Ball bag ain'tcha?

kick him to the curb girlfriend.... -finger clicking spasms- JERRY JERRY JERRY etc. etc. etc.

.. but Laz, that's not his only flaw. as I noted above.

he doesn't beat people, his workrate now sucks, his effectiveness from setpieces is suddenly nonexistant. The only way to use him properly would be to make football game outcomes based on net worth and not ability. Lennon beats players, he commits defenders into the tackle, he forces the opposition back allieviating pressure from the centre of the park.

Games... so many Games Old NES Sega games.... free and online

nebby bint

I'd rather inexperienced to ineffective. Other than todays goal, what has Beckaham done forEngland in the last... god knows how long?

based on Form you should drop Beckham AND Lampard, play Carrick and Lennon

Ramsay said he wouldn't pick the best players, but he would always pick the best team. Sven picks the Biggest Egos and expects them to perform irrepective of the conditions, opposition or tactics.

I blame le frenchy froggy frenchies

... thanks for that Mad, now back to the Studio.. Jim?

not it's not you fucking muppet. Parody, cartoon, caricature are all perfectly acceptable in this phrase.

I can't get no satisfaction- Rolling Stones how apt after Englands Performance

or maybe that quote shows that he is implying that he is too old for Family Guy? but I forgot that you're in Presumpto Mode and all logic has gone out of the window

... I actually shuddered when I saw the term "Roster" frickin americans, coming over here bastardising our language

Aussies meet Italy don't they? might be worth a punt on the antipodean bastards...

They've got play by play of the fucking build up, including info about the fucking wives for fucks sake Clicky ...un-fucking-believable