The Fish

bless ya heart.

get over it Sima FFS, you're becoming a caricature of yourself.

so hang on... you're too young to have kids, but too old for Family Guy? righto kidda... you're a real positive addition to this board and I hope every post you make is as earth shatteringly disappointing as this one.

Heart clouds judgement as do trousers... seems logical enough to me. However, don't over think things. This would make you a awoman and therefore worthy of scorn

May I be the first to say I don't give a shit about Wimbledon?

... so you think Family Guy is for Children? I'm glad you don't have kids of your own to be honest.

Stariway to Heaven- Rodrigo y Gabriela

<-- apparently slow as fuck maybe I should lay off the dooby...

No but you're a bin-dipper. 153035[/snapback] Does it bug you when his hand dips inside your house when you're trying to get some kip after a hard days sitting on a park bench swigging special brew whilst sneering explitifs at the passers by?

who's trying to tile you kidda? I was paying you a compliment. but thanks for joining in anyway, maybe you'll get a special award for effort or something

Sleepy sheepy enjoy my average was 0.248

.... hold the phone... you have a life???? say it ain't so, say it ain't so!

he makes me feel better about myself. It's like the guilty pleasure I get when driving pastr a particularly run down area.. I think "Thank fuck my life isn't as bad as that." To keep him around gives us a marker with which we can guage our contribution to society as a whoole and this board in particular. to get rid of him leaves an important role empty, he's like the boards version of Britains immigrant workers. he does the shit stuff that everyone else looks down upon. bless him and all who sail in him

sure you don't mean Whaling?

whats on like? can't be arsed to move just in case this season miraculously improves

she's a comedy bow tie

Sudoku? You WILD man! 152931[/snapback] life in the fast lane marra

stuck in, got no cash so I'm finishing off the Barbeque beers, two bottle of Cobra, a couple of Carlsberg, half a hippy of vodka, some archers :spew: , some gin, etc. etc. Play FM05, Sudoku and maybe watch Sin City for the millionth time later on tonight.

hpy bdy

is trying to get a young lass drunk!

beat me to it

I'm on the Absolut. cos I'm fuckin' hard innit or something like that

divint be daft mate, you're under 20 still right?.... you've got wild oats, now go fucking sow them! you'll meet a thousand Tainahs, and a thousand girls who are better in every which way. 1) she's in Jormany 2) SHE'S a Foreginer.. errrr dirty dirty foreign snatch! 3) I hardly think you two are about to get hitched etc. 4) she's in FUCKING GERMANY! 5) you're just being a big tart, tell her that you don't think it's fair on either of you to keep this shadow of relationship going on because you can't give her the attention she needs and the same is true for her. And about Girls being too much hassle? Meenzer'll help you out if you get that sick of em I'm sure.

Got to admit the witticisms were lost on me mate

have to admit a dfriving position that has you looking down at other cars did kinda make me feel better than them. even in a Focus I felt like the car was bigger and more impressive than most around me and as such I drove with a little less aggression