The Fish

little ray of sunshine ain'tcha.

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I wasn't 141166[/snapback] God I can't wait until my brain isn't fuckled... I might stop misunderstanding everything.

I like comics mate, can't accuse me of pandering to popular culture. :(

but I'd wager that the neanderthals down the bigg Market would be neanderthals with or without a bottle of WKD in their hand. I've always felt that alcohol just turns the volume up on your personality, if you're a top grade wank dribble sober, then you'll do worse with a drop down your throat. however if you're generally a settled person you won't turn into the Hulk after a shandy or two. alcohol doesn't suddenly turn you into a chav.

I love that if it's popular, it suddenly becomes shit. cliquey to the extreme tbs tbs

you see that's fine and fair enough, but the things that you describe as part and parcel of drinking.. to me they're more an indication of someone who doesn't know their own limit. in that regard it's a good idea that you don't drink, but I wouldn't assume that those who use vulgar chat up lines only do that when they're drunk.

was going to ask, is it health, wealth or religious reasons for not drinking? or something more sinister is there a bomb in your gullet that will go off if alcohol passes betwixt your lips?

those little penny chew shandy sweeties? surely you can pop a couple of those.

first 5 series of West Wing was awesome tv, shame it went downhill a bit. great writing, great acting and brilliantly shot

sure sure, just keep digging marra

just sprayed me cuppa all over my chest! :lol don't care if it was tongue in cheek or not, just very funny.

Hit a Nerve. Fact

and not drinking or doing drugs.

keep forgetting that J69 is a Male Nurse... or to give it's proper name a MALE NURSE?!?! Editthankyou the writing team of "9 out of 10 cats"

I said that any kind of romancing was created in other peoples heads by other people.... how is that rich? I reckon you've tried a joke and it hasn't really worked tbh.

was getting back into sport part of your mid-life crisis, snakey?

housemate went to see the munster game, phoned from the players area (a tent I'm guessing) after the game, pissed as a mother fucker and giggling cos she was sitting on some egg chasers lap. I reminded her that it was fucking egg chasing and as such winning the European championship in rugby is just another example of how you can be a winner and a loser at the same time.

...nope, not a scooby what in the name of Josephs bastard son are you talking about?

aye it was bad of em to hide his clothes, but I suppose if you push people, and keep on pushing they will do something stupid back. They'll be putting two new house mates in soon then?

You know that makes no sense.... right? ...

I watched the 9 o'clock show for the last two days. In my defense it was a housemate majority decision, they wanted to watch Big Brother and I couldn't very well tell them no and demand to watch a dvd. So I sat, ate and watched. Shabaz is clearly delusional and needs psychological therapy on leaving the house. Niki is going to last a long time because she's allied herself with two really strong figures in the house, she also knows how to play the housemates off eachother. Lea, Lisa and Dawn will not last as long, they're unattractive and more likely to fall out with housemates putting themselves up for eviction more often. Richard is without a doubt the most dominant figure in the house, imposing, confident and playful. The girls think he's protective, fun and reliable, the boys think he's sensible and mature. Pete will win. Too entertaining for the public and too loved (and perhaps pitied) by the housemates. Sezer and Mikey will go as soon as one of them gets put up for eviction, the female public will vote them out. Sezer likely to be put up for eviction more often. Imogen and Grace are safe from eviction until they start being precious and/or falling out with some of the stronger housemates. Glynn will go the next time he's up for eviction because he hasn't done anything. Bonne will go this time because she's a fat boring chav.

Fucking damned right - get your arse down to St. Pauls and give the muppets who I helped set up last weekend a fucking kicking as they've already screwed their entire network up! Tossers! 140667[/snapback] Have they tried turning it off then on again?

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you sure it's a good idea to have your girlfriend doing it? she could see the phat wage your on, write herself into the will and bump you off.