The Fish

do we have world cup ones? we bloody invented the game! course we do. bloody antipodean bstd

bet she still thinks she looks fat in the pictures

sure fire way to reduce the number of petty criminals is to vastly improve the facilites and abilities of the education system

put tv cameras in the prisons, put weapons in the prisons, have Hurricane #1 play "only the strongest will survive" as the theme tune, sit back and enjoy proper tv

not going to be able to pass my ticket onto the normal guy who sat beside me, so I've got a ticket in the gallowgate up for grabs. If you know anyone who would want it or if you'd like it yourself I'll be selling it at face value. bit miffed that Stew left it until now before telling me, but what can you do? mid tier, 2 thirds of the way from the east stand. Awesome seat and good bunch of lads that sit there.

the rest of the house is having a chinese takeaway I'm going to make myself some chicken caesar wraps

manc is wrong cold glass bottle ice cold can crappy placca bottles (even the 2 litre jobbies) mix syrup- watered down wanky shit! my sister drinks diet coke, but whisks the liquid with a spoon to remove the fizz... fucking insane if you ask me. she will also break a meal down into sections and it it flavour by flavour. That which she likes most first, then the second all the way down to whatever she doesn't like the taste of.. which she leaves til last, screwing up her face and making the appropriate "eurgh" noises so that my mam knows that she's not enjoying the peas (or whatever). she is 26. and fatter than bill gates wallet! she's on the weightwatchers diet and says that she hasn't eaten a proper sized meal since Xmas and yet she hasn't lost any weight. I asks if she's exercised and she says that she hasn't but eating less means she should have lost weight... at least I've gotten my arse into gear and changed not only my diet, but my lifestyle too. nee time for miserable fat porkers who can't be arsed to change their lives but will merrily bitch and moan about being fat as if it's not fair and it's some kind of cruel trick. (p.s. I don't mind people who are content with their lot in life, it's the ones who bitch and moan... you know before people accuse me of being unduly cruel.)

You'll like it.....not a lot.

She's not really in any position to be wearing that t-shirt tbh. 142429[/snapback] should she be standing on her head or something ??? 142430[/snapback] whatever shuts her the fuck up to be honest can't believe she's squeezed so many people beside the sink, but can't be arsed to get proper lights on. dippy mare

is anyone having problem with theirs? mine is throwing up this error code 81000314 and saying the service is unavailable. Where do I find out what that code means?

think she said something about taking the bins oot... not sure like

do you remember when kids tv was ace? have you seen the shite that they have to put up with these days? it's about relationships and homework troubles and realistic stuff.. Hey Arnold, Rugrats, etc. etc. etc. where are the fantastic cartoons? where's the "Lets do wacky science experiments"

so when does old joke week end?

I do think that it's deplorable to throw blame at the coalition forces when the enemies are not held to the same standard. war is an horrific creation of man and it's my opinion that despite the wailing and gnashing of teeth by sandalistas atrocities will happen. The bleeding heart liberals want fair trials and transparency throught the military. You cannot apply such logic to animals. The stupidest thing they did was permit Hussein a fair trial. It's my honest opinion that he should be punished for his crime, but I doubt that the Hague will do much more than simply keep him under house arrest for the rest of his life. So he gets to live in relative comfort while the lives of those Iraqi people, who he tortured with his state, are ruined. two in the chest, one in the head while he was "resisting arrest"... "Oh look .. he's got a gun" the world is not going to be a betterplace if he lives on.

probably v-neck jumpers and pink shirts. oh and ASBO-chique

don't think my dad has ever been remotely trendy, seen photos of him back in the day and he's looks like a right dull bastard. not like the smooth mother fucker sitting in this chair.

finsihsed my exam at 2ish, been out since then. did the normal kerayzee stewdent things, drinking games etc. However I did kop off with a girl whose tail I've been chasing all fucking term so that's a bonus she asked me what I was doing this weekend and knobhead me said "I'm going to my ex-fiance's wedding" instead of making some bullshit "going to see the folks" lie. Now she seems to think I'm all caught up with my ex when I'm not really. I mean I still have a phenomenal amount of affection for the girl, but I don't want to be with her, and I'm not "in love " with her. but try explaining that when you're a bit pssed and so is your audience. on the bright side it'll bne four or five days before I need to deal with her. Hopefully she's drunk enough to forget why we didn't fuck but sober enough to remember that she watnted to. so a tuna and sweetcorn sandwich and bed... wow.. fridays rewl

do you work in different rooms and email eachother throughout the day? I bet you synch your pee breaks so you can meet up for a quicky in the toilet without the boss knowing.

had different colored luminous socks, had hi-top trainers, had a streethawk bike I was quite simply a dedicated follower of fashion.

at leaast I have the good grace to be embarrased about the whole thing! it's a small victory, but one I'll cling to like the last corned beef pasty in Greggs

you're just pissed off because he copied your style and made it famous.

not Seaton Delaval at all. Seaton Sluice. fucking wealth of difference. and I use chav because I live and socialise with folk from all across the country and while charver is still the term in it's purest form, it's easier to say chav instead of having to argue the point a million times. (Gem... I have a pink shirt and two v-neck jumpers )

whisk? sweet mary and her virginal ways... that is upsettign

Lemon Barley water... everywhere. bstd {mental image} Leah sitting at home with a strange satisfied smile on her face} -DING- {Leah shuddering, a la Green Wing) and reaching for a fag) {/mental image}

so.... was he a chav or not?