The Fish

saw an advert for a new animated film about fairytales... don't remember the name but anyway, at one point of the trailer a tree falls down, a fair few animals scarper and two tortoises are shocked into action when a branch lands between them. One screams to the Other "Ruuuunn" and they set off at a snails pace. well funny when you see it. That 60 second trailer was more entertaining than the following 2 hours of utter shite film. the fish is not amused.

meet up and bone her, if after sex you don't feel the urge to shower in bleach, then you might as well give her a fair crack of the whip. in all seriousness, shes a kid with a school girl crush, she doesn't "love" you, she just has strong affection for you and hasn't the words to fully describe it. to say "like" isn't strong enough, you "like" a comfy chair... you don't want to grind your pubescent german fanjita against it. Love is too strong, but it's a simple catch-all phrase which is too readily thrown about. if she starts to get upset when you don't tell her that you love her back, just use that analogy. If she fails to get a restraining order, then she may well "love"you... even if she isn't she's definitely a girl with a sufficient lack of self respect to let you try some wild sex acts out on her.. the flaming cheeto finger... or some such.

my dad used to be a copper in scotland, he was on their diving team. can't think of a worse job in the police tbh, you never have a good day, you never catch the bad guy, you just trawl the lakes and rivers for dead people... Couldn't imagine it.

you could always sell tickets to americans to come and gaup at the missing link. It's not Like Gemmil has much to do in the evenings...

can you at least tell us if the defendant in a chav?

I suffered three girls banging on about this show instead of doing some work. apparently this one bloke is nice and has a real sparkle in his eye and he's definitelt going to win and this other bloke is a chauvanistic pig, and this one girl says she wants to be a footballers wife... I hate that I know anything about this program. you big brother you!

Kojak is better this shoddy ham-acting crap cannot compare with episodes like "Therapy in Dynamite" or "Deliver us some Evil" Theo is a god amongst insects and you'd do well to show him the proper respect

cheers boys. I'll probably teat everything I need off it then do the shake 'n' vac. thing that scares me most is shifting my music somewhere, and then back... is it worth me buying an external hard-drive, purely for backup purposes?

could have found a better use for £20 even if I couldn't bet, drink or find a whore! put it towards something bigger, get a good album get a dvd get a good print, or poster get a disposable BBQ, some burgers, some baps, some cheese, a bottle of sauce (whichever is your poison), an innocent juice get a simple tatoo get a haircut pay off phone bill

Don't you have any mates who might look at it for you? Better than getting charged £35 or whatever it is PC World charge? Yoy tried removing Acrobat Reader and putting the latest version on? What about re-installing office? Adaware/ccleaner/spybot etc etc etc ? 138078[/snapback] Installed the latest reader, and it told me it had removed the older version. It's still trying to install acrobat though... I got snide copies of office and xp, so don't have the discs to re-install. using eTrust EZ anti virus thing, standard windows firewall and run anti-spyware software pretty regularly (basically every 30 days when the free trial runs out.) Might get a mate with an XP copy, and just wipe the laptop to it's bare bones, start again...

nothing is particularly wrong, just running really slowly and adobe acrobat keeps trying to install everytime I run any microsoft program... it's working fine enough, just me being picky. and Jonny, I'll have you know I am quite well aware of my own limitations, the reason it seems like I never ask for help is that my limitations are limited.

what an astoundingly attractive shim

If I take my Dell Laptop into PC World, will they give it a service, or will they refuse as it's Dell? If they do refuse, where would be the best place to take the Laptop?

was never going to make it at the top of the game, but all the best to him, an honest hard working and decent player. Could be an important player for whichever lower league club buys him.

Especially served chiled with a mint twist and paper umbrella for garnish. 138049[/snapback] Hey! we're health concious... not Gay!

entertainment at it's best

second place is just the first loser

you can get innocent juice drinks as well, not just smoothies, the lemon one is well refreshing.

.. you mean you've never tried one? I thought you taking the piss cos curry=fatty seriously, get yerself along to a sandwich shop, get a chicken tikka sandwich with crispy lettuce and buy one of those innocent juice drinks while you're at it... tastes so good it might make you change your religion!

as a pretentious student would say... "Quoi?"

there's a good club in Leeds called hi:fi... thought I'd share

not wasted mate just shit

Jimbo... Aopparently, your public awaits