The Fish

won

Nemo Kcirb, Gun Fi? sounds like a war cry of Feudal Japan

should spell superb properly or I feel be throwing Wrath about like it were going out of fashion

and EVIL is an anagram of LIVE and Devil is an anagram of LIVED.... and what's this an anagram of...? IF DUG, BRICK OMEN

did you hear that you can get a "Young persons Railcard" as long as you're under 25, do theoretically you could turn up and buy a railcard the day before your 25th birthday and get discount rail travel for a year... bargain

is a cad and a bounder

I reckon Thurstons stores were gradually phased out by Greggs.. which is good because Greggs makes a superior pasty also I got irate when a soft southern nancy remarked "You like Greggs? Do they Have Greggs where you're from?" My reply cannot be repeated in front of ladies, they thought I was a little precious about the origin of a bakers though...

wow... were my hopes ever dashed after the I read the title of this thread....

Ghost Perfume? does it come in a white sheet? no wait.. that's Jimbo

I heard they overheat all the time like, so I'll be patient

should know I wasn't scared... I just had my thoughts on other things. because my mind is not permenantly in the gutter, unlike some

made me a Xmasy ava thereby denying me an excuse. but I still dislike these christmas shenanigans

I waiting until the Xbox360 drops in price before buying it, that'll also have the added benefit of my buying the version that works ok, instead of the first release stuff which sounds bugged to fuck

Gemmil's probably just asking for you to ask him yourself..

is the queen of the double entendre

ooooooOOoooOoooh get you

should know that Sammy is only contorting in an attempt to avoid the hail of bullets that pepper the ground by his feet.

Get her a book

should know I watched him practising through the scope on my high powered rif.... erm... I saw him on CCtv trying to wow a drunk with his funky moves....yep, that's what I did.

...you're all desperately in need of a shag tbh.. everyday you lot sound more and more like the stereotypical internet geeks. ... and that's coming from someone who owns graphic novels!

buy her a book, shows you care, they're quite cheap, looks dead posh if you get them wrapped up properly, in simple but elegant wrapping paper, a single red ribbon. or buy her the "Clit Kit" from Anne Summers, only costs about £40 I think.... it's the gift that keeps on giving

seperate, otherwise the sogginess just plain ruins the whole thing. pereferrably BBQ flavoured Rpingles mind you, none of this Salt and Vinegar shite.

students get a discount at Anne Summers don't think that'll help you much but I just like to gloat.

can't dance, don't ask him

All men suffering women with PMT have the right to Sundays off. Everything no work, no housework, no nagging, no laundry, allowed to spend the day watching tv, drinking beer, groping their woman arbitrarily etc. it's only fair