The Fish

So the little lad has a bad cough that had him up every hour or so. Here's the thing though, there’s a creepy house opposite us. Never see the owner, unkempt garden, high bushes, dark small windows. The whole 9 spooky yards. Anyway, 3:30 Mrs Fish comes back from seeing to little'un, and half asleep I tell her to stop scratching. She says it’s not her, we realise the noise is coming from outside. There we see an older man hurriedly sweeping leaves from the path outside the house and hiding against the bush every time a car passes. My question is this; Is this the beginning of a) a horror movie or b ) a kids adventure movie where the creepy guy turns out to be an unlikely hero?

Do you not get annual flu jabs? I do. Because I'm really clever and smart and wise.

Jesus! I moved a fair amount in London, but I could fit most of my stuff into a small hatchback. But it was still a ball ache. Now, with all the shit we've accumulated there's no way I'm doing it again. If ever we move from this house, we'll just pay to have some company do it instead.

I have a lot of questions.

Amos

Good. Could do with some of that over here.

You can't trust anything Lord Grimstone says. That bugger's after the Iron Throne.

CAT proceedings are distinct from the arbitration.

Clear delaying tactics by the EPL, I'd wager they've demanded some documents from NUFC, NUFC lawyers are trying to prove or disprove their relevance and that'll take time. I don't understand why a SPAC can't be set up by PIF to provide sufficient separation? Or a wealthy individual related to the KSA royal family? Even if it's conjunction with the arbitration and CAT proceedings?

So you don't pay the license fee, don't watch the output... so what exactly is the nature of your discontent?

It's a shit name and no mistake.

Glad to know our podcast is more popular than GB News.

1. I go to my seat and find that there's already some coked up jibber sitting there who refuses to move 2. I choose violence

Well, not sure if that's better or not.

Genuine question; who provides the broadcast infrastructure for terrestrial tv and radio in the UK?

Everyone piles on to the BBC and it's got it's failings, but fuck me, the alternatives are shocking. ITV? Channel 4? Channel 5 ffs. Would I pay a subscription for the BBC? Sure, I listen to the radio for hours every day. I use their website. I watch some of their tentpole shows. Definitely worth £13 a month to me. What would happen to the other terrestrial channels if the BBC goes subscription?

don't disagree with point 1, but re: point 2. The kind of people bumrushing stewards to get access without a ticket aren't going to politely wait for ticketed people to get their seats before finding an empty spot. They'll grab a seat and if someone challenges them they'll act the cunt. Which means the people with tickets can't enjoy themselves.

Oh, the absolute worst kind of person, then?

That's like being angry at buses because the driver's a cunt.

You mean arch-Tory Tim Davie? The man who's dismantling the BBC from the inside?

I think your ire is misdirected.

Who is that?

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Hiccoughs

Have you thought about a more fulfilling, creative hobby? What about brewing, or baking, or dogging?