David Kelly

Abeid, there's something to look forward to next season!

I feel I should make it clear that while I'm not against arse eating per se, I do immediately rule out anyone called Dave and the suggestion was only made as an indication of how strongly I feel Fish is once again ridiculously optimistic

If we go down and he stays I'll eat your arse!

Anything but. However I'm confident it won't come to that as Janmaat is no doubt already screaming at his agent to get him away from sports direct!

Exactly. Ryan is completely finished now and wasn't that good to begin with. He'll definitely be away.

Steven?

Fish in looney prediction shocker! If Janmaat isn't away I'll eat my arse in Fenwicks window! Don't know why you think Tayor is likely to go at all. Unless his contract is running out he'll be one of the ones we have to keep.

Jonas is the only one of them I have any respect for now. He could have fucked off after we were relegated last time but instead put all his efforts into getting us back up and now after going through what he has and being treat the way the club treat him he is still putting in all he can. The rest of them can fuck off and I'll never think of them again but he really is what's missing in most premier league players these days.

Yeah in our win against Hull they were comfortably the worst team I've seen us play this season but they now are fighting for their lives. Our lot couldn't give a shit and deserve to go down on that basis!

Chances are Manure won't be gunning for anything. If Arsenal beat the tramps Manure can't move from 4th place. I do think Manure are likely to be more professional than a lot of clubs and will go out and try and win regardless, but as many have said, this Manure team isn't as good as past teams and if even a couple of them switch off Hull could take them.

I know we were capable of a performance. Under Carver I don't think it's the same story!

Three teams that it would be unrealistic for us to get a point against right there

It wouldn't have been unrealistic to think it could happen, it was unrealistic to expect it to happen.

Like I said, our results are much easier to predict at the minute!

I noticed Merson (not that I would in any way consider him an expert) had us for a 2-1 defeat. He's actually been spot on with most of our last few games. Not that we've been difficult to predict like.

If Arsenal beat Sunderland on Wednesday the only things left to be sorted will be the final relegation spot and the wafa cup spots. I would assume the relegation games will be considered more interesting and therefore on Sky. Our actually game will no doubt be the same as most of our others this season. Dull as fuck!

Here's some optimism for you Fish. I totally agree with Alex that our squad is much less suited this time if we go down. There's no fight in them whatsoever and the likes of Colo and Jonas are not the players they were. But if we do go down I think Ashley will scanction some spending to get us back up where he wants us to be. We will struggle to attract anyone with any long term value so we'll probably have to go for players who do well in the championship but no one has been willing to take a risk on for the premier league (the like of Jordan Rhodes maybe). Either that or Ashley will see us as not worthwhile and try and fuck off.

He was wank when we went down, not good enough for a start in the championship and embarrassing now. Goes to show how little is thought Abeid and Anita. I'm not even sure I can blame carver there though!

I don't even know whether us staying up is reason to be optimistic now.

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I'd go and support the tramps if it didn't mean being obsessed with newcastle

Come on fish, where are you now with your fucking optimism. That is the worst team in the league right there. Even our own supporters hate us now!

It's nice to see the team have shown exactly why me, gloomy and others had no confidence we could get anything today. Should have been two up at half time but the usual fucking embarrassment this half. We deserve to go down and I half hope we do now.

Mad Max is pretty good. Thought it would be awful from the trailer but it's been getting excellent reviews so I gave it a go. Literally no plot and completely mental but despite just being one long car chase it's really entertaining and and quite gripping. More a Charlize Theron film than a Tom hardy one mind.

Very true. But I think he's told them quite a bit of what's going to happen. Hopefully just where everything ends up rather than how it gets there.