jaythesouthernmag

He's better on 1 leg than those 2 Manc rejects plying their trade at your filthy pit

Get that cock Obertan off and put Sammy on. Taylor's cross was awful considering the amount of time there

Get raped now

Good lad Jeff Stelling, St James Park

Luiz plays tho so balances it out

No doubt Sammy will run his arse off and put in 100% so may well be the best plan

May play Ben Arfa on the left with Best and BA up front or double up Santon and R Taylor but won't be much going forward. Other option of Gosling on the right and Obertan on the left. Can see us gettin exposed down either flank tbh

Crazy stalker Think its just a flash in the pan what is Crystal Palace's "plan" ?

I get the feeling that you, like a few others, suffer from a zero personality disorder. Think you have o.c.d. gotta say this every day I was right Football wasn't invented in 1992 Trophy signings 14th highest turnover in Europe The previously regime I was right Selling club Stalk manc mag Selling club Flash in the pan,flash in the pan,flash in the pan,flash in the pan,flash in the pan,flash in the pan,flash in the pan,flash in the pan,flash in the pan,flash in the pan.

How many has BA scored? Cabaye won the league and played in the C.L. and was an integral part of that team Tiote, another league winner Colo, the best defender we have had in ages Santon, Italy u21 international, similar to where Enrique was when we signed him I think its time you started paying our players a bit of respect you moaning old windbag. Everyone is tired of your constant copy and paste Shite.

Eh? Wasnt our average points to game ratio pretty much the same after january? Pardew had a slightly better points to games ratio than Hughton and I don't think Carroll played many games for him. 3 possibly? In hindsight is that a negative a positive. The best form of Carroll's career coincided with Hughton managing him, that's another way of looking at it. When you going back to NO anyway? I'm not, I've been banned for hurting Dave's feelings. You could say Hughton got the best out of Nolan too as his goal tally went to shit after he left, more likely to be how successful the long ball stuff was with Carroll in the side. Are they still fucking banning people? It's incredible, anyone worth having they ban. except Baggy, he isn't worth having. Does this mean we are going to suffer his endless DOF anti-Keegan pro-Wise shite again, until he flounces off again ? Because he'll sharp shut the fuck up when the flash in the pan run of good results comes to an end. I see he still hasn't responded to my offer [or if he has, I haven't seen it, and if I am wrong and he has, I'll admit it unlike some other certain tosspots] Change the record FFS, its tedious as fuck

What does a rocket surgeon do?? As for Enrique, you seriously think we can have a tilt at the champions league without spending a fucking fortune? Hey Jose we are signing Miaga you want to sign?? Ja,Ja,ja 4th in the league come new years, Ba firing on all cylinders, another class striker coming in, player group ecstatic and the club being talked about everywhere - I cant help but think that at least the point of departure for contract negotiations would be significantly different from what they were this summer. Rocket surgeon is just a joke expression - rocket scientist and brain surgeon melted into one.. Challenging for CL without spending a fortune? With Carr, yes. I dont think you have to spend 150 million to do it, thats just the easy way of becoming instant contenders, by signing the "it" players everyone is talking about. Give Carr a genuine warchest consisting of what we got for Carroll and I think he could have found 6-7 top-class players from France and Netherlands... Whether 35 mill is an absolute fortune is of cource up for debate, though. Jesus mate, when Leazes reads that your gonna get all kinds of drunken ramblings coming at you. Africans kicking coconuts on a beach to replace Tiote etc,etc. I admit we are playing well and I think with a few additions and no major departures we can push for Europe but come on mate, get real

A cleaner? Spurs sure do make them work for their money. Can see him now running round Harrys place, dyson in one hand can of Mr Sheen in the other

What does a rocket surgeon do?? As for Enrique, you seriously think we can have a tilt at the champions league without spending a fucking fortune? Hey Jose we are signing Miaga you want to sign?? Ja,Ja,ja

Aye, good point. I sort of agree with jay but these things aren't as cut and dry as he is making out. Modric doesn't want to be at Spurs, he made that pretty clear. They didn't sell him and he's playing well by all accounts. He has a 6 year contract, Enrique was coming into the last year. I still reckon Modric will be off soon anyway as they will receive a mega money offer they can't turn down You mean as in a 43 million pound offer? Yeah they turned that down. I struggle to see who would offer 50-60 million pounds for a defensive midfielder who isnt scoring for fun.... and Noone in their right mind would go from Tottenham to Chelsea now - things being the way they are currently. I thought the offer was 30mil not sure I read about the 43? He's not a defensive midfielder either

Didn't think it was a dig. Enrique, I guess,wanted champions league football and unfortunatly for him I don't think he's going to get it there. I wouldn't be surprised if one of the big boys from Spain or Italy come in for him next year. I don't think we stood any chance of keeping him and we were not in a position to command mega bucks due to his contract situation. I hope we get Colo signed up onto a new deal, as someone said previously his kids settled and happy,his mate Jonas has just signed a new deal,he's our captain and we are doing well. So those things considered I think he will

Aye, good point. I sort of agree with jay but these things aren't as cut and dry as he is making out. Modric doesn't want to be at Spurs, he made that pretty clear. They didn't sell him and he's playing well by all accounts. He has a 6 year contract, Enrique was coming into the last year. I still reckon Modric will be off soon anyway as they will receive a mega money offer they can't turn down

That's the difference between having good individual players and having a team that battles and give their all for each other. We had good players when we got relegated the problem is they didn't give a collective fuck. Not saying Chelsea will go down btw but Chelsea fans I know are pretty despondent.

I would rather have players who want to be here and will give everything when they play than someone who is looking for a way out. I was a big fan of Enrique but he made his decision and both he and Newcastle have moved on.

The extra 20k a week may have something to do with it too. He saw Liverpool as the better option and champions league football. May not be the case now tho.

For players like Colo and Tiote to be sold then perspective buyers would have to pay a massive premium(like Carroll) plus the players will actually want to join that club. It seems both are really happy especially Colo plus he's captain, which must carry some weight in keeping him. All this about clubs coming in to cherry pick our best players is O.T.T. Carroll went for mega bucks, Enrique wanted away and Nolan and Barton were shifted, they were not poached by bigger clubs.

do you mean players who qualify for the Champions League and Europe more than any other club bar 4 in a 15-year period, and catapult the club from staring into the 3rd division into one of the biggest in europe in the process ? You shouldn't really cherry pick chum, you will continue to be made to look a fool when the whole picture is pointed out like this. Again. Owen? Viduka? Geremi? Cacapa? Boumsong? Luque? Butt? I could carry on and before you chirp in I know some of those were signed while Ashley was here. Jesus Christ the way you talk every single player under Shepherd was Lional Messi. You named those Ashley lovers yet??

He will be signing up with fake accounts to vote yes or creating a poll to see if Ashley will surpass champions league,second place blah,blah,etc,etc

Who exactly LIKES Ashley?? Plenty?? Are you nuts? I'm happy the team is playing well, I think Pardew is doing a great job, the coaching and scouting side of the club is set up well. I'm happy with the players that have been brought in recently and where we are in the league. I also applaud that we have not blown silly money on has beens looking for a pension instead we are signing young, hungry players. Does that mean I like Ashley?

We've just had our two toughest games of the season and guess how many posts the cleverest man on the board has made in those threads. Take a stab at zero?? As soon as we get a tonking he will be all over it like a fly on a freshly laid turd