McFaul

It's interesting when you know people or have met them, often really good people in life, they get twitter and well I'm shaking my head writing it. Why people would say things they'd never say in real life baffles me, and exposes people as fake imo. I never add anyone really unless I know them, or they've been really good crack. I've got too many followers, most people want as wide an audience as possible and take pride in the amount of followers they have, I don't, if the 250 people I follow were the only ones who followed me I'd be happy. I know fine well my twitter is stalked by a variety of people, even ex work mates I haven't seen for years, brother in laws, all manner of cunts really.

The likes of yourself, Nick, Besty etc. some of your mates too like the kid Bully..all provide something, but half the kids in their 20s I just shake my head. They're not interested in talking about anything in depth. There's one account, on a daily basis it's like a fuckin parody but it's a real person, and there's a few like it.

Gets on my tits sometimes. The amount of attention seeking that goes on is nobodies business. You could argue that, that's the point of it, to share views, but to me much of it is contrived rather than something they'd say in real life. I've even seen people delete their tweets, and leave what they regard to be the best ones so their profile looks better. Fuckin geordies. People get a few followers and they think they're fuckin Mick Jagger in the celebrity stakes. I like it don't get me wrong, but fake people trying to be people they aren't everywhere on it, and sadly a lack of people with reasonable knowledge about NUFC and our city's culture. If twitter is anything to go by 80% of our supporters are clueless, have no depth of knowledge, and are cringeworthy at all ages. Aside from personal friends, there's about 50 people I follow aged between 32 and 38 who are good crack and knowledgable the rest man, many of them have to be seen to be believed.

Why are you such a negative cheeky mug? I must be getting you mixed up with someone else because Bielefeld stuck in my mind for some reason.

I've woken up in a positive mood about Newcastle today, we're playing fucking Norwich not the Bayern Munich. Remarkably surprising 1-0 win today. Norwich have lost four in a row so their confidence won't be the best neither. Absolutely no reason we can't get a result. The last two games against Norwich have been carbon copies of each other, two desperately shite games with no quality resulting in 1-0 wins for us, I'd take the same again, although I never thought I'd hear myself say these words "lets hope Williamson is fit", because the last time Simpson and Perch were centre halfs together for us, we lost 4-2, and it was at Carrow Road.

Aye Bielefeld in an army base, with other British people keeping your sanity.

Parky is the best poster on this board when he's pissed and talking about non football topics. I've been to Germany twice, and what Kevin Carr's Gloves was on about saying it's beautiful, it suggests to me he's never been. I will say this once you get past Munich (which in itself is nice) it's fucking beautiful, the only reason for that is you're coming in to Austria! I've encountered Germans in Germany, and German football fans in England, Belgium and Holland. They're all cunts. The most poorly dressed, rude, mulletted twats I've ever had the misfortune of seeing. You get the impression they feel superior to us as well! They had fuckin mulletts and moustaches 15 year even after scousers ditched theirs! Cunts. Rude insular twats. I've considered going to Germany for a Bundesliga game just for a change, but it's impressing me less and less, whereas with your average Joe it's impressing them more and more. See a club like Dortmund, fair enough there's 80000 there and they make a noise. Every song they sing, EVERY SONG, is regimented, not like English football, when it is a good atmosphere, it's untouchable by these divvies because it's genuinely passionate and completely spontaneous. Who gives a fuck if it's £3 to get in as well. A club like say Schalke as well, which is in the trampiest part of Germany, there's about 25 million people live within 50 miles of each other, places like Cologne, Dusseldorf, Gelsenkirchen, Dortmund, Bochum, Moenchengladbach etc... it's all the old mining and industrial towns and cities in Germany. You'd think they would be funny, interesting, different, which to be fair I think geordies and even scousers are. When I was in Cologne, I can honestly say they were the least friendly people I've ever encountered. Robotic arseholes. See Schalke as well, along with Dortmund recognised as one of the most passionate supports in Europe, see when the teams are announced, how pathetic is it, the tannoy bloke will go "Klass-Yannnnnn" and the 60000 strong support will go "HOOOOOOOOONTOOOOOLAHHHH!" fuckin pipe down you German divvies, their supporters are as boring as Arsenal's, in fact that's what they are, orchestrated versions of Arsenal's support on mild amphetamine. Parky is right, they've got the blood of 20m people on their hands. The cunts.

Parky. Tell that stupid cow to pipe down. We've all been to Germany. Been wracking my tiny mind, as to who we can sign who's as good as Coio there's noi ione. Noo one whO isn't in Europeam comp anyway.

is that a serious question? Another thing you only shoiw ur face here when something bad haPpens.

says the man who has written the would "paki" or "pakis" on here more than Nick Griffin does in his internal memos.Loonytoon that sounds more than plausible.I dono who the fuck San Lorenzo think they are dictating terms to us. I'd tell them toi fuck off and tell Colo he can go to Argentina but not to those cheeky twats.

An absolute disgrace mate. We're up against the modern football fan element sadly, ppl like urself, me and HMHM few and far between these days. Absolutely disgusting.

What do you mean why? It's like pulling a relation in the death pool at work and hoping they die. If goes down to the wire you're going to be "come on t'Arsenal, 3 points and me and t'wife can go t'Skegness." I think it's immoral for someone who claims to be a toon fan to do it personally.

Disgusting. You Yorkshire cunt.

:lol: Funny cunt at times.

No one is taking the threat of relegation seriously. There's only 18 games to go and we're 4 points worse off now than we were when we went down, and two above the relegation spots! We've got to go to Man City, and Tottenham so you're looking at thinking there's 16 games we can get points from. If Coloccini goes now, we are in turmoil. Even if we sign TWO top class centre halfs, it's unreasonable to expect miracles straight away, we could be fucked here you know. I'm trying to be positive, but the bookies have us at 7/1 to go down they're fucking idiots. The last time we went down a lot of the players who stayed were English on big money deals, like Nolan, Barton, Shola etc... If we went down this time do you honestly think Cabaye, Benny, Santon, Anita, Krul and the likes of Cisse would stay? Would they fuck, we'll be left with the perenial Shola, Harper, Williamson, and Adam Campbell making the break through. My god. The next two games couldn't be bigger.

Jonas will probably assume the captaincy given the fact he's vice captain now, but I'd like to see Tiote given it, in the hope it helps his game back to 2011 standards.

When he's been good he's nearly as good as Woodgate. He was outstanding against Sunderland but been woeful since. This domestic matter clearly fucked his head up. I don't buy the fact there's any footballing reasons behind it, he won't get £20k a week in Argentina, the standard of the league is no where near European levels, and it's a shite country to start with, little mafia's everywhere interfering with government affairs.

Llambias allegedly saying that he's been a pain in the arse for a few months now over this whole issue, and it's had a knock on effect on Jonas too. There's evidence to support such claims looking at performances.

The crack is his wife and kids have DEFINITELY left the country, that is a fact. Other rumours going round that he got a lass from Cramlington up the duff, but I don't think that has any legs. His wife is back in Argentina though as of last week.

The Chronicle hilariously doing a poll asking "DO YOU WANT COLO TO STAY? YES? OR NO?" Incredible. Simply incredible.

Irrespective of CT or Radio Newcastle needing slaps, there's no doubt the mentioned North Shields bloater needs one. Depressing news this for the toon this season has been a disaster. Almost as disappointing as when we were relegated, because lets face its we went in to that season knowing we were shit, and it took 5 weeks to realise what a cunt Ashley was. We had great momentum here at the end of the last season, 2 or 3 more players and we'd have been flying. Instead we've ended up with a depressed stagnant playing side, pissed off fans, and two fat cunt southerners congratulating themselves on the magnificent profits they've made. They'll be going "weww that's 7 miww for faak aww" when Ba left. That fat bastard needs to say here's £30m, just sort it out Alan, because the bare bones minimum requirement if Colo goes now, are TWO centre halfs and at LEAST one TOP CLASS proven striker. Lets be honest here, Colo has been shite recently, sluggish, thoughtless at times, and that's not him because he's superb on the ball, he reads it as well as anyone, but he's played like someone with a lot on his mind. It all makes sense, and we shouldn't keep a depressed player.

Maybe it would galvanise Tiote. He's been abysmal of late though that much is true. I can't remember a game when Jonas has been dropped for anything other than fitness issues. He's not leadership material I do know that much. If it was up to Ashley and he could get away with it he'd bring in Steven Caldwell for £250,000 and make him captain.

I wonder why the Argentina Premier Division's transfer window closes in 10 days. Why not at the end of the month. It goes without saying that we need two top centre halfs now, because if he leaves next week we're going in to the next few games with Perch and Williamson. It hints at a personal matter too, if he goes he goes, I'll have fond memories of one of the calmest defenders I can ever remember, and lets be honest he's never had a good partner beside him in all the time he's been here. Saylor has had good games but he's never consistent really. Imagine Colo and Woody together man, so when if he is leaving now he's leaving us in the lurch, but I'll still hold him in high regard. The first thoughts of the club will be everyone knows we need a centre half now, and prices will inflate. As for the captain, and a leader, Jonas is vice captain so its logical that he'd assume the captaincy.

that's mint.

thanks Gemmill I'll do that. I'll put it on here when its all sorted, if anyone wants to chuck in a couple of quid, anything would be appreciated.