McFaul

I don't want to sound like a miserable cunt, because this only happens once every few years, but I've felt fuckin depressed today. All I've thought about is losing me fatha and how long it is till I die. My outlook to the future has completely changed in a year as it would for many people with similar circumstances. I keep thinking, what the fuck happens when I die? Is that it? Or do I go to purgatory cleaning some posh mackems windows while I get cracked with a whip for 100 years for my life time offences. 10 days after my massive Op to sort my brain out last year, I had a lot to drink then the next day I collapsed in my future mother in laws house I lost consciousness and it felt like I was dead with nothing else. I was brought round when these ambulance people came. I never used to think about the next life, or is there one, or have I been too much of a cunt in this life to potentially have another one. Maybe this is our only experience of any sort ever and we just don't exist when it comes to our human end. I'll be alright tomorrow, I'm nee schizo, but does anyone else have a few days thinking what's the point in your existence and do you come back as Ghandi or some cunt else in Tibet. I think about who I am a lot. There's plenty people love me believe it or not who aren't even family. I've lost so much though, I am who I am, but I've lost an edge to who I am. I'm slow. Not like Ian Rush thick and slow, but I do things like putting a loaf of bread in a cupboard with my tablets when there's a bread bin underneath. I forget everything. Wor lass telling me to pull me zip up on me jeans in the house, then I'm sat on the bus still flying low. Anyway what I'm saying is when you're someone who now has restricted intelligence, what's the point in who you are, or even worse the many millions worldwide who have down syndrome? Everyone has deep thoughts, but mine lately have been deeper than the lowest part of the Pacific Ocean. I could do with a joint.

Your cock smells of cheese and 4 generations of your family have spent 100 years on the dole in total. Your existence lacks purpose and the fact you're on here "avin a go'ah at wyndin tho-as mags oop." defines what you are.

Utter utter wank. West Ham went in to second gear second half after they went 2-0 up. I have to say we look like we have 10 men when Anita and Colback are playing in the same team. Colback normally gets booked then realises he can't put a tackle in no more cos he'll be off. Depressingly wank that. Absolute imperative that de Jong, Aarons and Perez start against Watford. Worst of all tonight was Cisse. I honestly think that was his worst game for the toon. Seemed to lack interest and when the ball did come to him he was scarily shite.

Anyone would think we were playing a great side. They're alright but more than beatable and I honestly believe this is our most winnable game this season. Mighty Bournemouth won down there with the sensational Leicester, and man for man you believe in your hearts they're better than us? Lot of encouragement so far this season despite the few points and we can win the neet. I'm going for 0-2 to the toon.

Watched Blazing Saddles the other week as it happens. My fav Western is obviously TGTBATU but Blazing Saddles is a genuinely funny show.

A few people have said I'm an extrovert, but its a load of bollocks. Oz wasn't an extrovert and I'm more like him than anyone I can think of.

Nar mate.

Personally I'd like to see what the figures would be for Newcastle upon Tyne alone.

Cheeky. With conviction.

Happy Birthday Alex. In a world full of wanks and message boards full of doilums, you're a shining star.

I met Jack Charlton when I was about 10 in Stamfordham and he gave me an autograph, he was great to me. He patted my head and said "good laerd". A lot more about him than his shitey brother who should support Newcastle to this day.

One thing I will say about Bobby Charlton is this.....what a legendary player he is but he's one of Britain's most miserable dour cunts. Fair enough the Munich Air Disaster will have effected him but still he'd give Rob W a run for his money in the dourness stakes.

Aye I think only a complete wank, who would put an argument up that it snows regularly in the Sahara Desert, could say Rooney is better than Charlton.

If there was chips and batter to go with the body I'd probably eat someone.

True but he was never an out and out striker the way Rooney is today and who are we to say who was better Finland in 1964 or Gibraltar 2015. He was largely speaking an attacking midfielder with the best shot that most of us know of certainly till the 80's.

Well done Rooney for this goal scoring carry on, but for me it's much easier now than it was all those years ago. For starters in Europe there was something like 26 countries in the 60s 70s and 80s, now there's how many? 52? Yugoslavia and the USSR were decent sides. Those countries dissolved and obviously a whole host of weak football countries like Macedonia (pop. smaller than Tyneside) and Azerbaijan became European opposition. Not to mention the likes of San Marino, Faroes and now fuckin Gibraltar ffs. My point is I think Bobby Charlton's record at this moment in time is better than Rooney's. Just my thoughts on it.

I used to like Cliff Barnes mind.

I think I watched two episodes in the 90s and it was so shit I changed channel to watch Bury v Northampton live on Sky. Not for me at all, or anybody my age I know either.

Any bloke who watches The Simpson's is a banned by Cath word. Some 30 odd year old was on twitter about his love for Harry Potter shows films. Some incredible human beings around.

:lol: I swear to god I was talking about this last week. I even did the just for you lady and gentlemen impression.

People who aren't intelligent enough to become fully fledged doctors like you. Having said that even though and you're a feminine gimp even in your best days, full respect to anyone who does that role because we all need them big time in hospitals or they wouldn't function.

No Indians are great, they saved our national health service. People in our hospitals aren't all like you and him below you know pushing trolleys around and filling bags. British Indians are often the most intelligent people in our medical centres.

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No one knows what you're on about you most boring of cunts. As for J69. I think it would be harsh on geeks to call him one. Without doubt a prefect at school and one who gave a whole host of reports back to teachers. He still can't tell me about any Hitler like incidents neither.

Pipe down a bit son.