McFaul

Aye we're going up, got £100 on Gateshead and Spain double. Should be a canny occasion to be fair. I'd be surprised if there's not 3000+

Tunguska? That was a crashed UFO man Too many spliffs in front of the discovery channel I think. Divvint worry we've all been there

Sounds like 2036 will be the one where we really need the brown underpants. Apparently they've done surveys in to the potential impact and we'll be alright in Northern Europe, the path would be allegedly Eastern Russia, China, Japan, Pacific, Venezuela, Colombia, the Southern Atlantic and West Africa would be at risk. Who's going to miss those places anyway? Wouldn't be that bad man. Apparently it wouldn't even have an impact on climate, and wouldn't be that much worse than what happened in 1908.

So what.

Mebeez we should have a TT curfew from midnight to 7am? Then what's Gemmill ganna dee at 5am though? We need some proper rules , no posting if you've been drinking in the house, but you can if you've been drinking in the pub and it's before midneet? Power to the people.

About the same time that Simpson became good enough for an England call up. He's been very impressive for QPR and Villa aside from his turn outs for Tottenham. We paid £500,000 for Danny Simpson, and I have no grudge towards him over Unitedgate, he's no different from most people of his age group from inner city Manchester - thick as fuck, clueless and dopey as fuck. Anyway I think that's his value 500k, and it's almost embarrassing him watching him tweet about England call ups, we will outgrow Simpson as early as this season. He's a decent put on, but no more than that, his level is Wigan/Cardiff/Leeds, he doesn't offer enough going forward, and hides at times to be considered anywhere near England class. Can you seriously imagine "Simmo" scoring the goal Walker did against the Arsenal? Who gives a fuck about a right backs iq or goal scoring abilities? Simpson, like Taylor before him, gets so much unwarranted stick. He helped get us promoted, helped put us 3rd and helped make a formidable rw partnership with Barton last season. I'd hardly say it was formidable. He's a decent put on, but that's all, most MATCH-GOING NON FAKE BOYCOTTING supporters will tell you the same. He's not an outlet, he doesn't like having the ball, that's honestly. Sooner Santon gets a regular game the better for our long term prospects, if someone like Villa are daft enough to give us 3m I'd snap their hauns off. I'm a non-match going, fake boycotting so-called fan but that's a spot on assessment. Simpson is a shit footballer and he's not great defensively either. On top of which he thinks he's a canny bit better than he actually is. Nar you're not, you just want to spend more time with your family which is a good and acceptable reason for not going. People claiming they are boycotting when we're third top, then consider getting season tickets when the price goes down to £207 mentioning no names, they're the true NMGFB's. Regarding Simpson, him tweeting about himself getting an England call up a few hours before the squad is announced, well it's hard to think of anything more cringeworthy. I still don't bother much with twitter Stevie....am I still missing anything ? Aye follow @number9nurse probably the most enthralling experience the t'interweb can provide you with. I didn't ask you to follow me I stopped following you after about 12hours you were that boring! Cue Wacky entering and giving me more grief, again, cos I dared post a picture of me and the Mrs last month! Tbf, I post about 2 tweets a month, I'm only on there to hear what knackers like Barton and Ranger have to say Stop biting man ffs

Stevie, can you sort your sig out please btw? I actually do find that offensive, joking aside. On condition there's an amnesty on any form of praise for scousers, Liverpool FC or indeed Manchester City FC.

"Boss Alan Pardew approaches his 1 year anniversary at NUFC, the Chronicle wants your views on whether he is the right man for the job." His best one yet?

About the same time that Simpson became good enough for an England call up. He's been very impressive for QPR and Villa aside from his turn outs for Tottenham. We paid £500,000 for Danny Simpson, and I have no grudge towards him over Unitedgate, he's no different from most people of his age group from inner city Manchester - thick as fuck, clueless and dopey as fuck. Anyway I think that's his value 500k, and it's almost embarrassing him watching him tweet about England call ups, we will outgrow Simpson as early as this season. He's a decent put on, but no more than that, his level is Wigan/Cardiff/Leeds, he doesn't offer enough going forward, and hides at times to be considered anywhere near England class. Can you seriously imagine "Simmo" scoring the goal Walker did against the Arsenal? Who gives a fuck about a right backs iq or goal scoring abilities? Simpson, like Taylor before him, gets so much unwarranted stick. He helped get us promoted, helped put us 3rd and helped make a formidable rw partnership with Barton last season. I'd hardly say it was formidable. He's a decent put on, but that's all, most MATCH-GOING NON FAKE BOYCOTTING supporters will tell you the same. He's not an outlet, he doesn't like having the ball, that's honestly. Sooner Santon gets a regular game the better for our long term prospects, if someone like Villa are daft enough to give us 3m I'd snap their hauns off. I'm a non-match going, fake boycotting so-called fan but that's a spot on assessment. Simpson is a shit footballer and he's not great defensively either. On top of which he thinks he's a canny bit better than he actually is. Nar you're not, you just want to spend more time with your family which is a good and acceptable reason for not going. People claiming they are boycotting when we're third top, then consider getting season tickets when the price goes down to £207 mentioning no names, they're the true NMGFB's. Regarding Simpson, him tweeting about himself getting an England call up a few hours before the squad is announced, well it's hard to think of anything more cringeworthy. I still don't bother much with twitter Stevie....am I still missing anything ? Aye follow @number9nurse probably the most enthralling experience the t'interweb can provide you with.

Generally speaking, fucking spot on.

His current vein is to make lots of money from transfers and gamble on cheaper foreign imports, it's working for now because he's a lucky fat cunt no other reason.

About the same time that Simpson became good enough for an England call up. He's been very impressive for QPR and Villa aside from his turn outs for Tottenham. We paid £500,000 for Danny Simpson, and I have no grudge towards him over Unitedgate, he's no different from most people of his age group from inner city Manchester - thick as fuck, clueless and dopey as fuck. Anyway I think that's his value 500k, and it's almost embarrassing him watching him tweet about England call ups, we will outgrow Simpson as early as this season. He's a decent put on, but no more than that, his level is Wigan/Cardiff/Leeds, he doesn't offer enough going forward, and hides at times to be considered anywhere near England class. Can you seriously imagine "Simmo" scoring the goal Walker did against the Arsenal? Who gives a fuck about a right backs iq or goal scoring abilities? Simpson, like Taylor before him, gets so much unwarranted stick. He helped get us promoted, helped put us 3rd and helped make a formidable rw partnership with Barton last season. I'd hardly say it was formidable. He's a decent put on, but that's all, most MATCH-GOING NON FAKE BOYCOTTING supporters will tell you the same. He's not an outlet, he doesn't like having the ball, that's honestly. Sooner Santon gets a regular game the better for our long term prospects, if someone like Villa are daft enough to give us 3m I'd snap their hauns off. I'm a non-match going, fake boycotting so-called fan but that's a spot on assessment. Simpson is a shit footballer and he's not great defensively either. On top of which he thinks he's a canny bit better than he actually is. Nar you're not, you just want to spend more time with your family which is a good and acceptable reason for not going. People claiming they are boycotting when we're third top, then consider getting season tickets when the price goes down to £207 mentioning no names, they're the true NMGFB's. Regarding Simpson, him tweeting about himself getting an England call up a few hours before the squad is announced, well it's hard to think of anything more cringeworthy. Stevie make your mind up, you cant be the biggest and bestest, born on the banks of the Tyne Geordie, our fans are better than yours cos we averaged 1000 more in 1972 mug, and then spunk over Man U every other week. I boycotted all things NUFC for 2 1/2 years, the owner was taking the fans for a ride, forced out Keegan and Hughton, got us relegated, sold most of our best players and pocketed millions in the process. However, I, like some others on here, have seen the overwhelming disgust at MA reduce ever so slightly over the past 12 weeks or so. We now have a manageable wage bill, players who work hard and play together, a good band of young internationals, a manager that appears to know what he's doing and the fans have been rewarded with half price season tickets to top it all off. I said 2 weeks ago I will judge MA over the next 2 transfer windows and if I feel like things are still moving in the right direction then I will shell out the full whack for a season ticket again and continue to support my team. That's my prerogative and one I feel is a lot more reasoned than just paying my money and turning up regardless. I know you think you are the oracle on all things NUFC but there's a reason you get laughed off of every other clubs message boards. Change the fucking record man Who's message board have I been laughed off? The irony of you saying that is there's a reason you get laughed off THIS message board. The fact is yes he's taken the piss, but a lot of people stopped going because we're shit, not because of some boycott against Ashley. We all or most of us can't stand him, it was the same in 2008, 2009, 2010 and 2011, but I feel there's a glory hunting element who are coming back because the garden is getting rosier. I don't even mind that but at least be honest, the only reason you're contemplating coming back is because we're doing well, not because any change of policy from Ashley, as HF pointed out 2 days ago. That is fair enough as well, it's your prerogative if you don't want to pay money to watch a club which on the face of it is a selling one but at least be honest. You're far from alone in this regard too, one of my good mates also comes in the NMGFB brigade too, cheeky cunt has just paid £207 on my season ticket and all is forgiven.

RIP

He's shite nuw anyway. His mobility is like a wheely bin with nee wheels. Kluivert mark 2. Been a goodun though.

About the same time that Simpson became good enough for an England call up. He's been very impressive for QPR and Villa aside from his turn outs for Tottenham. We paid £500,000 for Danny Simpson, and I have no grudge towards him over Unitedgate, he's no different from most people of his age group from inner city Manchester - thick as fuck, clueless and dopey as fuck. Anyway I think that's his value 500k, and it's almost embarrassing him watching him tweet about England call ups, we will outgrow Simpson as early as this season. He's a decent put on, but no more than that, his level is Wigan/Cardiff/Leeds, he doesn't offer enough going forward, and hides at times to be considered anywhere near England class. Can you seriously imagine "Simmo" scoring the goal Walker did against the Arsenal? Who gives a fuck about a right backs iq or goal scoring abilities? Simpson, like Taylor before him, gets so much unwarranted stick. He helped get us promoted, helped put us 3rd and helped make a formidable rw partnership with Barton last season. I'd hardly say it was formidable. He's a decent put on, but that's all, most MATCH-GOING NON FAKE BOYCOTTING supporters will tell you the same. He's not an outlet, he doesn't like having the ball, that's honestly. Sooner Santon gets a regular game the better for our long term prospects, if someone like Villa are daft enough to give us 3m I'd snap their hauns off. I'm a non-match going, fake boycotting so-called fan but that's a spot on assessment. Simpson is a shit footballer and he's not great defensively either. On top of which he thinks he's a canny bit better than he actually is. Nar you're not, you just want to spend more time with your family which is a good and acceptable reason for not going. People claiming they are boycotting when we're third top, then consider getting season tickets when the price goes down to £207 mentioning no names, they're the true NMGFB's. Regarding Simpson, him tweeting about himself getting an England call up a few hours before the squad is announced, well it's hard to think of anything more cringeworthy.

Without doubt. The only two players to come out of with any credit was the United Kingdom (and it's commonwealth allies i.e. not those fat fuckin uncle Buck cunts) and the Union of Socialist Soviet Republics. Which means in human history we are a special case, we were anyway, and should be treat as such. Even forgetting about the actual war itself, we had the technology to make a difference to the whole world, but not the manufacturing capabilities of the USA, so we just fucking gave them everything, it's absolutely incredible we gave them things that were actually priceless, yet the USA still charged us for 50 years for war debts in them arming us. Absolute cunts.

About the same time that Simpson became good enough for an England call up. He's been very impressive for QPR and Villa aside from his turn outs for Tottenham. We paid £500,000 for Danny Simpson, and I have no grudge towards him over Unitedgate, he's no different from most people of his age group from inner city Manchester - thick as fuck, clueless and dopey as fuck. Anyway I think that's his value 500k, and it's almost embarrassing him watching him tweet about England call ups, we will outgrow Simpson as early as this season. He's a decent put on, but no more than that, his level is Wigan/Cardiff/Leeds, he doesn't offer enough going forward, and hides at times to be considered anywhere near England class. Can you seriously imagine "Simmo" scoring the goal Walker did against the Arsenal? Who gives a fuck about a right backs iq or goal scoring abilities? Simpson, like Taylor before him, gets so much unwarranted stick. He helped get us promoted, helped put us 3rd and helped make a formidable rw partnership with Barton last season. I'd hardly say it was formidable. He's a decent put on, but that's all, most MATCH-GOING NON FAKE BOYCOTTING supporters will tell you the same. He's not an outlet, he doesn't like having the ball, that's honestly. Sooner Santon gets a regular game the better for our long term prospects, if someone like Villa are daft enough to give us 3m I'd snap their hauns off. You can shove your soopa fandom up your arse tbh. Doesn't make my point any less salient. Your point is about as salient as my arse. For MGNFB's we see this point of view all of the time from armchair fans. Simpson will never be good enough to play at the top of the Premiership let alone England.

Help me here people is this supposed to be satirical? I thought it was but twitter is full of people posting this as a serious picture I think it's a fair enough message. If you want to be anti-poppy, then you're free to move to Switzerland or Ireland and live there. Northern Ireland? NI is in the UK. I know many I'm all for the poppy. I'm all against the all Garnett school of telling people to fuck off back home. And I would hope the soldiers who died at war would be too. I bet there's not one person on here has first hand experience of a minority kicking up a stink about poppies. We had gurkhas fighting on our side ffs Funnily enough I have many, many friends who are Gurkhas. aye the famous Peaturlea Gurkhas To be fair I agree with some of what you have said however.

About the same time that Simpson became good enough for an England call up. He's been very impressive for QPR and Villa aside from his turn outs for Tottenham. We paid £500,000 for Danny Simpson, and I have no grudge towards him over Unitedgate, he's no different from most people of his age group from inner city Manchester - thick as fuck, clueless and dopey as fuck. Anyway I think that's his value 500k, and it's almost embarrassing him watching him tweet about England call ups, we will outgrow Simpson as early as this season. He's a decent put on, but no more than that, his level is Wigan/Cardiff/Leeds, he doesn't offer enough going forward, and hides at times to be considered anywhere near England class. Can you seriously imagine "Simmo" scoring the goal Walker did against the Arsenal? Who gives a fuck about a right backs iq or goal scoring abilities? Simpson, like Taylor before him, gets so much unwarranted stick. He helped get us promoted, helped put us 3rd and helped make a formidable rw partnership with Barton last season. I'd hardly say it was formidable. He's a decent put on, but that's all, most MATCH-GOING NON FAKE BOYCOTTING supporters will tell you the same. He's not an outlet, he doesn't like having the ball, that's honestly. Sooner Santon gets a regular game the better for our long term prospects, if someone like Villa are daft enough to give us 3m I'd snap their hauns off.

About the same time that Simpson became good enough for an England call up. He's been very impressive for QPR and Villa aside from his turn outs for Tottenham. We paid £500,000 for Danny Simpson, and I have no grudge towards him over Unitedgate, he's no different from most people of his age group from inner city Manchester - thick as fuck, clueless and dopey as fuck. Anyway I think that's his value 500k, and it's almost embarrassing him watching him tweet about England call ups, we will outgrow Simpson as early as this season. He's a decent put on, but no more than that, his level is Wigan/Cardiff/Leeds, he doesn't offer enough going forward, and hides at times to be considered anywhere near England class. Can you seriously imagine "Simmo" scoring the goal Walker did against the Arsenal?

Simpson better than Kyle Walker . That easily makes the top 50 classic J69 lines.

Rodwell is the only one who shouldn't of those names. Cahill is well out of form and walker isn't as good as Simpson never mind micah richards Walker's easily better than Simpson. Goes without saying. I was nearly tempted to change my signature to be honest.

I was looking at the odds on England winning of 11/4 and I thought fuck me that's a canny price at home, but then you look at the squad Spain have picked and you just think we might as well not turn up. There used to be a thing on Fantasy Football years ago with Frank Skinner, and that other mug, called Old Football was crap. They'd show you examples of players being shite, Pele missing open goals etc.... My point is this, this Spain team would beat Brazil 1970 hands down, people say you can't compare era's. Why not, I refuse to believe that skill wise Brazil were better than this team, and as such, in my opinion this Spain team are possibly the greatest international team ever. Their second eleven would probably be the second best side after their first eleven. An UNBELIEVABLY talented squad, shown by the fact Enrique can't even get in it for friendlies. He's better than Arbeloa who plays there nuw and then, and certainly better than Monreal, he was better than Capdevila too so fuck knows what their problem is with Enrique at least we now know it's got fuck all to do with Newcastle when he's not being picked while with the dippers too. I fear it could be embarrassing for England on Saturday neet.

A serious contender for the shittest football chant in history is the Manchester City small time fans song for Edin Dzeko. It goes "Edin Jeko oh Edin Jeko oh...." and THAT is it Edin Dzeko oh. It hasn't even got a tune. Small time championship club with championship like support.

You've always been backwards. I tell you what you missed four weeks and you've still nearly caught me up. I'm absolutely shit. Time to predict with the head and not the heart, Liverpool and Tottenham would be bottom 3 if all my scores came right.