McFaul

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Well lots of demand to get Paul Wyn back on here, but it must be remembered his greatest sin on Toontastic was posting ladies gymnastic results and asking every fucka how they were EVERY SINGLE MORNING. However I appreciate the fact he's been involved in more kidnap cases than Dempsey and Makepeace, and also is a fat racist woman hating cunt. So there's pro's and cons but alls I want to do is to hear the man speak end off...... Thoughts....

Never been in since about 1998, used to be full of posh cunts. Not somewhere I would go very often like. Unless I was going to the Valley Junction. Not been there for ages either though. That's full of posh cunts as well Without doubt it's a flaw in who I am, but I'm weary of exceptionally posh cunts. One of my mates brought his pal out from his uni days, he turns up, I'm mortal and I was, other people well served too, and this posh cunt turns up with a fake smile talking about fiscal policies and didn't have one drink in two hours. I've got the scene in Trainspotting in my head where the American tourist comes in the pub asking where the bathroom is. hahaha "hey Stevie nae more scags". It doesn't matter how much we fight and struggle we're gonna get nee where with these. I feel like going to church and praying for these to be removed somehow, because they're eroding every bit of ambition and sense of stature we've ever had every transfer window with every move. Imagine FFS pulling some of the stunts these have. Imagine him pulling the name down even, and he wouldn't have shifted Level 7. I honestly don't know what we can do Heres a suggestion. Why not use Twitter ala Barton and get all clubs / fans to sign the petition re safe standing at football grounds and get the 100,000 votes needed to get MP's to debate it. Im sure there is already a fans body that looks at this and with all the footballers / football fans / journos etc on twitter, Im pretty sure thsi could get to 100,000 very quickly. That's only one of a myriad of problems though, we had a perfectly modern solution in L7 even the council piped down. Imagine Newcastle are Cheryl Cole in stature comparatively speaking, we probably were in 2003 in the CL, now imagine she changed her make up artist, he's always pissed, is a right knacker, stinks of piss and has shakey hands. She goes on stage looking like a fuckin cats been on her head, her fake tan is streaky and her blusher makes her look like a clown. Everyone thinks she's a joke and she's lost it. That is the best analogy I can give to Mike Ashley's Newcastle United.

Never been in since about 1998, used to be full of posh cunts. Not somewhere I would go very often like. Unless I was going to the Valley Junction. Not been there for ages either though. That's full of posh cunts as well Without doubt it's a flaw in who I am, but I'm weary of exceptionally posh cunts. One of my mates brought his pal out from his uni days, he turns up, I'm mortal and I was, other people well served too, and this posh cunt turns up with a fake smile talking about fiscal policies and didn't have one drink in two hours. I've got the scene in Trainspotting in my head where the American tourist comes in the pub asking where the bathroom is. hahaha "hey Stevie nae more scags". It doesn't matter how much we fight and struggle we're gonna get nee where with these. I feel like going to church and praying for these to be removed somehow, because they're eroding every bit of ambition and sense of stature we've ever had every transfer window with every move. Imagine FFS pulling some of the stunts these have. Imagine him pulling the name down even, and he wouldn't have shifted Level 7. I honestly don't know what we can do

I'll have that un.

HERE WU GAN.

I said we'll come 12th, I think we will, said we'll come 12th last season and we did, agree with all of that. We badly needed a striker and someone at centre half, although not heart broken we didn't get Ridgewell.

He was the one abusing you from being from Northern Ireland, and saying you weren't proper Irish because you weren't from a "rebel county". Born in Cork, clearly a bigoted supporter of terrorism, brummie accent, ginger goatie, slaggin the toon off, and he expects no fucking abuse the stupid cunt?!?! The only prejudice I displayed was saying I'd rather live in Boro than Birmingham.

Apart from the squad being worse than 08/09, it's more balanced if more threadbare imo. If we go down I'll give you £100 for a charity of your choice.

Never been in since about 1998, used to be full of posh cunts. Not somewhere I would go very often like. Unless I was going to the Valley Junction. Not been there for ages either though. That's full of posh cunts as well Without doubt it's a flaw in who I am, but I'm weary of exceptionally posh cunts. One of my mates brought his pal out from his uni days, he turns up, I'm mortal and I was, other people well served too, and this posh cunt turns up with a fake smile talking about fiscal policies and didn't have one drink in two hours.

Look at his head man. Maybe he did it in support of Holland last June. Doubt it though.

Never been in since about 1998, used to be full of posh cunts.

Absolute nob this kid like, am sorry but he is. 40/60 Sunderland, Fulham, Stoke and Villa. Do one mate. It's just based on squad strength per today, I know we've already beaten Sunderland & Fulham, but there was many lucky circumstances for why we did so. Anyway this were pretty shitty predictions I acknowledge that. The lucky to even draw one amused me, seeing as though of the 6 games against those three we only lost fucking 2, with a squad no better or worse than this one. You're an idiot. I wouldn't go if I didn't expect to beat Fulham, Stoke, Sunderland, Aston Villa at home, and amongst the teams we can't beat Chelsea last season 3 games no defeats. Sort yourself out son.

Sneak view pic taken this morning, I'm actually in favour of it changing to this like.

How low must have our offer been for Fulham to beat it? Just says it all really. Was all just for show. Craig David, as he'd be known as in Nigeria, said we offered him better terms, someones lying. Mebeez Decka told him to say that, knowing we'd end up spending fuck all because of the shit terms on offer.

Absolute nob this kid like, am sorry but he is. 40/60 Sunderland, Fulham, Stoke and Villa. Do one mate.

Total and utter bollocks, I wouldn't have had one player other than him from West Ham's team, including Parker who I was glad we were rid of the first time.

So is Messi and he cuts in from the right too.

As I said earlier he's a high scoring right sided player not an out and out striker, I'd be amazed if we get him, but I can imagine the conference call with Ashley when he checks wiki if we do. Ah fort you sayd e wuz a stwiker E is aint e? Faakin no you stewpiddd caaaannn

Two mickey mouse clubs, one in London, one in the North, if you're a foreign cunt you'd be inclined to choose London.

Ruiz is a mint player I've probably watched Twent 6 times in the last couple of years, and he stands out head and shoulders their best player. However what EVERYONE is forgetting is, he's not an out and out striker never has been, he plays there now and then, but he's more an outside right in the old sense of the meaning, that's where he almost always plays in their formation, but that's not to say he couldn't do it in a classic 442.

I was the referee Dear me there's absolutely NO DOUBT you'll know me then if you reffed ever on a Monday.

This cunt is someone with an alter ego, I bet it's someone with a first class honours degree, or a hill climber like Renton.

Wi yee?

Same age as me, 33. He must've been a shite footballer because if he played at any level I probably would've been aware of his existence. Played with him a few times. Slow and fat but looks like he probably used to have a bit of techincal skill when he could actually break into a jog. He also kicked the shit out of aanyone on the opposition who dared break into that aforementioned jog. Bit of a mouthy fucker actually. He used to play down at the JJB Soccerdome a few year back (might still do), he was shite and his only contribution to the game was a torrent of verbal diarrhoea towards the referee. What neets did you play?