McFaul

Aye pmsl

I love him. Glad to see you figured out you were thinking of some one else... Wasn't Mertesaker the bloke who was absolutely solid for Germany all through the World Cup last summer? Mind you, it's not like England caused him any concern. He's fuckin shite, awful at Real Madrid, he's definitely not the answer. Ask Isegrim he'll tell you. It's not impossible for Arsenal to come 6th this season. per mertesacker never played for real madrid stevie, youre thinking of christophe metzelder, who is indeed shite and now pretty old. PM is 26, has 75 caps for germany, is massive and is quality. will be a beast of a pairing with vermaelen You're right actually, the one at Madrid was Boumsong levels of ineptitude.

I love him. Glad to see you figured out you were thinking of some one else... Wasn't Mertesaker the bloke who was absolutely solid for Germany all through the World Cup last summer? Mind you, it's not like England caused him any concern. He's fuckin shite, awful at Real Madrid, he's definitely not the answer. Ask Isegrim he'll tell you. It's not impossible for Arsenal to come 6th this season.

The kids profile statement: Stand up if you love Burnsie, Stand up if you love Burnsie... ''Take it Like a Fan'' Star Penalty Scorer at SJP and all round NUFC mad lad!!!! More cringeworthy than when J69 went on about having a massive cock even.

He's the type of kid who would actually revel in being in the groovy gang. #rodneytrotter

He is one of THE biggest bell ends I've ever seen on the net. Not because he's abusive, even though he can be, more because he is the classic school geek in every single regard. He's like a cross between Mr Logic oot the Viz and Bungle off rainbow. "Lets get Burnsie Ben trending lol" him saying that The same kid was on Sky, he scored a pen on "takeitlikeafan" at SJP, and he sounded more mackem than Mickey Grayuh, turns out he's from Washington when I asked him. I said his accent was a bit mackem, and he came back saying I was a disgrace to NUFC, and he was going to start a campaign to get me off twitter fucking hilarious. He really is arguably the most gimpy kid I've ever seen on the internet, and now he's claiming to be an ITK saying things like "I'm hearing Maigo is in the Copthorne" when what he means is some cunt else on twitter is saying that he's repeating it, the definition of fuckwit that kid. He's just making up shit for attention like they all do - the thing is with other ITK you may not always be able to tell - but this guy is so far up his own arse it's unreal. It's annoys me. He once tweeted that if he could get 100 followers by a certain time he would give the Sir Bobby Robson foundation £20. I don't know if he ever did but I doubt it. I followed him at the start cos he put his pic up and I though ah that's that mackem gimp off Fenners tenners. I had to take him off very shortly afterwards cos I was upset that someone like him even exists. "Unrivalled whopper", as MacToon put it. He makes Nick Kielce look like Britain's most interesting man, he really does, that's not even an exaggeration.

He is one of THE biggest bell ends I've ever seen on the net. Not because he's abusive, even though he can be, more because he is the classic school geek in every single regard. He's like a cross between Mr Logic oot the Viz and Bungle off rainbow. "Lets get Burnsie Ben trending lol" him saying that The same kid was on Sky, he scored a pen on "takeitlikeafan" at SJP, and he sounded more mackem than Mickey Grayuh, turns out he's from Washington when I asked him. I said his accent was a bit mackem, and he came back saying I was a disgrace to NUFC, and he was going to start a campaign to get me off twitter fucking hilarious. He really is arguably the most gimpy kid I've ever seen on the internet, and now he's claiming to be an ITK saying things like "I'm hearing Maigo is in the Copthorne" when what he means is some cunt else on twitter is saying that he's repeating it, the definition of fuckwit that kid.

Di Canio chinned one of his players tonight being shown on Sky soon.

Rarely has a bloke needed a blow job and or a good cowie more than yee. Ye depress me.

Besty's right but look at this. We had 21 or 28 Oba femi Martins. Surely this is 22 or 62 Mohamed Bangura. If he looks 22 I look aboot 16.

Does this sound like a manager who wants to be in the JPT Trophy?!??!?! In other words cheers for putting the money in to it, but we don't care and could do without extra games. Bradford have a new manager and won 4-2 on Saturday, I think 21/10 is worth a go, along with Bury who are much better than shitey Crewe, Exeter who will win and want to win purely cos they're playing their most hated rivals, and Luton at Hayes & Yeading. 10a pays £132.

It's not even a question that Tiote was signed on Graham Carr's recommendation it's a fact, and I'd guess he'd have been responsible for Marveaux and Cabaye. It's not just a question of ah he's canny, watching a few video's, Carr sounds like he's been in France talking to people all last season and watching them, because March time last year Pardew kept piping up "Noocarthew have identified targets and in France our reputation is sky high with top players straining at the leash to sign for us", Carr will have been fundamental in that, and I mean who's ever fucking heard of Miagi or whatever from Sochaux, I haven't -0 Graham Carr will have been looking at these all year. I guarantee it. He's been a brilliant asset for the club.

Well it's got fuck all to with Derek and Ashley's judgement. They couldn't judge which hole to put their cock in to them two cunts. I think Graham Carr is a fucking unsung hero, he'll have been behind most of this. IMO Carr's doing fuck all. Anyone who watches football if someone said "name 20 up and coming full backs" Santon would've been in everyones top 10 first down easily. Hardly a scouting coup, Carr's came up with fuck all bar people everyone else knew about. Jan>Aug, money to spend 0 strikers found 1 day before the window closes, Our Scouting/Transfer teams dire. In all serious like not to sound like Deadman, But santon has been listed as a wonderkid in footymanger along with neymar and co since 08/09 Judging by twitter half the cunts haven't even heard of Santon which is ridiculous, but Carr clearly brought the french contingent in, and I think the best scouting find in English football for the price, considering no one had ever heard of him, and he didn't even play every game for Twente, was Cheikh Tiote. I think he's been a brilliant asset for the club.

He has but Phillip Lahm does alright and rarely uses his left foot, am sure he'd have no bother fitting in.

Without meaning to go all Deano, a starting XI of Krul, Enrique, Coloccini, Taylor, Santon, Gutierrez, Tiote, Cabaye, Barton, Ben Arfa and Carroll would have been a bit tasty. As good as Tottenham or Liverpool imo.

Well it's got fuck all to with Derek and Ashley's judgement. They couldn't judge which hole to put their cock in to them two cunts. I think Graham Carr is a fucking unsung hero, he'll have been behind most of this.

With Ben Arfa, Cabaye, Tiote, Abeid and Santon, forgetting even about Krul, Vuckic and Sammy, this regime by accident in my view may have created a canny little base which could be here for years IF the club is sold to an ambitious new owner.

Have to admit I am a bit wary about him adapting to the Premiership. I struggle to think of many Italian defenders who have performed well. Daft statement that though, there's hardly any Italian decent defenders played in England. Dossena went to Liverpool and was wank well before he arrived in England, Materazzi done ok at Everton but he was very young, improved and became a world cup winner and Pistone had nee where near the calibre this kid does. Italians are known for being shite defenders eh

Well without sounding like a mug I reckon I can say with a certain authority, we've signed THE best defender the club has bought since Jonathan Woodgate. He's too good for the toon 4fs, but whoever managed it, fair play. BRILLIANT signing.

I'm rarely here on a friday night, but I don't think I've had a crossed word with anyone on here for a year! Brock the other night? Well to be fair I'd got in from a heavy night of all sorts, and saw being a heed the baal towards me and reacted, then apologised. Very rare event Brock's areet for a Berkshire bamp anyway. I think Rugby League was always a Northern sport, but not this far north, always got the impression that posh people play rugby union and scruffs play rugby league. That might because RL's hardcore base is the M62 corridor, and it's arguably the tunnel of the country with the biggest amount of bamps. Merseyside, Gtr Mancs, Lancs, West Yorkshire and Humberside. 9m people struggling above the poverty line.

His mind might well be elsewhere to be fair. Its actually a sad state of affairs that we have no-one even close to replacing him in the squad though. He said the kids alright now though, everything fine. He can't still be going on about that, it's been fine for weeks.

Well she's better than fucking Fatima Whitbread anyway.

There ye are. Oh aye spot on Stevie Incapacity benefit isn't some new fangled drunks allowance. I think the Sun might have had a front page headline by now if drunks got paid extra purely to buy more drink. "you jewish cunt! "

There ye are.

I'm thick, yet I'm the one thinking a footballer would call Avram Grant a jewish cunt on twitter. pmsl ahahahaha there needs to be a word very similar to doilum but like a doilum times ten to fully describe your crack. It used to be about £80 a fortnight or something as Chez said.