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Same age as me, 33. He must've been a shite footballer because if he played at any level I probably would've been aware of his existence. Played with him a few times. Slow and fat but looks like he probably used to have a bit of techincal skill when he could actually break into a jog. He also kicked the shit out of aanyone on the opposition who dared break into that aforementioned jog. Bit of a mouthy fucker actually. He used to play down at the JJB Soccerdome a few year back (might still do), he was shite and his only contribution to the game was a torrent of verbal diarrhoea towards the referee. He sounds just me to be honest, except never been dirty in my life.

Didn't Besty start this rumour up a few hours ago? ahem I mentioned this last week!!!!!!

Gignac's alright he's not that bad as people are making out, had a mint season at Toulouse a while back, he's better than nowt.

Same age as me, 33. He must've been a shite footballer because if he played at any level I probably would've been aware of his existence.

I'M STILL LAUGHING, that a professional journalist with one of the most important jobs in an organisation with a daily reach of at least 300,000 people, asked an Italian international if he'd ever seen a mackem in Milan to amuse a section of mongs in our support. Sorry for putting a after my post like J69 does when it's not funny, but it's fucking hilarious what his thought process is, and it just goes to show he has no one above him to monitor his articles, because NO FUCKING EDITOR on earth would've allowed it.

Deano? Too much maturity in Deano's posts, I'm discounting that one.

How many times a day do you reckon Ryder checks this thread? If you notice, even when no one posts in it I bet the views figure goes up 20. Some of them will be him. I'll shut up though in case he gets Paul Robertson to write something about cyber bullies upsetting poor Lee again. I'm totally convinced he reads it, may even be a sleeper cell posting under a name we'd never guess.

We think we have it bad. Least we have signed players. Everton fans are lucky if they get a loan or free transfer every season. They're an over-achieving mickey mouse club though. However, I can't imagine how they must feel, we're critically in need of a good striker we've got the money, there's plenty around fucking put some bids in you specky fiend.

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Up the with Rob W for the anecdotes.

May wait till fucking January because the prices are going up?!?!?!?! What!??! you've all fucking summer you cunts.

Someone call A&E!!!!!! Someone has gassed Stevie man! Best finisher in English football, scored 6 this season.

Straight up and don't laugh, I'd take Sewpa Kev for the season rather than getting no one.

Has Renton ever been to Washington DC does anyone know?

Aye Leicester Tigers regard themselves as the Manchester United of the Rugby Union world. Spot on about the smug, posh bastards keeping it their's, sad in a way because playing for England in the WC or even the Five Nations gave you more recognition in the rugby world than anything you could do in Rugby League. Even the Scots who play Rugby Union are snobby stuck up twats from places like Galashiels. Aye, Scotland do really well because, when you're only picking posh sweaties, you're talking about a small gene pool To be fair I've never seen as many posh cunt residents in one place in my life than Edinburgh.

Aye Leicester Tigers regard themselves as the Manchester United of the Rugby Union world. Spot on about the smug, posh bastards keeping it their's, sad in a way because playing for England in the WC or even the Five Nations gave you more recognition in the rugby world than anything you could do in Rugby League. Even the Scots who play Rugby Union are snobby stuck up twats from places like Galashiels.

I'm rarely here on a friday night, but I don't think I've had a crossed word with anyone on here for a year! Brock the other night? Well to be fair I'd got in from a heavy night of all sorts, and saw being a heed the baal towards me and reacted, then apologised. Very rare event Brock's areet for a Berkshire bamp anyway. I think Rugby League was always a Northern sport, but not this far north, always got the impression that posh people play rugby union and scruffs play rugby league. That might because RL's hardcore base is the M62 corridor, and it's arguably the tunnel of the country with the biggest amount of bamps. Merseyside, Gtr Mancs, Lancs, West Yorkshire and Humberside. 9m people struggling above the poverty line. It was created in those areas because at the time (and until much later) Union had a strong amateur code. Although Union is very much a working class game in Wales (you did used to get players making the crossover into League from Wales though, to make their fortune). I remember even when we were growing up making the cross between Union to League was like changing from Muslim to Jew, and it was like Superman, once you changed you can't go back, even though he did. Jonathan Davies was one of the first big players I remember doing it, did Martin Offiah too? Then they relaxed the laws. Just shows how draconian RU must've been for decades though.

The best most plauisble link I've heard today is for Di Natale, he is a fuckin class striker, should be Italy's main striker. Udinese are not a big club, oot the CL, £8.5M being mooted.

Now forgive me I know most of you find it funny but I've been reading it on Twitter for 3 days about this mackem in Milan pish for Santon. Personally, it's been done to death, and was never that funny to start with. For Lee Ryder to come out and ask him if he's ever seen a mackem in Milan is just embarrassing, basically cheapens and already massively flawed paper, which was once upon a time worth reading. Imagine a proper journalist like Henry Winter or Paul Nunn (RIP) writing a story like that. It's like me signing for Inter, and the Inter journo asking me if I'd have ever seen rossoneri in the toon "have a fuck" oh dear. OH DEAR. http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/newcastle-u...72703-29333568/?

The thing I love about deadline day is at some point today someone will be bid for that we haven't even considered.

If we end up with DJ Campbell or someone like Jelavic i'll be fuming, the Freiburg lad seems a class option.

Bellamy to QPR would've loved him here, he'd have been worth 10 points to the mackems tho

Look at Demba Cisse's stats on wiki 22 in 32 bundesliga games last season and 4 in 3 this season, Freiburg are shite too, get him signed. 10m euro's is what £8.5m, and Frieburg want £13m, fucking pay it, 26 goals in 36 games in one of the top leagues in Europe, playing for relegation strugglers, total no brainer. If you're reading, pay it you fat bastard!

The boards only principle is get as much money as possible for outgoing transfers, and pay peanuts for new recruits. Anyone who believes their planning is more strategic than that, is deluding themselves. They've been very fucking lucky so far.

According to Burnsie Ben a black footballer has just has a shite in the Marriott. Could be good news.