McFaul

you fucking mentalist Different world doon there man, different people, different tastes.

He was jock wasn't he? Good knowledge that like. Maybe Johnson was an average sprinter massively enhanced by drug usage for his whole career, and who's to say Maradona didn't do a few lines before every game? Totally different having a cheeky bit of toot before you go out and play a game of football to having performance enhancing drugs like. I'm telling you now if someone like Peter Ramage had a few lines before every game it would improve him 30%, England caps the works. I remember one of the dodgiest nights of my life, I was about 19 or 20, been SNORTING speed all night, loads of us were seemed a good idea at this house party young and very fucking daft (divvint yee dee it Kevin it's the worst thing ever), anyway in the morning I had my 11 a side Sunday league game, I was proper fucking paranoid, but I got the ball off our keeper and I beat the whole team on my own, took the ball round the keeper empty net and hit the post. People who haven't seen me for years always mentioned it. I wouldn't have dribbled round the whole team if I hadn't have been snorting speed all night, so I think it is an influencing factor in sport massive, any amphetamine/coke drug is.

Back. Rind off. Unsmoked Grilled - but only cos it's healthier fried is just as nice Well done warbys sliced bread always buns are nee good with bacon nee butter broon sauce

As I pointed out on twitter some bindipper from Huyton who spells we're as where, needs to pipe down with this pseudo-intellectual pish. Just looking back through his tweets there he was begging the journalists to go on hold the back page. Why? All this Barton is good value, no he's not, he says very little of interest and as I've maintained for 4 years is a mug, even though he was worshipped by clueless mongs. If half the younguns had've seen a player like Peter Beardsley they'd understand the word legend.

Dont know whats worse. Keegan in red and white or Keegan speaking Jorman!!! Ah he's speaking German. Howay Parky, what's he saying, or better still Isegrim. Think the headline says the three happiest years of his life were in Hamburg.

http://www.ndr.de/fernsehen/sendungen/spor...rtclub2569.html What's Keegan's crack about the toon here, sounds fucked for me.

Tis aye, tweets once every 6 weeks about being stuck in a traffic jam approaching the Tyne Tunnel.

Lee Ryder calling The Fish a mug the irony.

He looks really uncomfortable like. I forgot how wank this show is, what a joke.

Matthaus says they're pure shite, wasn't just mind games, he was saying Bulgarians have two good games and they think they're Messi, they have no grasp of reality, and England are the biggest draw for any home team in Europe, only 20,000 fans are there in a 43,000 stadium, so aye 0-2 or 0-3, no conservative tactics please Fabio foot down and fuck them. Petrov is their best player, say nee more.

Apparently in order to get a striker you have to actually bid for one, or bid for one with the intention of succeeding. Amazing though isn't it? Even when Sochaux though there was a slight chance they could lose Maiga they implemented a plan & got in another striker. Obviously holding on to the star man. Making 11th hour offers to clubs overseas is never going to be successful because they won't get the paperwork done in time & everyone knows it! Like I say Super Mac is adamant Fulham have said no toon bid was even made. I believe it too.

In the words of Sick Boy. FUCKIN SAY SOMETHING HUH!!!

Read the wiki page of Alexey Mordashov, the world's 24th richest man. howay son sort it oot.

Going to "The Welly" tomorrow night at Riding Mill, probably is my favourite pub in the North East now, been loads of times this year since spring. Perfect place to take your lass, or a family occasion, nice and chilled, beautifully decorated the foods fantastic, if you haven't been go honestly.

I've heard it's cold and white, the people look like Finns but even more boring than them. See Kassu on Newcastle Online. Might as well go to St Petersburg if ye ganna gan there.

Apparently Super Alc was saying his friends at Fulham are absolutely adamant we never even bid for Ruiz, he said on the legends knowing the club could ban him if they could prove he was lying.

Who's this daft cunt? One of Sniffer's mates no doubt.

Ye naa what a think looks tacky, the black and white wall at the back of the Gallowgate, and there's a bit in the leazes, near where the corner meets Leazes proper.

I think no, this pic is from 96 and it's not there. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Bulgaria...a_Euro_96_A.jpg That's the Milburn that pal. It went up in 93 or 94. I vividly remember a game against Liverpool which would've been 7 wins out of 7 but Pavel fucked up an Ian Rush shot, and it was up then, that was 94, cos I gave me fatha my seat at the back of the leazes and I had me mates in the front row and remember looking up at it.

Shield Gazette... a better source of info about NUFC than the EC. http://www.shieldsgazette.com/news/local-n...moval_1_3734326 Cheers mate. Steve Wraith in that article. Never met him , that I'm aware of, is he as big a tool as he comes across in that? Peasepud likes him, type of bloke who's intelligent enough to show people are variety of faces imo. All my experience of him is slyness when I played against his team, comes across as some sort of self appointed peoples voice, not one person can deny that. "I broke the news on twitter six weeks ago, because when it comes to Newcastle United I'm an all powerful, all knowing figure head, universally respected from Boldon to Morpeth there ye are."

Four good points in a week now this.

He never reacts to what people say the bloke. He's like dehumanised. I know it's a horrible thing to say, he comments on things and I don't think even he knows why. Like nee character or soul, and in my book that's ODMF like Timothy McVeigh

Merged but the poll didn't work! Put the contents of the poll in a regular post and I'll whack it in this thread! Paul Wyn should we get him back? Aye the obese Blakelaw based doilum, could be a giggle Could be a giggle but a wronguns a wrongun as far as am concerned

Angry Steve 23/06/11 - Dan Gosling will not play more than 90 mins (total) of competitive football for the first team before Halloween. Ant 21/06/11 - We wont sign any single player for a double figure transfer fee as long as Ashley is here. 22/08/11 - if we don't sign a decent striker by the end of the window we will score 25 or less by Christmas. Ayatollah Hermione 04/07/11 - If Sunderland beat us at the SOL this year, I'll get that new awful home top with Ameobi 23 on the back of it. We won one nil Chez 07/06/11 - We'll have a better playing staff at the start of next season. It was agreed we did. Christmas Tree 29/05/11 - Spurs are finished. They are on the way down with no CL money. They'll finish below us next season. 30/05/11 - Barton wont play for us again Barton played against Arsenal on the opening day. 04/07/11 - Joey Barton to be Captain Coloccini announced 08/07 04/07/11 - There will be lots of transfer activity this week. Nobody was signed. 17/08/11 - CT denies predicting the above. He predicts HF could prove him wrong. HF proved him wrong the same day Typically, CT's official predictions on Barton contradicted each other, even before they were proved either way. CleeToonFan 05/06/11 - We will beat Sunderland twice next season without letting in a single goal - On target Cunterhead 18/08/11 - From October we will never be in the top ten all season. Dr Gloom 29/05/11 - pardew sacked before christmas after a holocaust of a start to the season Ewerk 04/07/11 - I predict we will sign one £10m+ player in this transfer window. We never Fish 29/05/11 - 15th @ Xmas 29/05/11 - 13th @ final day Gejon 04/06/11 - I will eat my own bollocks if Nolan signs for West Ham this summer Nolan Signed on 16/06 Happy Face 30/05/11 - Pardew won't be sacked this season. Irrespective of performance. 22/06/11 - We won't finish any higher than we did in 10/11 in 11/12 Jamie_Gordon 25/05/11 - BEN ARFA will be number 10 next season He is, not sure when it was announced JawD 04/07/11 - we wont spend the £35M on players, including wages or not (not taking into account outgoing players as well) We didn't. JonTheMag 18/08/11 - Cabaye will have at least 7 assists. 18/08/11 - We won't have a single player score more than 10 goals. 18/08/11 - Ben Arfa will make less than 15 league appearances. 18/08/11 - Nile Ranger will spend some time this season at another club, either on loan or as a transfer. 18/08/11 - By the end of the season, at least half of our starting 11 will speak French. 18/08/11 - We will make it to the semi-finals of a Cup. 18/08/11 - Lovenkrands and Best will be our starting forwards for at least one league game. 18/08/11 - Vuckic, Ferguson, and Sammy Ameobi will score their first Premier League goals for us this season. Ranger will not. Jusoda Kid 04/07/11 - we'll be lucky to spend ten million of the AC money We didn't Kitman 17/08/11 - Pardoo will be gone by xmas. LeazesMag 22/06/11 - We won't finish any higher than we did in 10/11 under Mike Ashley McFaul 30/03/11 - Turnover will be at least £95m this season without any doubt, the profit will be between £8m and £15m, I'll bet you now. 21/06/11 - Chelsea will win the league by at least 6 points. 21/06/11 - Newcastle will sign someone like Woodgate but not necessarily him, but over 30 as back up before 1/9/11. We didn't 21/06/11 - Argentina will win every game they play in the Copa America in 90 minutes. They won 1 out of 4. Knocked out in the QF. 21/06/11 - We'll have signed 8 players between 31/5/11 and 1/9/11. Cabaye, Ba, Marveaux, Abeid, Obertan, Santon, Elliot 21/06/11 - When this window closes Nile Ranger will be at a club within 50 miles of London, possibly someone like Brighton or Watford, and in the near future will fall foul of the law. Still at Newcastle when the window closed, but been in the naughty chair for bruising some fella's chin. 21/06/11 - Mackems will beat us at SOS in August. We won one nil Papa Lazaru 22/06/11 - We won't be relegated 22/06/11 - We'll have a better home record than last season (more points/more wins) 22/06/11 - We won't win more games away than last season 22/06/11 - At least one of the new singings will be injured pre-season and miss the big kick off (i know this is a no brainer to be fair!) Only Ben Arfa was unavailable for selection on the opening day. 22/06/11 - Not including Neil Taylor we will sign at least two more players that aren't free Obertan and Santon. PaulR9 04/06/11 - Nolan has agreed a deal to join West Ham He signed on 16/06 Peasepud 06/06/11 - if we spend over £10m on one player I'll run round the Strawberry naked We didn't. 06/06/11 - bottom 3 by Christmas Sammynb 04/07/11 - More than one of Enrique, Tiote, Colo or Jonas will be sold within 12 months. 04/07/11 - At least one resulting in "to late to find a replacement" and "an offer to good to turn down" statements. StoneColdStephenIreland 04/07/11 - Whoever gets appointed captain at the start of the season (Coloccini) to be sold by September 1st Still here. 16/08/11 - Barton to be gone by the end of the transfer window Gone 16/08/11 - sign no players before the upcoming Mackem game. None signed Tiote's Nutz 30/05/11 - We will spend 20mil plus [in the summer window] £300k wasn't it? 22/06/11 - We'll finish 7th and win the FA Cup TicTacWoe 03/07/11 - Wenger's last season as Arsenal manager. ToonMarshy 18/08/11 - Barton joining Nolan at West Ham before the end of this window Close but no cigar...QPR Plenty of updates. Who else did we sign btw Stevie, that makes you think you should have that one? Remie Streete from obscurity.