McFaul

Horrible, useless, disgraceful, greedy, devoid of any pride greedy Yorkshire bastard. In the name of god go!

ha You know who I meant, John Menzies is no longer around anyway.

Smoked about 150 tabs in a week in London, after I'd been off them three months, haven't had one since a got back in Newcastle, am fuckin so ill, got the Nevitts and St Kitts, and feel fucking miserable. Not starting again ever, it'll be alright by Wednesday I hope.

He'd probably get let off in this country on some political correctness ruling. Have a look at the size of the island on google earth, there's literally no fucking where to hide it's about 300m by 200m. Does anyone know how he gave himself up? I don't this is the thread for crack like, and whoever is DEADMAN have a fucking word with yourself eh? If Deadman is a real person, then he'll have no problem holding a "I AM DEADMAN" bit of paper up in a pic. Shot and wounded by police. The Norwegians are such huckles. They really fucking are. Can you imagine a Norwegian football hooligan, I've been around them before and they're too peaceful for their own good. If it was wor police we'd have just killed the cunt n ask questions later, like John de Menzies

Last time I stayed in one I was about 5 years of age. Me fatha was working on Torness Power Station near Dunbar, and I still remember we'd go up for a week at a time to this place called "Coldingham", and it was aptly named, such a depressing freezing cold place and I can honestly remember it vividly from when I was 5.

He'd probably get let off in this country on some political correctness ruling. Have a look at the size of the island on google earth, there's literally no fucking where to hide it's about 300m by 200m. Does anyone know how he gave himself up? I don't this is the thread for crack like, and whoever is DEADMAN have a fucking word with yourself eh? If Deadman is a real person, then he'll have no problem holding a "I AM DEADMAN" bit of paper up in a pic.

THIS. Most 100% spot on comment in this boards 11 year history.

First of all I'd like to say I'm disappointed that MF automatically presumed that there was a high likelyhood of derogatory comments made about another football club, being written by me! Secondly I have to say this cos it gets on my tits....Rangers and Celtic hardly EVER get mentioned on here, why? Because NO ONE cares. You are two clubs built on bigotry, who had never averaged over 40,000 in one season before the 90s. Newcastle have an infinitely more loyal larger LOCAL fanbase than both, and me personally I look down my nose at them. They're IRRELEVANT. I have more interest in Boro and Leeds than talking about them. As for the pro-Celtic bias, it's a given that both sets of fans are complete wanks, there are some gooduns from both sides, but bigotry is something that will never leave the west of Scotland, because it's so much a part of the culture, it's more intwined in the Scottish ethos than getting critical drunk even. There is no Celtic bias, because not one person cares, both are looked down at by the majority of people on here, and so they should be. All I once said about Celtic was they have marginally less wanks than Rangers, in my experience.

so you are basically doing the same thing she is doing...only more discreetly..... Stick to choppin trees doon with lumberjackets and big boots on eh pal.

I wear one of them in Wallsend tbf. There's something 'not right' about a few of them and the Wallsend atmosphere plays no part of it! Stevie needs to do some wrong'un detective type snooping on that nation in my opinion. Wallsend is the only town in Britain where I've driven past a man having a shit in the street. At 10am. What a great post A shit? In a street? Eh? Did he have bogroll with him.

Sat opposite a posh as fuck couple in their early 30s the lass is ugly as sin, clearly rates herself though and the fella is half chinese/half english, 5 mins to York, hopefully they get off there. Pair of them sat muttering about their kindle. A pre-requisite of life should be to be down to earth. She keeps pointing her paper going "oh I hate people like this" going on about some teenage mother with 5 kids, she's only jealous cos looking at her moy she never got her first shag till she was 26.

You only had to see the mugs at Darlington to know this isn;t the worst idea in the world. Not often I can say I'm embarrassed by our supporters, but it really really was ASBO central the away even forgetting about the pitch invasion.

They won 3-0? Best one I heard today, "Arsenuww pwobably av the fawf biggest fanbase in the world". 15 years ago our fanbase was bigger than their's. Disagree Whitehurst, maybe you know more proper Arsenal fans than me, but Ian Wright has it right the vast majority of them are not proper fans.

Man Utd have 1000000000000 times better fans than Arsenal. They're just so fuckin generic. They'll debate the current side, how they gonna replace their midfield, how they gonna cope without "Cesc", Wenger's economics degree hindering their acquisitions, their insistence on blooding younguns, but when it comes to debating the culture of the club, the support, the history of the club etc....like Newcastle fans do, and fans of all proper clubs do, then you will never ever ever meet a more clueless bunch. I'm sick of fuckin London already, my company 90% support Arsenal literally and they all think they're mint, seriously there's not one with a degree of humility and they fuckin hate it when I mention things about Arsenal they haven't got a clue about. I'm not gonna generalise about all Londoners being the same, but fuck me, the utter arrogance of them beggars belief. They're more than willing to talk about Newcastle, you notice here that Newcastle fans are vaguely respected and we're worthy of being discussed (and its a feat with these arrogant tossers believe me) but this sums it up "I'd love it" "Keegan" "Ashley's done a good job" "Carroll werent wurff firty five million" "you might stay up" "you want your managers aaht wivvin free weeks" if I worked in London full time I would get sacked for common assault. Anyway up in 9 hours for more fun and fucking games. PaddockLad also raises a good point they won next to fuck all for 30 years, more than any club, Arsenal have benefitted from the modernisation of football, they were no where near as big as Tottenham when I was growing up, the ethnic boom in London coupled with it being accepted for tarquins to be football fans has created this monster of a club, and that's what they are. Fair enough they never murdered anyone Arsenal, but at least Liverpool have some passionate fans even.

Shut up you fucking mug. 1 religion. If Sunderland was a true religion, you wouldn't be jealous of Newcastle. I don't see any muslims being jealous of christians and vice versa.

I tried to do that on the pitches at Ryton (beside that Stargate Chippy) and ended up putting a greenhouse window in. 1-1 at the time got so much stick. Saw those Brazil pens at work on youtube. They're so incredibly bad I honestly don't think it's out of the question to suggest it was a fiddle. They were arguably the worst pens I think I've ever seen.

If I hear the word Arsenuww again this week I swear I will kill someone. Arsenuww, Arsenuww, Fabwegas, Arsenuww, Wenger, David Dein, Nasri, Arsenuww, Fabwegas, Arsenuww, The Gannuz. I never had any feelings for Arsenal really you know before I started working in London but everyone supports them, honestly it feels like in London if you added up all of the fans of all of the clubs other than Arsenal it wouldn't equal Arsenal's support. The only problem with this is none of them have a clue, so I came out with it today, "your support is shit full of tarquin mugs who didn't know what football was before Sky". Went down like a lead balloon, "cam back when you've won samink", fuck off, massive clubs don't go 6 years without winning a trophy, they are also rans who won't spend money, I'd rather we won fuck all and have the heart and character our support does than have a million mugs in the same city who know fuck all about football, and have less knowledge of their club than I do. These fans deserve to win FUCK ALL. I'm starting to agree with Danny B, even fucking Tottenham have more passionate, and a profile support than these wanks.

Al Bundy isn't it mass murderer?

Wifi on the train is wank. This is a nightmare train journey, I had endure 10 posh as fuck mugs, in cycling gear absolutely killing my head, they had a conversation in a prince charles accent for 15 mins about fuckin french pate!!!! Talking deep and as posh as possible, so a says to the guard, theres nee one in first class, brummie doil tried to charge me 25 quid - fuck that. Now I've mopved opposite a quite yank who looks like he's done an Al Bundy, reading what looks like a very distrubing book called "Disciple - Dark God" where do these people come from? Oh dear. Proud to be a Northern Bamp!

Pup's brother is the same, he's nearly been thrown off sites for constantly abusing the mackems. My brother hates them but reckons he's seen nowt like it the way GG goes on with them when he was grafting fro him, pelting half clemmys at them on the sly when their passing and pissing in their milk in the bait cabin. Justified behaviour in my opinion. How daft cunts from Newcastle can go for a night out there beggars belief, and the odd one does. What an incredible bucket of shit of a place.

Aye ye reet been to Elland Road loads of times, they're fuck all like us, they'll actively go looking for it. They absolutely hate us as well, probably second behind Man Utd, and are utterly convinced they're at least as a big club and support as we are. Probably the biggest delusion in football. Good job Leeds wasn't on a Friday night, because it would've been carnage. It's always the same in summer there are far far more offs no one can be arsed to fight in the winter, most the big wars start in summer time.

Whats the internet connection like for a laptop on the train?

Sammy's gonna get ya! I've played against him before and lets just say he was so shite that only Newcastle would try to develop him. Fucking Mag vermin, fucking hate yee. One of the better ones, too. They can't help themselves in the end though. They are an oppressed people, bitter as fuck. Ask any Tyne shipyard worker about them then stand well back from the blast. Me fatha is a life long toon fan. He's not as passionate as me, but probably gets to 5 or 6 games a season, but he loves the club always has. He didn't go from 1970 to 1985, but I rekindled his passion a lot because once I'd been to me first game I used to beg him to take me to every one. So anyway, he's got Newcastle in his heart. He used to work for Pressie's in the 80's and 90's who were one of Tyneside's biggest employers, and it was absolutely crawling with mackems. He'd always have a bit banter with them. He was a crane driver on the tower cranes, and on the day the toon actually could've won the league had Boro beaten Man Utd, and we'd won he had to work. Anyway he comes down his tower crane, what must've been half way through the second half of Toon v Spurs gets to the bottom this mackem grits his teeth at him "getttin ya mag bastards ye losing 1-0", me dad said he'd never seen anyone with a more evil, frenzied hatred look on their face ever, he still remembers it 15 years later. He naturally wanted to kick fuck out of the cunt, but he's more of a gentleman than me, but it really upset him and it wasn't an isolated incident. It would've been a fantastic thing for Newcastle to win it, but this mackem summed it all up. They're horrible bitter, twisted, scummy, jealous, scumbags. I fuckin hate them, and their true colours ALWAYS come out always.

Sammy's gonna get ya! I've played against him before and lets just say he was so shite that only Newcastle would try to develop him. Fucking Mag vermin, fucking hate yee. That being the case why come on this forum and act like a retarded inbred fuckwitt.....unless of course its because you are a retarded inbred fuckwitt Ironic considering the 500 retarded inbred fuckwits who felt the need to invade a non-league team's pitch last night. Small time fuckers, how embarrassing. Who's the cunt from Consett here? Me or yee? I would lay money on you being ugly as fuck.