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J69's developing a personality I think.

Aye but ye naa someone like Smith, my day is spoiled when I hear he is starting, but Shola I think ah whey it might be a day where he's actually gonna put some effort in, cos at least HE CAN BE good. Tha attitude towards him was summed up by the kid next to me, got in 3:01 as a dee, "what's the minutes silence for???" - the kid "Shola's startin" that sums it aal up for me.

ahahaha 9/10. Needs to be a touch more patronising.

I remember when Tottenham bid £6m for him when Hoddle was manager, would've been best for his career and mental state if he'd have went there then, such is the cult hate group which surrounds him.

Fuck off wages!!!!!!!! Cunts. Do they think we are fuckin mental patients? Nolan and Campbell have left, which imo would cover the 3 big buys so far and their wages, so how the fuck do wages come in to it? Con merchants, horrible cunts. Come on Ashley sympathisers answer this one.

I mean look at this... even J69 thinks its wank. Aye you're right, even it was in the days when Bullseye was getting 15m viewers that it hit the screen, and there was fuck all else on. Oz's son even watched it if you remember because Oz brought him back an American Football jacket and got the wrong team, and Oz said what about Nyoocassil United and the youngun gans "rubbish" somethings never change eh?

Also 300,000 Rugby Union players, and 285,000 registered Rugby League players. As I said American Football is one of the biggest disgraces in modern society, you have to be a seriously boring cunt to appreciate it.

300,000 within the M25.

Totally backdated and ignorant views about typical rugby players the majority of the rugby players I know are bang into their football aswell, even the big fat props who can't play the game still enjoy watching it. We even play football in the off season to keep our fitness up. Nobody goes on about how much harder rugby is then football, we're expected to take hits in rugby. Someone slide tackling you and wiping you out when you're running down the wing and you're not expecting it hurts a lot more then a big tackle. The only time I take the high ground over footballers is the way footballers talk to the ref or their own players, honestly, it's a fucking disgrace. So basically your whole argument is that American Football is better to watch then rugby because it's more tactical? Honestly mate, it's not better. Rugbys full on end to end for 80 minutes, there's too many stoppages in your sport for it ever to be big over here. Besides, you're underestimating how tactical rugby actually is. Fair enough we don't have as many calls as you do, but who knows maybe of we had a few minutes to discuss it may be a more technical game, instead your fly half, hooker or scrum half makes a call and you're supposed to know exactly where the ball is going, and how it's getting there. Sounds like you're just bitter because rugbys abit more popular. I'm 17... and i'm talking from experience, like I said I only know 1 real rugby fan, everyone else prefers American Football. I say it's better to watch because it's more tactical, more physical, and more people over here (as well as in the US) watch it on television, and the Wembley games show that 90k people will turn up to a regular season game. I genuinely believe American Football is bigger over here, but I guess that's just because i'm younger and haven't been brought up with the typical "I onli lyk da british gems because da amerikans dnt lyk our sports " (Ironic when they have the biggest real football amateur leagues and noone outside the commonwealth plays our sports that arent normal football). I don't hate rugby, I just don't like most rugby fans attitudes, when theres a reason noone cares about Rugby outside the World Cup/Arguably Six Nations, and the club scene is pitiful. I guess i'll watch my sport with the other millions of people and you watch yours with your thousands of people, okay? Must be your location, I've lived 33 years and known one American Football fan and he is a closet homosexual, 37 noo and he still won't come out, that's why he's so angry all the time. On the other hand I know quite a lot of rugby fans, wouldn't say I'm a fan but if I'm doing fuck all I'll stick the Rugby League on can be quite exciting. American Football is a stain on the word sport imo.

Did they fuickin hell pmsl hahahahaha what game was that Rob's testimonial or the 3-2? That's like playing God Save the Queen before a Celtic game? Regarding Papavasilliou, can you remember those Papa is a geordie t shirts?

FFS I truly hate time without league football, at least there are some friendly’s going on, which of course won’t be streamed i think Scottish Fitba back in a couple of week don't worry. Even some SPL would do!!! Fuckin hell. Was so desperate for football last night I backed Kilmarnock in running 1-0 down at Linfield last night, got 7/1 they came back and won 1-3 Think Celtic will win it by 10 points next season. McCoist will be a fish out of water with Rangers.

Nee Smith neither. Drogba is the bet at 14/1 if he plays 30-35 games, those odds should be 4/1 imo. Gonna stick an e/w interest bet on Ba, 40/1 rude not tee.

Seriously, I'll never understand why anyone bothers with other toon forums. Fucking good effort Tom

Eh? I'm not concerned at all, I'm just exposing holes in your story. You insuated you'd had more up your nose than Daniella Westbrook "in your youth", I ask you what you've had and you're unnecessarily evasive. Why?

Agree with every word. I wouldn't cry if they did a Matthew Harding. Probably in his will to leave NUFC to Steve Cram though the FAT BASTARD.

pmsl You know what, that was my fault, I was insistent the lad was Paul Wyn, and fair play he proved me wrong. However, when that pic went up, after everyone posting something every 30 seconds in the thread the pic went up, and nobody said anything for 8 minutes. If they were like me it will have been cos they couldn't breathe for laughter. The back of my head was hurting so fucking much with laughter. One of my favourite toontastic moments that like.

So what exactly did you "do"? Bass Shandy?

I don't hate London like, and I promise this is not a generalisation, people from London think they are better than people from the North, even the skint dense ones. They look down their nose at us something rotten. That said they can be funny cunts.

You said you did all sorts when you were young?

When you play the WUM role though you need to get to the funny bit now and again though. I used to wind Renton up something rotten on here, subtle little things I would say, and as intelligent a lad as he is, it took him a long time to realise it. Childish I know. When it's about the toon and we all want a better future it's just being deliberately offensive especially, and this is the key thing cos everyones entitled to their opinion, but there's no pattern or consistency in his views. I think my views are positively consistent. Again, point me in the direction of any wummery.....(without generalisations) Umpteen times you've contradicted yourself on here regarding transfer policies, and that might seem an ambiguous thing to say, but am not trawling threads to find a specific example, but even yee must acknowledge that is a regular theme. Like I say I NEVER respond these days because am aware of your agenda, as I've told you before I've got a mate, who is a good lad as it goes, but a total wank with regards to this Ashley business as he knows how much it winds me up. He even did it today, all is forgiven because of a good youtube of this Abeid.

It's hilarious how someone from Chester Le Street who used to pop pills on a weekend can be so snobby. Especially someone who's fashion sense is more Vancouver 1988 than Newcastle 2011.

When you play the WUM role though you need to get to the funny bit now and again though. I used to wind Renton up something rotten on here, subtle little things I would say, and as intelligent a lad as he is, it took him a long time to realise it. Childish I know. When it's about the toon and we all want a better future it's just being deliberately offensive especially, and this is the key thing cos everyones entitled to their opinion, but there's no pattern or consistency in his views. I love good, modest people me Well they say opposites attract.

When you play the WUM role though you need to get to the funny bit now and again though. I used to wind Renton up something rotten on here, subtle little things I would say, and as intelligent a lad as he is, it took him a long time to realise it. Childish I know. When it's about the toon and we all want a better future it's just being deliberately offensive especially, and this is the key thing cos everyones entitled to their opinion, but there's no pattern or consistency in his views.

I read in the Lonely Planet there's about 600,000 people on Crete and 1m+ guns I've been to Crete like, went to this place for a trip called the Samarian Gauge, beautiful place like but fuck me, I saw this scorpion, and shit mesel, easily the claimed size of J69's cock. Murder for creepy crawlies the greek isles. Was going to do that walk when I was there until I realised it was a four hour drive and the trip was heading off at 4 am to miss the worst of the heat. I did a smaller, much quieter gorge walk though that came out at this beach (Ayiofarango or something - it means Holy Gorge). It was amazing. I did it on my own as wor lass wasn't having any of that when she could be sunning herself. It's a really beautiful place. The inland mountains look a bit like the Lakeland fells, although they're a canny bit bigger. I love how everywhere you go they give you a shot of Raki and have one with you. We went to this place at about tea time for a coffee / ice cream and as it was quiet (think the lass working there was bored) the waitress had about 3 shots with us in the space of half an hour. I'm definitely going back. I was just 11 years of age when I was there like but I remember how class that Samarian Gauge was it hasn't really got a comparison in this country, felt like being on Raiders of The Lost Ark well the last one I forget its name. As for where we stayed I think Chania was shite, and Heraklion was too built up for a beach holiday was pretty shite, was nee Paphos or Ayia Napa that's for certain. Heraklion was bombed during the war which is why it's such a clip now. Only really explored a small bit of Crete though as I was only there a week and it's so big / difficult to traverse with it being so mountainous. I stayed on the south coast. I've read about other places / seen photos that look amazing though. Elafonisi for example. I think in general in Greece it's best to get off the beaten track like. Aye there's a few modern monstrosities there like. There's a NUFC connection to Crete do you know what it is? Nah, unless Georgiadis or Dabizas are from there (just guessing). That's where we signed Papavassiliou from, he looked mint against Hartlepool pre season....

Ah here. A naa what it is, it's Tuesday. He gans to the Sl-ea-puz in Boldon, will be even worse later on.