McFaul

What year did you undergo your Saatchi corporate re-branding from 'alanshearerisgod'? Not me boss, I was Geordie Fish before taking a Sean Parker-esque decision to drop the "Geordie" and just keep it as "The Fish". Was that yee how stupid of me. How could I not make that connection. I always presumed it was some lonely old man.

He's a good lad, very much my type of kid, probably more so than anyone who's ever posted on here. The site doesn't work on his iphone nee more sadly.

PAULWYNUPDATE Mac-Toon who used to post on here, canny lad, latest is Paul Wyn threatened to rape his wife and kid, how far can he go before he crosses a legal line. PaulR9 you'll be one of the first cunts to read this what do you think of such comments?

The main and perhaps only semi-realistic hope of someone new winning it is Murray. Lump on.

Got banned from Newcastle Online for 2 weeks in 2006, so I came over here. Everyone hated me, so I went back, then got banned again this time for good off N-O in 2007, and came back with more diplomacy.

Canny bet???? That's a fantastic bet, who's that with?

Was 4/1 for Murray, Djokovic, Rafa and the kraut getting to the semi's through their route lines. Only question mark is against Murray imo.

I got in the ground 5 past 3 cos I underestimated the queues once people left the bar, and stood at the back of the aisle behind the goal. I remember speaking to you on the way, you were on the tube and singing pissed out of tune haha. Martins nearly got a last minute winner right in front of us. It was a great day to be out watching football like, sun was beaming. I'd probably had a few beers on the way like! Only decided I was going the night before Would of probably liked to go back to The Boleyn Ground, despite it's flaws, I reckon the new stadium will be gash. It'll be like watching Gateshead man.

The median age is about 28-29 then going off this. Wonder what it would be N-O.......... WEEEEEEEEEEEEP WEEEEEEEEEEP WEEEEEEEEEEEP WEEEEEEEP WARNING....

I got in the ground 5 past 3 cos I underestimated the queues once people left the bar, and stood at the back of the aisle behind the goal. I remember speaking to you on the way, you were on the tube and singing pissed out of tune haha. Martins nearly got a last minute winner right in front of us.

Aye there was bother in that pub after the game, bother in Kings X too. Lush day though, sure I remember Dean Ashton getting both their goals early on, Martins got one back and then Geremi had one deflected off his head for 2-2? I seen Jonny2J randomly, I think he only recognised me because of my daft hair & Keith on the back of my shirt Aye I missed both of them cos I was at the fuckin bar! You were beside Alan weren't ye front row? I won't go back to Upton Park view is shit from that away end it's too shallow.

I know what his argument is. It's just incredibly flawed. Remove the Nolan and West Ham aspects from the article and youve got 2 lines that I agree with, ie "Newcastle cant class themselves as a massive club purely because they get big crowds, it needs to be based on success". Im interested thopugh Chez in how you can argue Marveaux has pedigree when hes done nowt for the last couple of seasons, is 25, cant make the French team and is currently injured. Yet you compare that to a player who has proven his worth in the PL on more than one occassion at more than one club. Or is the criteria French = pedigree? I know this is a very ambiguous statement, but he can't be shite if LIVERPOOL wanted him. No needs to mention JH btw.

Thanks. I'm a very young 43 in my head I think everyone would say that on here apart from Tecato who would probably say he's a very old 25, to which some would agree no doubt.

I think it's more than lad you feel if sources are to be believed.

fuckin hell

In fact no because then in December we'd be in the 34-51 bracket with Peasepud, Gemmill, ROB_W and Christmas Tree

Fuckin hell when you put it like that I'll be in the 36-40 bracket in 2 and a half years

Last time I went was 2008, they were fucking great outside that Queens pub down from the tube boiling hot day. 2-2 draw. After the game all dead canny then the toon fans started drifting away and there was only a few of us left, I was staying down there as I had work on Monday in London, and they turned in to right arseholes, "so you fink you're a big claab then" - "bigger than yeez", they started getting fuckin lairy good as gold when there was as many of us aroond. I'd like to think we've never been like that.

I'd love to see West Ham stay down, I'm not going for all this similar working class background to us pish, they're fucking nothing like us. The rest of London is embarrassed by them.

West Ham more potential Five Facts about Newcastle and West Ham West Ham have never averaged over 35,000 in their history, Newcastle have averaged over 50,000 18 times. Newcastle have six league titles West Have none. Newcastle have finished in the top four five times in the last 17 years, West Ham have finished in the top four ONCE in their history Newcastle United are based in the centre of one greatest great cities, West Ham are based in one of the biggest shitholes in London and are surrounded by two of the biggest clubs in the country Newcastle play in a fantastic football arena, West Ham are moving to an arena that isn't and never will be condusive to football Newcastle are at their lowest ebb and remain the third best supported club in the country, historically there are five clubs outside of the top flight with better support than West Ham What a fat useless cunt.

There is, you can just imagine him saying "that basturrrrd Barnes." I picture him doing that noise / twitch thing and downing a whisky before posting. and giving it that evil smile after he's pissed someone off.

The son of a very good friend of mine has broken in to the England Under 16s set up, so pleased for him, really nice kid too, very well behaved though and doesn't drink, he's not got a club yet but I've told Nick if he goes to SAFC I'll disown him! I'M NOT claiming to be Graham Carr, but the first time I saw Owen play he was 11, and I said at the time he'd make it, never seen a kid quicker with absolute control over the ball.

There is, you can just imagine him saying "that basturrrrd Barnes."

I can't think of a really quick team who have ever went down. West Ham 03 possibly but at home their pitch is too small to fully utilise pace. Remember that side we had at the start of 98, fuckin hell, I remember playing the BLUE DIPPERS in the FA Cup Barnes and Rush heading the attack iirc, was like two wheelie bins with no wheels. That's why we only scored 35 that season, nee pace.