McFaul

It's probably a thread for Mad On The Cocks/Dafydd this because he's probably been on both sides of the fence.

Yed feel like stabbing them like wouldn't ye? Big Dunc had the best idea though just battering the cunts and sitting on them till the OB arrive. I don't know what you are supposed to do, I wonder what the official government guidelines are! No doubt make them a cup of tea and discuss the error of their ways. It's wrong, we're all programmed to be territorial and invading someones hoose just isn't on, look at cats if another cat even has a piss on their area they fight tooth and nail and fair play to them.

I'll be putting a 2 doon on me coupon then

Donno yet, we got nee subs like, Nick is playing though. How many subs ye got? Not going out drinking till then like, dread to think how bad me fitness is ganna be haven't played an organised game since yee played for me. Me weight went right doon but noo its right back up again. How many kids on your team are better than yee? The one thing we'll be is well organised.

Find oot the neet, nee where near me proper team this mind, so I want a rematch if we don't win.

Swedish 4th division? My brother drinks in the Dublin Southsider on Sodermalm who have had a sunday team for years. They've done quite well for a team stacked with ex-pat alkies from Ireland/UK etc. If i'm not mistaken, they now play in the Swedish 4th division. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/K%C3%B6ping_FF There ye are. Don't think we'll have much competition on this one like.

Looks a big cunt like, but 21 games in European football, 12 of which were in the Swedish Fourth Division, mmmm bit come doon from looking at Baggio and Bergkamp in 1995 like.

Clearly one of the great minds of our time. A sad loss imo.

On one of them I remember Bobby Moncur's crack about winning the Fairs Cup, was class. He such was the Hungarian's domination we could've been 10-0 down at halftime against Ujpest Dosza and it was only 2-0, and Joe Harvey walked in and says what's the matter, he says foreigners they're aal soft as shite, attack them and they'll fall to pieces like a pack of cards and that was it, he turned roond after 20 seconds and walked back out smoking a tab, 30 mins later we were 2-3 up.

Aye he was sat in the Milburn Boxes, Bob Stokoe was on it too, he couldn't talk properly. I can't remember who made the team pretty sure Tommy Craig was one of them though for some reason.

The only one I've manager is der der der der der der der der der GEORDIES!!! I bet someone out there can do fart to the tune of Never Gonna Give You Up by Rick Astley though, I would actually watch BGT if someone like that ever appeared.

What was that song again? Oh Jesus, I can't remember. And Stevie, that Kenny Wharton game rings a bell. Might've been the one where we broke our duck against MacDonald as he had a 100% record against the club (as player and manager) for a long time iirc. I had that MOTD Newcastle video years ago, ye might've had the same one, I always got some type of toon video as a stocking filler, and iirc there was another 1-4 on it with Super Mac as manager. We must've been main game on MOTD Keegan's first season, Fulham had Ray Houghton and other class players and they tore us apart, and I can believe that record like, he got a hattrick against us for Arsenal on the same video. Aye, I'd love to know where that went. Best one I had was actually a Warner Brothers one, 90 minutes of the history of the toon, focussing on the likes of Bill McCracken and Hughie Gallagher, up to the days of McGhee and Quinn. Pornstar backing music for some reason though.

What was that song again? Oh Jesus, I can't remember. And Stevie, that Kenny Wharton game rings a bell. Might've been the one where we broke our duck against MacDonald as he had a 100% record against the club (as player and manager) for a long time iirc. I had that MOTD Newcastle video years ago, ye might've had the same one, I always got some type of toon video as a stocking filler, and iirc there was another 1-4 on it with Super Mac as manager. We must've been main game on MOTD Keegan's first season, Fulham had Ray Houghton and other class players and they tore us apart, and I can believe that record like, he got a hattrick against us for Arsenal on the same video.

The one where we had 31 shots and they had 4, yet we lost 1-4, was actually a class game. There was one just before my time where we were 1-2 down in the 90th minute Super Mac was Fulham manager at the time, and we won 3-2 Kenny Wharton getting the winner.

"Do you recognise this voice?" "awww haway man Paul man, lerris gan, me shift starts in half an hoor like man..." "Yes thats right, its Martin, the lad you held hostage for a week" Dudududduuuuuuu :icon_lol: :icon_lol: I can just hear the music as the guest walks on as well, reliving that little anecdote, with Eamon or Aspel.

Arguably the shitest game I've ever been to from both sides. Also I think it's possible that it was the coldest I've ever been at a football match.

Well the reason he sacked fat Sam was he "wasn't enjoying it" I remember him making his mind up after being bored out of his skull at a game against Wigan around Boxing Day, so regardless what people think of Ashley, regardless how clueless he is, and the antagonistic decisions he's made, I think he is a football fan, an perhaps his ultimate aim while he's here is to actually shut a few people up before he sells it. He'll always be a barrow boy fat cunt however.

I disagree there like Barney he cost us a good few Harper imo. All young keepers make mistakes look at Given against Coventry.

I don't think Harper would have come flapping at the cross that Alex scored from at Stamford Bridge. You really think we'd be better off shot of him? Definitely he's so incredibly slow. Neville Southall was faster at 42 at Bradford.

It'll be like finding a needle in a haystack though.

Because it's bullshit. I can see your critics' point, sometimes. Likewise, I thought Stevie described you to a tee. What did I say about Lucky Luke?

I think he's a decent shot stopper, but his kicking and distribution is shite. That isn't so much of an issue in the SPL, but in the Barclays Premier League you need to keep the ball even more so or you might not get it back straight away. The last keeper we had who's distribution was so poor was Gary Kelly, he couldnt even reach the half way line. I'd take the money me, I know Lambert said he'd play for England, but Krul has a good shout to claim the Holland jersey long term. Please sell Harper though ffs.

COAB???? Cowgate Official Aggro Boys? What is COAB? More Michael Aspel than Nicky Campbell.

He never ventures further than Cowgate Roundabout so I've been informed. I'd say Paul Wyn...this is your life, and put the Eamon Andrews music on me phone. "...In 1999 you kidnapped an 17 year old boy working in Safeway in Newcarssel...." Nar I'd ask him if he was Paul Wyn, and ask him why he enjoys upsetting young women, black people, and why on three occasions he's threatened to rape people's partners, children and mothers. What would you do?