McFaul

This kid Noonie who used to play for me, about 5 years older than me biggest babbie you ever saw in your life, 6ft4 18st, the definition of attitude, he used to do that Barney if a decision went against him, he'd pick the ball up and drop kick it miles off the pitch. Was funny when we were young, but it's amazing how your perception of people changes when you get older. What a mug.

He'll end up like that Bellion.

Carroll is worth more than £35m if he's worth 20s - fact. If we paid £20m for him, I'd be gutted to be honest. Liverpool could easily fall flat on their faces.

I've never been a dirty player, ever. The only time I have, have been revenge missions. This old cunt (smoggeordie will remember), wound me up in a previous game we played against them, he was SUCH a mug, and he shouldn't have got to me, but I told all the lads am ganna dee a Begbie in the first second of the game against him, I did and I got sent off. Lot of politics in 5 a side leagues, but I've never been dirty. Am worse with me own team than I am with the oppo, calmed down a lot last few years though, but had loads of fall outs with mates for bollocking them for being pish, I just like winning. The cunts you mention it's funny how they never do it against lads who are as big or bigger than them, seen types like that all me life.

Aye there's a bar just up the road a bit from the Ibis, like a rough n ready pub but it's 70% gay, it's actually areet. That wine bar isn't bad on the main road as well along from the Naval College.

Cheeky lunchtime beer at the Birds Nest on Deptford Church Street then, cracking little pub. Problem solved. Could be a winner You're on the doorstep for Blackheath, got nee idea why you's would want to drink in bampy Deptford or Greenwich when The 'Eef is 10 mins walk away. Because it'd be his lunch hour and he's working round the corner at Deptford Creekside. Keep with it! He'll be falling off roofs and everything if he goes back pissed. I never get this red carpet treatment off yous and am down all the time

Cheeky lunchtime beer at the Birds Nest on Deptford Church Street then, cracking little pub. Problem solved. Could be a winner You're on the doorstep for Blackheath, got nee idea why you's would want to drink in bampy Deptford or Greenwich when The 'Eef is 10 mins walk away.

Was so obvious, and am definitely having one of Chez's points if he does go there.

The fella is twice the size of me, but ginger. If you go to Stratford you are a mug, it's miles away and this guest hoose is absolutely perfect. 2 boozers within 3 mins walk too, one of them a good mix of charva's and posh fanny. Shoppin Centre two mins walk away, and your work ten mins away. Here ye are ring this number 02088527373. The rooms are excellent really are, sky telly the works. £30 I mean 4fs. Ask for Liz, she's really canny.

It's about 3 stops on the bus nee more than 10 mins travel to Deptford

Aye!!! Here, fuckin hell av got a belta place for ye, it's Lewisham which is even closer. Absolute belta place! It's only 30 quid a neet as well. Ye get ya breakfast and the rooms are really nice, and the landlady is a lovely lass dead friendly, can't speak high enough of her. Big derby but really lush person. Honest mate you won't get a better deal anywhere roond there, I know it like the back o me hand.

FFS. How can ye tell it's pre-season

FYP

The only way any of the lads involved would consider dropping it is if he did the following. Made an open apology to everyone on twitter. Made a new thread on here apologising to everyone on here for trying to make them feel sorry for him before we all realised what a scumbag he is. A twitted apology to Suraj. A sincere apology to Wayne Routledge for racially abusing him three times. An apology to an Irish lass on twitter for saying all Irish deserve death An apology to some kid who he said he wished his mam was raped Am sure there's more like, but if he could manage that it would be a start.

Why are you so concerned? well i want to know about what you mean since you mentioned the evening chronicle Aye but why? because i post about my board on here then all of a sudden i get people saying they wouldn't piss on my site because of him and you point out to me about his tweets, then you mention he'll be in the chronicle, why? Are you radge?

Why are you so concerned? well i want to know about what you mean since you mentioned the evening chronicle Aye but why?

If Liverpool had thousands of Japanese tourists, I think I'd go there myself to sit in a pub all day waiting to be offered a £500 camera for £25.

Like Shorlock Herms

Why are you so concerned?

So you condone people who use twitter to racially abuse Newcastle players? Frighten women? Talk about raping peoples mothers and tell Irish girls all Irish deserve death? That's up you wor kid, says a lot about you given the evidence presented though. It's like when Ian Huntley gets out of jail signing up here "Hi Ian Huntley here, looking forward to chatting to you all " - "Nee bother Ian lad, welcome to the board, what's past is past, whey aye, wasn't like it happened on toontastic anyway." Oh dear. no i'm not condoning him, i'm just saying whatever he has done in the past has no reflection on my board, and if he is to step out of line on my board then i will act accordingly. I think you have a moral obligation to ban him personally. If they let John Venables on toontastic I'd be getting Craig and Peter to delete my account. He'll shortly be all over the Evening Chronicle, so it would be a major handicap on your website anyway.

Saving his pennies. Do you have a problem with non-drinkers, or just Smith not drinking and still being shite? Not a major problem. They just go in the non drinkers box, littered with question marks against them.

wow that’s ridiculous! did you factor in the fee for buying him too, because that should be divided into every year he’s been here, and we’ll never see any return on that. Well his salary is approx £3.2m a year, been here three years, so that's £9.6m, plus the transfer fee that's £15.8m, for three years of Alan Smith. I remember Alan Oliver saying value for money wise Big Dunc was the worst value for money we've ever had, what a load of pish he wrote, well Michael Owen for £40m definitely gave us more pound for pound than Smith even. Seriously he could honestly be the worst signing the club have ever made, because at least Xisco and Luque didn't impact on the clubs performances as much as Smith did, cos they didn't play as much.

Unbelievable how many messages of praise he's getting on twitter, as I said on there if he looked like Andy Griffin no cunt would like him.

Here's a stat for the geeks in geps, not looking at HF at all here like. Alan Smith's salary last season accounted for 7% of our total turnover. #disgrace.

He doesn't even drink, which in my opinion tells you everything you need to know about the bloke.