McFaul

Fuck Andy Murray. Whoever he plays I support. Money can't buy you a personality.

What about that Moussa Sow, 25 goals in 35 games shows he has something. I've seen him he's like shit off a stick, we should have a go. We're settling for third and fourth best with this striker, when we can clearly attract the players just outside of the top echelon imo, demonstrated with signing two young French internationals, and a third CNZ interested in returning. I don't care about nationalities neither, it's not fuckin Waterloo it's 2011, if we had eleven frenchman, with Sarkozy as manager I just wouldn't care, as long as we were good. I don't care if we never produce a top class geordie again, we just are at a crucial stage in our history we either attempt to hang on to the coat tales of the likes of Tottenham, or we're destined to be a Villa/WBA/West Ham non-entity for all eternity.

Looking at the video CT put up he reminds me of Jonathan Walters If these are the best goals he's ever scored - dear me. PSG paid £7m for him 22 goals in 53 games isn't too bad, but it's the french league, and the lack of interest in him from other clubs is telling. Sounds like this will be a Pardew buy rather than a Graham Carr buy, same with Ba. The only Turkish striker who has ever really been successful outside his home country is Nihat.

This is the kind of knuckle-dragging rhetoric we've come to expect from the Shepherd-ites. Shut the fuck up you economic refugee.

Best looking tennis player ever? She's world number one too, maybe Wimbledon will be worth watching after all. Shame she's a massive WP's fan though.

Return flight fae the toon would be £150 at least?

I would add that, anyone who thinks everything they've done is bad is similarly by definition..................... Everyone who has some level of power over a long period is going to make a fuck up from their true ways and do some good. I mean even Hitler did good, he gave Germany the best transport infrastructure in the world.

Does anyone know when the first direct debit comes out, not checked me account for a month, so it might have already, anyone know the date? I can't even remember how much it is now, we've put in for the 10 year thing, Leazes ticket any ideas?

Never been there, but see that Horton Grange which is close by, robbing mugs, £99 a heed for some scran. I'd be wanting a blow job thrown in with that price, and a voucher for another one at a later date.

Better than Roger Thames and Lennie Lawrence tbh

I will say one definitive thing. Anyone who generally feels positive about what Mike Ashley and Derek Llambias have done since coming to Newcastle United, is by definition an arsehole.

77 it was actually year of my birth not 76, radge that we could've won the league and 12 month later were relegated.

Happy Birthday kidda

I'm one of these sad cunts who enjoys reading about how we did before I was born, where we were in the league, why we were shite etc...and looking at those links, here have a look at this in better detail on here. http://nufc.com/html/1976-77.html http://www.footballstatisticsresults.co.uk...1_football.html Look at the results from 8th April against the mackems onwards. We chucked away some terrible points, if we'd had a mediocre run in we'd have been league champions in 1976! Ye live and learn, I tell you summik if that had've happened we'd be a different club today. Imagine that the toon league champions, in the late 70's second biggest natural fanbase in the country, Gazza, Waddle and Beardsley wouldn't have fucked off that's a fact.

The kid is called Lee with a similar surname to a legendary Newcastle figure. I'm reliably informed by text, that now he's skinny as fuck and didn't grow nee bigger, and is now a canny kid.

33 noo. I've texted a pal who might naa his name. What an animal. Always thought he'd end up murdering someone.

Used to play for the school then 5 a side up until I was about twenty five, I was a quality left back before you ask. Always enjoyed it tbh Did you play for Benfield Wacky? I know you are a few years older than me, but you might know the centre half at my age, nearly made it as a professional. When I was 11 I was average height for an 11 year old, but this cunt, I used to love playing against anyone apart from Benfield cos of this kid. Honestly a think me baals had just recently dropped, and this cunt fuck me he must've been 6 foot, could've probably grown a Jeff Capes beard with ease at eleven with a stoney remorselessness and look very very similar to Ivan Drago. Every time we played them I used to go with the other centre half but he'd follow me the prick, and he used to kick me up a height at every opportunity. By the age of 16 I got my revenge big time because I was bigger than him and he hated it when the shoe was on the other foot the big dopey doilum. Do you know the kid? Looked like Drago.

der der der der der der der der derrrrrrrrrr oi oi oi He's a canny bloke actually for a convict to be fair but he's fucked some bets up for me in the last year or two.

Sol Campbell had a gay affair with Lennox Lewis.

sweeeeet think I go to London later that day for 2 bastard weeks looking forward to the game though. Colour strips are yiz?

What ye on aboot ya daft cunt? I didn't say I would do anything, I just said I'd be interested to see if you'd be a cheeky cunt face to face rather than behind the mask of a monitor. Re: posting pics of yourself I don't personally see anything wrong about it, I like to see what people look like so you can establish if they're a wrongun or not, as soon as I saw PWR I knew he was for example.

Ice lolly sticks I used tee, like a "Feast".

I've never got this aversion some people have to disclosing their true identities on here? I've been on Toontastic for 12 years or so now, have no doubt seen some of you at the match, out in town etc. Either you are one ugly cunt or not half as tough in real life as you pretend to be on here Where has he ever pretended to be tough like?!?!?! Taking the piss isn't "acting tough", I seem to remember someone on here talking about knocking people out at the match for persistent swearing and it wasn't Wacky.

Not sure what to make of your story to be honest. You walk in to a garage and there's a black bloke saying hello in an Irish accent? Was it Paul McGrath?

I knocked some poor old cunt over on my bike yesterday he was alright but he just walked right in front of me chasing his dog.