McFaul

I saw the picture you put up and it was covering the "Cruise Clothing" advertising hoarding in Level 7. I will personally be boycotting Cruise Clothing, and will be imploring others to do the same. Newcastle United is an organisation ran by robots all towing the party line. The ticket office are scum basically robotically trained to support Ashley, my conversation with them a month ago told me that. Our stewards are known nationally as cunts, and so are our OB. Mugs the lot of them, a bit of common sense would've shown that this is an incredibly positive banner, supporting awareness of the illness and supporting the young lad. Rotten to the core this club. If that was the mackems they'd have been inviting massive flags to cover seats even.

I don't really do the weights. My body is too big and it wouldn't take much to look like a bouncer, me shoulders are already big enough, so what I do is about half the weight I can take, on me legs and stomach just toning it rather than building, concentrate more on cardio tbh. I think people who look like muscle laden freaks look like mugs anyway.

"Petter Rudi" iirc.

Never even entertained that idea. Popeye would be happy.

You don't want but you most certainly do. If you asked 100 people in Newcastle who aren't racist at all, where do you get egg fu yung, 85 would say "chinkeys". Fact that, and people like yourself and HF are in the interfering PC minority.

Pretty sure you don't see this sort of thing happening in rugby. Either code, at any level. Fair enough if it's heat of the moment stuff but if the rugby players can do without it... Aye rugby the difference is they don't swear as much, the just walk off with half an ear missing. Besides football fans and players are generally working class scum like me, and I wouldn't have it any other way, it's why I resent the new posh rugby type fan in football tbh.

What are you on about now, man? He gets away with a lot, as does his club. Most players don't do that sort of thing. Simple as that. He apologised so that should be the end of it. It's not that big a deal and I'm sure he'd get a small fine at worst. Does he fuck. Most players do, do that sort of thing. They're just not as high profile. When Drogba got that 6 game ban off UEFA worst decision ever, for calling the ref a fucking disgrace, its an emotional game.

Its all heat of the moment stuff, adrenaline is pumping, ridiculous for him to be strung up for this. Unless you play football you don't understand, at 5 a side as others will vouch for, I'll tell a ref to fuck off 5 times in a game, I don't mean it, it just comes out. The line would be crossed only if a player did what the bloke did in Mike Bassetts taking his shorts off in goal celebration.

I donno if it's still there like but there was one about 10 years ago between The White Horse at Parsons Green, and Dawes Road, on Munster Road ran by Greeks absolutely superb, but you're right everywhere else is fuckin shite. Long way to go for you from Croydon to Fulham just for a decent fish and chips.

So he should. All he's doing is swearing. So fuck. Into the TV camera with thousands of kids watching. Deserves a ban imo. What do you do, stop kids from watching? Swearing has been part of the game as long as I've been going and it will be forever. How many times does the camera go on people like Harry Redknapp, and you see or hear a "faaakin heww..." he'd just scored a hattrick in 20 minutes he's a doilham but he's full of adrenaline, he didn't murder somebody. He did nothing wrong imo. You don't have to stop kids from watching but how much self-control does it take not to swear directly into the camera? TBH I think that swearing on the pitch should result in an automatic yellow card, the majority of it is directed at the ref and it undermines this Respect campaign we hear so much about. I don't want to entirely sanitise the game but it doesn't require that much self-control not to swear. If taking your shirt off after scoring a goal is worthy of a yellow then swearing certainly is. I tell you now then, if I was a professional footballer I'd never score a hattrick in my career, because I'd be sent off after the second goal every time. Regarding self-control, it's an emotional game. I remember I'd never swore in front of my parents, but I scored in the U13 County Cup Final, to put us 1-0 up, and I ran over to where every from our school was, and went GET THE FUCK IN, without even thinking about it. If he gets done, it's cos he's Rooney.

So he should. All he's doing is swearing. So fuck. Into the TV camera with thousands of kids watching. Deserves a ban imo. What do you do, stop kids from watching? Swearing has been part of the game as long as I've been going and it will be forever. How many times does the camera go on people like Harry Redknapp, and you see or hear a "faaakin heww..." he'd just scored a hattrick in 20 minutes he's a doilham but he's full of adrenaline, he didn't murder somebody. He did nothing wrong imo.

Yeah, it was strange how many different managers kept with him because he was "great in training" and "still a youngster" etc. whereas Keegan came in, initially gave him the big talk up to boost his confidence as KK is the master of, then looked at what he did, saw enough and wanted rid! Totally, couldn't get him to Stoke quick enough. As I tweeted earlier: Leazeslad - Shola plays like he's had the strongest bucket ever before the kick off, nothing will ever change my opinion that hes a lazy twat

So he should. All he's doing is swearing. So fuck.

Aye, if I was still living in Germany then kebab would be top of the list, but the version you get here - even the "proper" ones, in my experience - is too horrendous to contemplate. Aye, best kebab i ever had was in Jormany. Proper chicken kebab. Lush. Better than the crap you get over here. Fish and chips for me. Yum! Fish and chips hands doon like, but they've got to be top notch. I love salt and vinegar and batter on me chips, it's an alien concept to people outside the toon I think.

Never been in to kebabs, they just remind me of fat lasses from my childhood for some reason, and Sid the Sexist saying "aye plenty onions" while being sick.

Greg you still got that pic by any chance?

Haha true. That place over the road from The One bar, actually does brilliant fried chicken to say they're Torkish. See chinese takeaways in London, even in suburbs the portions are fuckin pish. The one in Lewisham, tiny portions, and the one in Blackheath even worse, proper umpa lumpa portions, but....I find they are considerably cheaper than chinkeys up here. Another thing about London as well, ask them for gravy in a chinkies and they think you're taking the piss. Also in chippies, "plenty batter please pet", is generally met by a look like "did he just make a sexual remark?!?!?" they haven't got a clue man.

It's normally fish quays I find. Like Seahooses is a quay. It's shite though so that's a bad example. The worst F+C I've ever had have been seaside places, Blackpool - absolutely wank, and Redcar worst ever. Never seen a cod what is black, before or since. I quite like Pinnacles in Seahouses. Redcar has terrible chippies for a seaside town, there was one good one but the owners retired and it went to shite. Excellent one in Saltburn tho, The Seaview, one of the very best. I usually find chippies that also do fried chicken or burgers or kebabs are shite as well, stick to what you know. The original Harry Ramsdens in Guisley is ok, but the franchised ones are over-priced garbage. Loads of decent ones in Whitby if you're ever down that way. As racist as this is going to sound, I can only think of one decent one I've had that has been ran by FC's. Like honestly. The only good ones are ran by English people I've found, other than one on Munster Road in Fulham, ran by Greeks.

In order I'd go F+C, Chinese, Pizza, Indians, Mcd/bk. I prefer haddock to cod, tastes slightly nicer and cods are full of parasites, they all die when they're getting cooked like, but the thought of eating fried parasites puts me off. I've always felt Harry Ramsden's are absolutely shite too.

Aye I signed him on FM 2005.

I've been to two in Seahooses both shite. One near the lifeboat history place and one on the street leading down to the harbour. Might've been on bad days like. A really, really good one is at Doxford Park beside Morrisons one of the best in the NE, owned by toon fans too, in the inbred heartland.

It's normally fish quays I find. Like Seahooses is a quay. It's shite though so that's a bad example. The worst F+C I've ever had have been seaside places, Blackpool - absolutely wank, and Redcar worst ever. Never seen a cod what is black, before or since.

Bollocks. Mouthing off on a message board has fuck all to do with the backing the lads get. I tell it like i see it on here but back the team till the final whistle at the match. Your particular brand of mindless optimism on here is just annoying. How is it mindless? And its only annoying because it breaks the skin of an eternal miserable pessimistic bastard. Pints always half full marra. I prefer being DELUDED too. I'm an eternal OPTIMIST. My optimism ENDS where it comes to discussing anything to DO with MIKE Ashley however.

They go on about Scotch football being a 2 horse race, well Portugal is just ridiculous. Porto have conceded 2 goals away all season, and have dropped FOUR points, in 24 games. P24 W22 D2 L0. I'm embarrassed for the league, Porto must have a canny side though now, potentially a CL contender again next season.

Nar man. It's all about Kristian's in North Shields. Are they still there? I had fish n chips from there about 10 years ago, up there with the best I've ever tasted. Right on the front beside where the fish comes in. Aye. Gutted the last time I went like, it was in the process of getting refurbished so was closed. You normally find like the best fish and chips are from places right beside fish quays. A notable exception being Seahooses where you'd think they'd be delicious but always been shite when I've been.